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OfflineJustForToday
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Holy fuck i'm so shaken up..
    #22330177 - 10/03/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Dude. The craziest shit just happened to me earlier and it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt a cop will kill you even if you're innocent.

So anyways, I called the cops over to my place earlier because this fucking 9 old girl was sending selfies of her to my phone and asking me to be here boyfriend. I honestly thought it was someone running a child prostitute ring so I called my sponsor and he told me to notify the authorities. They came over, I showed the cop the texts. He calls the number the mother answers the phone. She didn't even her daughter had done and me being smart I saved the whole conversation and he read it. I was cleared of all wrong doing. He asked me if I had any warrents. I told him no and I was 18 months sober almost and hadn't been in trouble for 6 years.

He stays parked at my place and I proceed to go catch the bus to the gym. He pulls up really fast as soon as I'm about to get to the stop and gets out with his hand on his weapons screaming at me to put my hands up. My heart stopped. I put my hands up and shoved me against the car and told me to put my hands behind me back. I asked him what did I do. He said I was wanted by the FBI for larceny.. I didn't even know what the fuck that way. He pushed me in the back seat and told ime I was going to jail for a very long time. I Asked him to doublecheck to make sure it was me. All of the information matched me. My eye color, my weight, my first and last name, my tattoos, everything.. EXCEPT FOR MY SOCIAL AND MIDDLE NAME. He immediately apologized when he found out he had the wrong guy and let me go.. but this mother fucker was about to shoot me and I HADN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING.. My anxiety is so bad right I felt my life flash before my eyes..


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OfflineWScott
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 8
    #22330186 - 10/03/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:thisisheavyman:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: WScott]
    #22330189 - 10/03/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

oooohhuuuhuuuh....i'm all shook up!


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22330190 - 10/03/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

your "sponsor"?


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #22330195 - 10/03/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

BTW, police are reckless as all hell. people are reckless beyond all belief.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 2
    #22330202 - 10/03/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
your "sponsor"?



He's in AA


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OfflineGiftofdeprivation
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22330204 - 10/03/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
your "sponsor"?



For AA/NA.

OP, did you get his badge number, name, car number, anything? You might be able to take this to a lawyer if he was unnecessarily rough (assault), but other than that, it's kinda his job. He's only going to shoot you if you draw on him.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22330247 - 10/03/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

my brother was raided about 25 years ago, someone reported him to the FBI hotline,
he left my apartment, went to his which was within sight of mine, and as he was
crossing the street and waking into his place about 20 cop cars and SUVs swarmed
him, it was like something from a movie, they had him, his wife and his room mate
all out in the parking lot on the ground, searched his house, they were yelling at
him and his room mate in spanish and threatening to kill him while a dozen cops
stood over him with shotguns and ARs. they were even threatening to deport his room
mate if he didnt cooperate... the roomie was a creek indian, they didnt want to
believe that him or my brother were not mexicans


now, let me give you the rest. my brother was reported to the FBI because they
were starting to air those most wanted shows, one featured a mexican that killed
a cop in texas, was a member of the cartels and considered to be a very dangerous
man, someone saw the show, saw what looked exactly like my brother and called the
tip line so the FBI contacted the local cops, kept him under surveillance and
they then did the raid. they let my brother have the photo and the guy looked
exactly like my brother, they look more alike than me and my brother do


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 5
    #22330268 - 10/03/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

some 9 year old was texting u selfies nd shit?

haha what


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22330269 - 10/03/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Find out were he lives and frame him for being unfaithful to his wife.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22330270 - 10/03/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
some 9 year old was texting u selfies nd shit?

haha what



Yeah :lol: That got glossed over. That's what I wanna hear more of.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: shLong]
    #22330273 - 10/03/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

how did happen, JF, you wanna know.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 7
    #22330276 - 10/03/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

How did a 9 year old get your number?


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: Eminence]
    #22330282 - 10/03/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Eminence said:
How did a 9 year old get your number?



:lol:
Also what I'd like to know.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: shLong] * 5
    #22330295 - 10/03/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

this is what happens when you post on the Disney website.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: shLong] * 1
    #22330315 - 10/03/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
some 9 year old was texting u selfies nd shit?

haha what



Yeah :lol: That got glossed over. That's what I wanna hear more of.



Pics or it didnt happen. Plus the girls phone number, i need to sort this out for myself :ifyoucanawe:


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22330318 - 10/03/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No. I text my old roommate alex asking him stuff about web development because like I've said before I'm learning javascript to further my career advances. It was her number now not his. I hadn't heard from him in months. She actually pretended to be my roommates AND on top of that she deleted all the texts and shit so her mom wouldn't see them.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday]
    #22330319 - 10/03/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It got sorted out earlier.


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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #22330334 - 10/03/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
No. I text my old roommate alex asking him stuff about web development because like I've said before I'm learning javascript to further my career advances. It was her number now not his. I hadn't heard from him in months. She actually pretended to be my roommates AND on top of that she deleted all the texts and shit so her mom wouldn't see them.




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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Holy fuck i'm so shaken up.. [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330347 - 10/03/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My question is, what kind of parent gives there 9 YEAR OLD a phone.


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