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InvisibleShiithead
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Growing a magnificent beard
    #22331310 - 10/04/15 03:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thoughts??


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Shiithead]
    #22331312 - 10/04/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Beards are just handles you grab when you wanna slit a throat.
Clean shaven master race reporting in.


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22331315 - 10/04/15 04:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Don't think it hasn't crossed my mind.

Thanks man :wink:


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Shiithead]
    #22331321 - 10/04/15 04:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well, I'm just joking of course.
I personally hate the feel of my facial hair
so I wouldn't grow a beard if I could
and it comes in shitty anyway.


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22331351 - 10/04/15 04:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

beards are awesome if you cant get past the annoying point.


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Laughingcowwa]
    #22331364 - 10/04/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
Well, I'm just joking of course.
I personally hate the feel of my facial hair
so I wouldn't grow a beard if I could
and it comes in shitty anyway.




I've always thought that about shavers. Either they are covering something up, like their inability to grow a full on manly beard, or they've been seduced by the scum sucking piece of filth advertising shitheads (no offence op) sloganising, into throwing their money away on  fripperies.


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22331373 - 10/04/15 05:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I am trying to grow a beard right now.  The thing I am just now learning is that I have fast and slow growing hairs.  Instead of shaving it all off in frustration over how thin it was, I just trimmed it back several times.  It is coming in better........the thing I hate it those damn hairs that try and bridge the gap between chest hair and beard hair. Rrrrrrrrr


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: maynard]
    #22331376 - 10/04/15 05:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Neckbeard?


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22331378 - 10/04/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
Well, I'm just joking of course.
I personally hate the feel of my facial hair
so I wouldn't grow a beard if I could
and it comes in shitty anyway.




I've always thought that about shavers. Either they are covering something up, like their inability to grow a full on manly beard, or they've been seduced by the scum sucking piece of filth advertising shitheads (no offence op) sloganising, into throwing their money away on  fripperies.




It's ironic your definition of covering something up is removing a wall of hair, that covers something up. What manly traits are are always changing anyways. Beards are just the current trend.


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22331392 - 10/04/15 05:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
Well, I'm just joking of course.
I personally hate the feel of my facial hair
so I wouldn't grow a beard if I could
and it comes in shitty anyway.




I've always thought that about shavers. Either they are covering something up, like their inability to grow a full on manly beard, or they've been seduced by the scum sucking piece of filth advertising shitheads (no offence op) sloganising, into throwing their money away on  fripperies.




It's ironic your definition of covering something up is removing a wall of hair, that covers something up. What manly traits are are always changing anyways. Beards are just the current trend.




The irony is that people fell for the advertising bullshit, that, people that "wear" beards are the ones covering something up, when it is in fact, those that can't grow a beard that are the ones covering up that fact.

Beards are not a "trend" for fucks sake, they are part of the evolutionary progress.
You can't grow a beard? You need to evolve more.


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: deucedbi9] * 1
    #22331402 - 10/04/15 05:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Beards are a fashion trend, absolutely. One thing or another will make them fashionable or unfashionable. For instance the roman empire banned them for the throat slitting reason. The internet's sense of cliche man hood made them popular again to some degree. Anyway you can alter hair on your body is not too different than fashion accessories such as bracelets or necklaces.

Some people look good with beards, some people look like a hobo with them. Anyway, having a beard = manliness is some stupid cliche I don't buy into. I've met awesome beard wearing men who were complete sissies. It symbolizes nothing and is a clue to nothing about the individual to me.


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22331404 - 10/04/15 05:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm currently growing an afro around my penis.  I'm going retro.  So far so good:thumbup:


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22331421 - 10/04/15 05:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Apollyphelion said:
Anyway, having a beard = manliness is some stupid cliche I don't buy into.




You wouldn't. You can't. :rofl:

Not that any of this shit should be taken seriously. :wink:


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Amanita86]
    #22331426 - 10/04/15 06:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I have one, mostly because I have no razor and don't mind looking like a primate should


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22331428 - 10/04/15 06:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My beard just comes in shitty. It is just not a good beard. I'm the guy who looks like a hobo.


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22331463 - 10/04/15 06:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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specialpeopleclub said:
I have one, mostly because I have no razor and don't mind looking like a primate should




You should just let it ride and next time you want a hair cut don't do it and just go full on jim morrison.  Wear blacked out sunglasses and smoke half smoked fat cigars..  and make everything you say in the form of a 'pondering question', that would be where I took that..dope as fuck..


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Amanita86]
    #22331474 - 10/04/15 06:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I may not shave, but none of the rest


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Shiithead]
    #22331486 - 10/04/15 06:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not allowed to grow a beard because my job. Also having a beard tends to make me look much older than I am.

I guess I can't be a real hipster...


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22331494 - 10/04/15 06:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I may not shave, but none of the rest



Id totally do all the rest.


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Re: Growing a magnificent beard [Re: Amanita86]
    #22331508 - 10/04/15 06:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)





The beard I had. Definitely looks manlier. Doesn't make me manlier though.

I'm growing it back out now.


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