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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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Loc: Boston
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: 1234go]
#22348984 - 10/08/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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1234go said:
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Bill_Oreilly said: yup he just burned me bad..im married but ok I never had sex before..
and seeing as how utterly untouchable pris's ex is..lets just say..well...ill leave it at that 
and for the rest of you social anxiety-ridden hippies...the only thing you're stroking tonight is a shitty guitar 
I've totally figured you out, you're in love with Bill O Reilly. You're easily ruffled and not real good at getting your point across, Bill is the exact opposite. He's everything in a man you want to be, and it makes your penis move. He's your alter ego, but he's also your man crush, your secret love and even more secret sexual suppression. You love him.
Thats actually accurate. My penis doesn'tmove though because im not gay. And im not really easily ruffled unless its from someone whos actually known on the site. If you have been here a year or 2 then good luck ruffling these feathers.
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Moonshoe
Blue Mantis


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Posts: 27,202
Loc: Iceland
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
#22349029 - 10/08/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Very, very few. I had one relationship before I met my wife, I met my wife at 19 and never cheated on her.
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1234go
Ban Lotto Champion


Registered: 07/08/09
Posts: 53,886
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22349596 - 10/08/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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1234go said: I've totally figured you out, you're in love with Bill O Reilly. You're easily ruffled and not real good at getting your point across, Bill is the exact opposite. He's everything in a man you want to be, and it makes your penis move. He's your alter ego, but he's also your man crush, your secret love and even more secret sexual suppression. You love him.
Thats actually accurate. My penis doesn'tmove though.
So all of that is correct minus the part where your penis moves, got it.
Although, I think you should back your claim and explain yourself some more. So that we know for a fact, that you are not ruffled.
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ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



Registered: 03/11/15
Posts: 20,866
Loc: Foreign Lands
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Re: So how many people did you bang in your lifetime? [Re: 1234go]
#22349609 - 10/08/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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