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Shroomy dictionary
#22331753 - 10/04/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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In the good old days of slow internet I used to browse this site where users would enter their own definitions into an ever growing custom dictionary.
It would have the funiest, most insightful entries. I forgot all of them. I also forgot the websites url. Anyone know if its still around?
In the mean time, let's build a new one, I'll start:
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Wind A continuous desperate attempt to fill holes in the atmosphere.
I pick all of you to be a creative bunch, so surprise me and have some fun with this
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Re: Shroomy dictionary [Re: GoldenEye]
#22331788 - 10/04/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Urban Dictionary?
There's also Encylopedia Dramatica which is more entertaining.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: Shroomy dictionary [Re: GoldenEye]
#22331789 - 10/04/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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"All mushrooms are edible; but some only once." Croatian proverb. BTW ... Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) . ...
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Re: Shroomy dictionary [Re: vinsue]
#22331858 - 10/04/15 09:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Isn't urban dictionary more about defining modern slang type of expressions? What I was looking for had normal words whose actual meaning was expressed in a kind of witty way, making you think about the word for a second. It must have been a bunch of linguists/comedians on there because I spent hours reading through it.
I actually can't remember if it was in Dutch or English coming to think of it...
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Re: Shroomy dictionary [Re: GoldenEye]
#22331862 - 10/04/15 09:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Encyclopedia dramatica is a "Hey, you win an iPhone 6" pop-up shit storm
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Re: Shroomy dictionary [Re: GoldenEye]
#22331872 - 10/04/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It varies. A lot of it is definitions for disgusting/explicit stuff. Like Space Docking. Some of it is slang and some of it is used to make fun of people.
Like this definition for Justin Bieber Canada's new offensive tactic towards the US. The United States started the war by launching secret weapon #1: Miley Cyrus singing "Can't Be Tamed"
Canada responded by sending Justin Bieber to turn Americans into "BELIEBER" zombies.
The US, getting desperate, destroys Canada with Rebecca Black's song, FRIDAY.
We are currently awaiting Canada's next explosive with great fear.Quote:
GoldenEye said: Encyclopedia dramatica is a "Hey, you win an iPhone 6" pop-up shit storm 
Noscript/adblock. I haven't had a pop up in years.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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I have AdBlock on my laptop. But I'm on my tablet when I browse the Shroomery... It gives weird pop ups on the iPad now sometimes. Just a grey little window that forces me to click "ok" because I won a phone. Annoying. I don't even want your phone
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