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OfflineJustForToday
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Holy fuck i'm so shaken up..
    #22330177 - 10/03/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Dude. The craziest shit just happened to me earlier and it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt a cop will kill you even if you're innocent.

So anyways, I called the cops over to my place earlier because this fucking 9 old girl was sending selfies of her to my phone and asking me to be here boyfriend. I honestly thought it was someone running a child prostitute ring so I called my sponsor and he told me to notify the authorities. They came over, I showed the cop the texts. He calls the number the mother answers the phone. She didn't even her daughter had done and me being smart I saved the whole conversation and he read it. I was cleared of all wrong doing. He asked me if I had any warrents. I told him no and I was 18 months sober almost and hadn't been in trouble for 6 years.

He stays parked at my place and I proceed to go catch the bus to the gym. He pulls up really fast as soon as I'm about to get to the stop and gets out with his hand on his weapons screaming at me to put my hands up. My heart stopped. I put my hands up and shoved me against the car and told me to put my hands behind me back. I asked him what did I do. He said I was wanted by the FBI for larceny.. I didn't even know what the fuck that way. He pushed me in the back seat and told ime I was going to jail for a very long time. I Asked him to doublecheck to make sure it was me. All of the information matched me. My eye color, my weight, my first and last name, my tattoos, everything.. EXCEPT FOR MY SOCIAL AND MIDDLE NAME. He immediately apologized when he found out he had the wrong guy and let me go.. but this mother fucker was about to shoot me and I HADN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING.. My anxiety is so bad right I felt my life flash before my eyes..


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 8
    #22330186 - 10/03/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:thisisheavyman:


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: WScott]
    #22330189 - 10/03/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

oooohhuuuhuuuh....i'm all shook up!


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22330190 - 10/03/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

your "sponsor"?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #22330195 - 10/03/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

BTW, police are reckless as all hell. people are reckless beyond all belief.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 2
    #22330202 - 10/03/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Mad_Larkin said:
your "sponsor"?



He's in AA


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22330204 - 10/03/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Mad_Larkin said:
your "sponsor"?



For AA/NA.

OP, did you get his badge number, name, car number, anything? You might be able to take this to a lawyer if he was unnecessarily rough (assault), but other than that, it's kinda his job. He's only going to shoot you if you draw on him.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22330247 - 10/03/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

my brother was raided about 25 years ago, someone reported him to the FBI hotline,
he left my apartment, went to his which was within sight of mine, and as he was
crossing the street and waking into his place about 20 cop cars and SUVs swarmed
him, it was like something from a movie, they had him, his wife and his room mate
all out in the parking lot on the ground, searched his house, they were yelling at
him and his room mate in spanish and threatening to kill him while a dozen cops
stood over him with shotguns and ARs. they were even threatening to deport his room
mate if he didnt cooperate... the roomie was a creek indian, they didnt want to
believe that him or my brother were not mexicans


now, let me give you the rest. my brother was reported to the FBI because they
were starting to air those most wanted shows, one featured a mexican that killed
a cop in texas, was a member of the cartels and considered to be a very dangerous
man, someone saw the show, saw what looked exactly like my brother and called the
tip line so the FBI contacted the local cops, kept him under surveillance and
they then did the raid. they let my brother have the photo and the guy looked
exactly like my brother, they look more alike than me and my brother do


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 5
    #22330268 - 10/03/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

some 9 year old was texting u selfies nd shit?

haha what


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22330269 - 10/03/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Find out were he lives and frame him for being unfaithful to his wife.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22330270 - 10/03/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
some 9 year old was texting u selfies nd shit?

haha what



Yeah :lol: That got glossed over. That's what I wanna hear more of.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: shLong]
    #22330273 - 10/03/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

how did happen, JF, you wanna know.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 7
    #22330276 - 10/03/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

How did a 9 year old get your number?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Eminence]
    #22330282 - 10/03/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Eminence said:
How did a 9 year old get your number?



:lol:
Also what I'd like to know.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: shLong] * 5
    #22330295 - 10/03/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

this is what happens when you post on the Disney website.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: shLong] * 1
    #22330315 - 10/03/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
some 9 year old was texting u selfies nd shit?

haha what



Yeah :lol: That got glossed over. That's what I wanna hear more of.



Pics or it didnt happen. Plus the girls phone number, i need to sort this out for myself :ifyoucanawe:


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22330318 - 10/03/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No. I text my old roommate alex asking him stuff about web development because like I've said before I'm learning javascript to further my career advances. It was her number now not his. I hadn't heard from him in months. She actually pretended to be my roommates AND on top of that she deleted all the texts and shit so her mom wouldn't see them.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22330319 - 10/03/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It got sorted out earlier.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22330334 - 10/03/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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No. I text my old roommate alex asking him stuff about web development because like I've said before I'm learning javascript to further my career advances. It was her number now not his. I hadn't heard from him in months. She actually pretended to be my roommates AND on top of that she deleted all the texts and shit so her mom wouldn't see them.




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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330347 - 10/03/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My question is, what kind of parent gives there 9 YEAR OLD a phone.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22330357 - 10/03/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Eh Idk its one of those things that could go either way.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330568 - 10/03/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Not that big of deal this day in age.. Sometimes they do it so they're able to always be in contact with em, since landlines are pretty much gone.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22330655 - 10/03/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)


:cheers:


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22330659 - 10/03/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
No. I text my old roommate alex asking him stuff about web development because like I've said before I'm learning javascript to further my career advances. It was her number now not his. I hadn't heard from him in months. She actually pretended to be my roommates AND on top of that she deleted all the texts and shit so her mom wouldn't see them.




Now I just have more questions than before.

Why don't you post the txts for us to peruse? :grin:


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Giftofdeprivation] * 1
    #22330692 - 10/03/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Giftofdeprivation said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
your "sponsor"?



For AA/NA.

OP, did you get his badge number, name, car number, anything? You might be able to take this to a lawyer if he was unnecessarily rough (assault), but other than that, it's kinda his job. He's only going to shoot you if you draw on him.




lol you must not be in the US


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22330818 - 10/03/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It all depends on the price of your lawyer, no? Like I said, dude was probably within his job description; they're trained to perceive potential threats everywhere and having a hand on their guns is pretty normal. :shrug: it's a fucked up way to live, but it's what they're trained to do.

In some countries, dudes roam through shopping malls with assault rifles and shit though (yes, affluent ones too), so things could be worse.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: WScott] * 1
    #22330854 - 10/03/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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:thisisheavyman:




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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22330865 - 10/03/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Play the traumatized card, you now have PTSD and have an episode every time you see a cop.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22331177 - 10/04/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Are you sure you're sober?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: koods]
    #22331408 - 10/04/15 05:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Giftofdeprivation said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
your "sponsor"?



For AA/NA.

OP, did you get his badge number, name, car number, anything? You might be able to take this to a lawyer if he was unnecessarily rough (assault), but other than that, it's kinda his job. He's only going to shoot you if you draw on him.




lol you must not be in the US




Guess he doesn't live here>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-34432583

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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22331434 - 10/04/15 06:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck anyone who tries to excersize non professional(work hirarchy) authority, including cops.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22331438 - 10/04/15 06:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

what a weird situation.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Salomon]
    #22331481 - 10/04/15 06:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I would have simply ignored the text and certainly wouldn't have called the police in that situation.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: T-Funkadelic] * 1
    #22331489 - 10/04/15 06:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Hey man, just because you're reasonable, and logical and shit like that doesn't mean you're like better than him and all that..for real.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22331859 - 10/04/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

336 said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Giftofdeprivation said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
your "sponsor"?



For AA/NA.

OP, did you get his badge number, name, car number, anything? You might be able to take this to a lawyer if he was unnecessarily rough (assault), but other than that, it's kinda his job. He's only going to shoot you if you draw on him.




lol you must not be in the US



Seriously. They acquit cops for murdering kids, no way in hell they'd do shit about this.





no, they convict cops for murder, cops are acquitted when they arent guilty


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22331881 - 10/04/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Whatever the case, they get away with things the average citizen would not get away with in the same circumstances.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22331975 - 10/04/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
my brother was raided about 25 years ago, someone reported him to the FBI hotline,
he left my apartment, went to his which was within sight of mine, and as he was
crossing the street and waking into his place about 20 cop cars and SUVs swarmed
him, it was like something from a movie, they had him, his wife and his room mate
all out in the parking lot on the ground, searched his house, they were yelling at
him and his room mate in spanish and threatening to kill him while a dozen cops
stood over him with shotguns and ARs. they were even threatening to deport his room
mate if he didnt cooperate... the roomie was a creek indian, they didnt want to
believe that him or my brother were not mexicans


now, let me give you the rest. my brother was reported to the FBI because they
were starting to air those most wanted shows, one featured a mexican that killed
a cop in texas, was a member of the cartels and considered to be a very dangerous
man, someone saw the show, saw what looked exactly like my brother and called the
tip line so the FBI contacted the local cops, kept him under surveillance and
they then did the raid. they let my brother have the photo and the guy looked
exactly like my brother, they look more alike than me and my brother do




So... What happened next?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22332024 - 10/04/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Many hugs and good vibes to you.

I know this is the last sort of thing you needed. Put it behind you and move on man, at least you didn't have to go to jail for them to figure out they fucked up.


Btw I'm proud of you to keep your head straight during all of this shit. I can only imagine how you feel right now.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22332119 - 10/04/15 10:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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T-Funkadelic said:
I would have simply ignored the text and certainly wouldn't have called the police in that situation.




I honestly thought someone was prostituting children. I showed a few people and they told me to call the police immediately. I also had to cover my ass just in case because what if it was a child prostitution ring. I would have been in deep shit had they seen those texts.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22332187 - 10/04/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Dude. The craziest shit just happened to me earlier and it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt a cop will kill you even if you're innocent.





But, you're not dead. :confused:


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Sun King]
    #22332237 - 10/04/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Sun King said:
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Dude. The craziest shit just happened to me earlier and it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt a cop will kill you even if you're innocent.





But, you're not dead. :confused:




I cooperated and practically bent over for the guy.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JvF] * 1
    #22332253 - 10/04/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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jfischer218 said:

:cheers:




Weird response and it doesn't seem like you're joking. Are you a pedophile?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Patlal]
    #22332265 - 10/04/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
my brother was raided about 25 years ago, someone reported him to the FBI hotline,
he left my apartment, went to his which was within sight of mine, and as he was
crossing the street and waking into his place about 20 cop cars and SUVs swarmed
him, it was like something from a movie, they had him, his wife and his room mate
all out in the parking lot on the ground, searched his house, they were yelling at
him and his room mate in spanish and threatening to kill him while a dozen cops
stood over him with shotguns and ARs. they were even threatening to deport his room
mate if he didnt cooperate... the roomie was a creek indian, they didnt want to
believe that him or my brother were not mexicans


now, let me give you the rest. my brother was reported to the FBI because they
were starting to air those most wanted shows, one featured a mexican that killed
a cop in texas, was a member of the cartels and considered to be a very dangerous
man, someone saw the show, saw what looked exactly like my brother and called the
tip line so the FBI contacted the local cops, kept him under surveillance and
they then did the raid. they let my brother have the photo and the guy looked
exactly like my brother, they look more alike than me and my brother do




So... What happened next?




Everybody got deported, like on that cheech and chong movie.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22332295 - 10/04/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Lophosaurus said:
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jfischer218 said:

:cheers:




Weird response and it doesn't seem like you're joking. Are you a pedophile?



No i just dont take anything seriously

:vibin:


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JvF]
    #22332376 - 10/04/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

jfischer218 said:
Quote:

Lophosaurus said:
Quote:

jfischer218 said:

:cheers:




Weird response and it doesn't seem like you're joking. Are you a pedophile?



No i just dont take anything seriously

:vibin:




thats what they all say


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22332396 - 10/04/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

jfischer218 said:
Quote:

Lophosaurus said:
Quote:

jfischer218 said:

:cheers:




Weird response and it doesn't seem like you're joking. Are you a pedophile?



No i just dont take anything seriously

:vibin:




thats what they all say





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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22333157 - 10/04/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like JFT has been diddling little kiddies


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Soulidarity] * 2
    #22333162 - 10/04/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What is it with the shroomery and pedophiles


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #22333212 - 10/04/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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So anyways, I called the cops over to my place earlier because this fucking 9 old girl was sending selfies of her to my phone and asking me to be here boyfriend.




Typical JFT story :rofl:


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22333298 - 10/04/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
Sounds like JFT has been diddling little kiddies



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Soulidarity said:
What is it with the shroomery and pedophiles



:youseethisshit:
Was that a stroke of self awareness there, soul?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #22337026 - 10/05/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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What is it with the shroomery and pedophiles




shrooms make you a degenerate


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22337170 - 10/05/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22337958 - 10/05/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Code of the streets > never snitch > never dial 911 unless you or a family member needs to be hawed off to the hospital in a dier situation. Stay the fuck from round police at all cost. My niggas taught me that shit back in the late 80's


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: T-Funkadelic] * 1
    #22338107 - 10/05/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Reduce 911 calls = Reduced body count.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Asante]
    #22339107 - 10/05/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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American cops are scary as hell, yo.
What do you shroomerites from the US think of this kind of militarization of your civil servants?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Turtletotem] * 1
    #22339642 - 10/06/15 04:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Hate it obviously, it's disgusting. If a cop is near I assume he's just another degenerate unless he shows otherwise. I don't talk to them, look at them, hold open doors for them if they're behind me etc. Nothin. Yes I'm jaded lol.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Eminence]
    #22339649 - 10/06/15 04:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I would have told him it's all cool then came back and DSHSB while he wasn't looking. But yea man I would have been fucking pissed and got his badge #


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22339693 - 10/06/15 04:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Story is retarded. If I had a 9 year old texting my phone I'd just block the number or ignore it. What 9 year old girl is going to be continuously be texting an unknown number and getting no response, none? So you must have been responding. Probably like snd mor nudz pics ?!

Also cop says you are wanted by the FBI for larceny? Wouldn't the FBI be the ones arresting you not a cop?

Maybe it is just the whole 9 year old thing that is giving me bad vibes but I think most of this is troll or twisted. Also sounds just like that tennis player in NY who was arrested for looking like a suspect. 


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    #22339696 - 10/06/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Gorlax]
    #22342619 - 10/06/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Gorlax said:
Story is retarded. If I had a 9 year old texting my phone I'd just block the number or ignore it. What 9 year old girl is going to be continuously be texting an unknown number and getting no response, none? So you must have been responding. Probably like snd mor nudz pics ?!

Also cop says you are wanted by the FBI for larceny? Wouldn't the FBI be the ones arresting you not a cop?

Maybe it is just the whole 9 year old thing that is giving me bad vibes but I think most of this is troll or twisted. Also sounds just like that tennis player in NY who was arrested for looking like a suspect. 


:facepalm3:




How about you stop smoking flakka and thinking there is a boogie monster up under your bed.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22342658 - 10/06/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, sounds like the good old usa to me.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: LSDollar]
    #22342678 - 10/06/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What would anyone else do if a person on the other end was sending photos of a very young girl. I was just trying to cover my ass just in case it was serious. Glad it's not. But I prolly just saved that little girl's life because what if she would have done that to a predator. He would have snatched her up and she would be gone right now. Nobody would know.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #22342953 - 10/06/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Dude you were texting her admit it.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Gorlax]
    #22343258 - 10/06/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Gorlax said:
Also cop says you are wanted by the FBI for larceny? Wouldn't the FBI be the ones arresting you not a cop?





Yes so if Joe Schmo sheriff walks up next to this fuck



He just won't do shit because the FBI wants him not the local PD right? I'm pretty sure that's how it works.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: The Moose]
    #22343283 - 10/06/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

FBI would carry out their own investigation. If they were investigating someone they would be the arresting person unless some circumstance made that impossible. So yeah a normal cop isn't doing FBI minor work for them. It's bullshit.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22343308 - 10/06/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Gorlax said:
FBI would carry out their own investigation. If they were investigating someone they would be the arresting person unless some circumstance made that impossible. So yeah a normal cop isn't doing FBI minor work for them. It's bullshit.




:facepalm:

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336 said:
Quote:

Gorlax said:
FBI would carry out their own investigation. If they were investigating someone they would be the arresting person unless some circumstance made that impossible. So yeah a normal cop isn't doing FBI minor work for them. It's bullshit.



Not true. If the FBI had an open APB out for his arrest the cops would certainly arrest him if they had the chance.




Thank you. If the FBI wants somebody in custody, every LEO and their mother wants that person too.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22343605 - 10/07/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

for larceny? lmao maybe child porn or murder but they aren't having an all points bulletin for larceny.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Gorlax]
    #22343612 - 10/07/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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for larceny? lmao maybe child porn or murder but they aren't having an all points bulletin for larceny.




Yes because there totally isn't varying degrees of larceny...

I mean there is a very good chance JFT stole the president's favorite panties for that 9 year old.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: The Moose]
    #22347376 - 10/07/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I didn't even know what larceny was. Anyways. Glad that's over!


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