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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Sun King]
    #22332237 - 10/04/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Sun King said:
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JustForToday said:
Dude. The craziest shit just happened to me earlier and it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt a cop will kill you even if you're innocent.





But, you're not dead. :confused:




I cooperated and practically bent over for the guy.


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InvisibleLophosaurus
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JvF] * 1
    #22332253 - 10/04/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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jfischer218 said:

:cheers:




Weird response and it doesn't seem like you're joking. Are you a pedophile?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Patlal]
    #22332265 - 10/04/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
my brother was raided about 25 years ago, someone reported him to the FBI hotline,
he left my apartment, went to his which was within sight of mine, and as he was
crossing the street and waking into his place about 20 cop cars and SUVs swarmed
him, it was like something from a movie, they had him, his wife and his room mate
all out in the parking lot on the ground, searched his house, they were yelling at
him and his room mate in spanish and threatening to kill him while a dozen cops
stood over him with shotguns and ARs. they were even threatening to deport his room
mate if he didnt cooperate... the roomie was a creek indian, they didnt want to
believe that him or my brother were not mexicans


now, let me give you the rest. my brother was reported to the FBI because they
were starting to air those most wanted shows, one featured a mexican that killed
a cop in texas, was a member of the cartels and considered to be a very dangerous
man, someone saw the show, saw what looked exactly like my brother and called the
tip line so the FBI contacted the local cops, kept him under surveillance and
they then did the raid. they let my brother have the photo and the guy looked
exactly like my brother, they look more alike than me and my brother do




So... What happened next?




Everybody got deported, like on that cheech and chong movie.


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InvisibleJvF
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22332295 - 10/04/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Lophosaurus said:
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jfischer218 said:

:cheers:




Weird response and it doesn't seem like you're joking. Are you a pedophile?



No i just dont take anything seriously

:vibin:


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JvF]
    #22332376 - 10/04/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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jfischer218 said:
Quote:

Lophosaurus said:
Quote:

jfischer218 said:

:cheers:




Weird response and it doesn't seem like you're joking. Are you a pedophile?



No i just dont take anything seriously

:vibin:




thats what they all say


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InvisibleJvF
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22332396 - 10/04/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

jfischer218 said:
Quote:

Lophosaurus said:
Quote:

jfischer218 said:

:cheers:




Weird response and it doesn't seem like you're joking. Are you a pedophile?



No i just dont take anything seriously

:vibin:




thats what they all say





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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22333157 - 10/04/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like JFT has been diddling little kiddies


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Soulidarity] * 2
    #22333162 - 10/04/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What is it with the shroomery and pedophiles


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Offlinetwighead
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #22333212 - 10/04/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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JustForToday said:


So anyways, I called the cops over to my place earlier because this fucking 9 old girl was sending selfies of her to my phone and asking me to be here boyfriend.




Typical JFT story :rofl:


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OfflineGiftofdeprivation
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22333298 - 10/04/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
Sounds like JFT has been diddling little kiddies



Quote:

Soulidarity said:
What is it with the shroomery and pedophiles



:youseethisshit:
Was that a stroke of self awareness there, soul?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #22337026 - 10/05/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
What is it with the shroomery and pedophiles




shrooms make you a degenerate


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22337170 - 10/05/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22337958 - 10/05/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Code of the streets > never snitch > never dial 911 unless you or a family member needs to be hawed off to the hospital in a dier situation. Stay the fuck from round police at all cost. My niggas taught me that shit back in the late 80's


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: T-Funkadelic] * 1
    #22338107 - 10/05/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Reduce 911 calls = Reduced body count.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Asante]
    #22339107 - 10/05/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Asante said:





American cops are scary as hell, yo.
What do you shroomerites from the US think of this kind of militarization of your civil servants?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Turtletotem] * 1
    #22339642 - 10/06/15 04:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Hate it obviously, it's disgusting. If a cop is near I assume he's just another degenerate unless he shows otherwise. I don't talk to them, look at them, hold open doors for them if they're behind me etc. Nothin. Yes I'm jaded lol.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Eminence]
    #22339649 - 10/06/15 04:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I would have told him it's all cool then came back and DSHSB while he wasn't looking. But yea man I would have been fucking pissed and got his badge #


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22339693 - 10/06/15 04:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Story is retarded. If I had a 9 year old texting my phone I'd just block the number or ignore it. What 9 year old girl is going to be continuously be texting an unknown number and getting no response, none? So you must have been responding. Probably like snd mor nudz pics ?!

Also cop says you are wanted by the FBI for larceny? Wouldn't the FBI be the ones arresting you not a cop?

Maybe it is just the whole 9 year old thing that is giving me bad vibes but I think most of this is troll or twisted. Also sounds just like that tennis player in NY who was arrested for looking like a suspect. 


:facepalm3:


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22339696 - 10/06/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Gorlax]
    #22342619 - 10/06/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Gorlax said:
Story is retarded. If I had a 9 year old texting my phone I'd just block the number or ignore it. What 9 year old girl is going to be continuously be texting an unknown number and getting no response, none? So you must have been responding. Probably like snd mor nudz pics ?!

Also cop says you are wanted by the FBI for larceny? Wouldn't the FBI be the ones arresting you not a cop?

Maybe it is just the whole 9 year old thing that is giving me bad vibes but I think most of this is troll or twisted. Also sounds just like that tennis player in NY who was arrested for looking like a suspect. 


:facepalm3:




How about you stop smoking flakka and thinking there is a boogie monster up under your bed.


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