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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22334475 - 10/04/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Depends on what you mean by banging. If we're just talking penetration only as counting, then I think 6. If you mean sexual stuff in general (handjobs, blowjobs etc) I think around 12.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: 1234go]
    #22334485 - 10/04/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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1234go said:
Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
Two

Then again I've never been one to chase tail so that's probably why






Same, two.




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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22334611 - 10/04/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I lost count


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: D.M.T]
    #22334630 - 10/04/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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D.M.T said:
I lost count




same


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #22334635 - 10/04/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
im a virgin



go on backpage and get a whore dude

I was in the same boat. Heard all sorts of crap like "you'll regret it later" or "your first time should be with someone special." Fuck that shit, one of the better decisions I've made.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22334983 - 10/04/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

philopian_tube said:
Quote:

D.M.T said:
I lost count




same




Is that you in your sig? If so, I can see why.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22334990 - 10/04/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If that was him in his sig he would be swimming in pussy lol


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22335000 - 10/04/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He'd also be swimming in money. That's Rob Gronkowski, tight end for the New England Patriots football team.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22335032 - 10/04/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
im a virgin



go on backpage and get a whore dude

I was in the same boat. Heard all sorts of crap like "you'll regret it later" or "your first time should be with someone special." Fuck that shit, one of the better decisions I've made.




that pussy way overpriced

before 21 all i had to do was get beer
after that jus know a friend and bam you'll be in
won't have to spend a cent

Im at 3 now lol should be 5
kind of just want someone to hang out with
that won't make me judge myself if she breaks out


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: D.M.T]
    #22335060 - 10/04/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

D.M.T said:
He'd also be swimming in money. That's Rob Gronkowski, tight end for the New England Patriots football team.




This man gets it, you're a legend.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22335076 - 10/04/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.

So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!

So what's your score?





Off the top of my head I can count 14 different girls. but I have hooked up with, fingered, received head..etc with a lot of others


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22335165 - 10/04/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
So how many people did you bang in your lifetime?






all of them


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: D.M.T]
    #22335179 - 10/04/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

D.M.T said:
He'd also be swimming in money. That's Rob Gronkowski, tight end for the New England Patriots football team.




:ducklol:

(there are way too many reaction grems now holy shit)


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22335189 - 10/04/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

8, if you include the first one who was like "ow ow ow stop" after just the tip


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22335223 - 10/04/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Depends on what you mean by banging. If we're just talking penetration only as counting, then I think 6. If you mean sexual stuff in general (handjobs, blowjobs etc) I think around 12.



I would say around this for both. If you count head as sex then IDK


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: CosmicJoke]
    #22335240 - 10/04/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicJoke said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
My friend and i just made a stupid challenge... First one to 20 chicks wins lol.

So we had to go back to memory lane to figure what the currrent score is. I'm winning 9 to 6!

So what's your score?




I'd estimate in the thousands. Yes, I'm gay.



Doesn't anal sex hurt a shitton? I cant imagine taking it anally even once. Sounds prfoundly unpleasant. I could imagine head, kissing, or other things with a guy (im straight)


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: topdog82]
    #22335256 - 10/04/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I never pull out, it feels too good


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22335302 - 10/04/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
8, if you include the first one who was like "ow ow ow stop" after just the tip



That happened to me my first time. :lol:

I haven't really tried counting in the last few years. I'd guess around ten.


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #22335315 - 10/04/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

un amant


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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: pachoo] * 3
    #22335345 - 10/05/15 12:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Is there a reason the OP limited the thread to people, this is the shroomery afterall :ducklol:


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