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OfflineThe5thBeatle
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Wouldn't you know it
    #22329829 - 10/03/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Get this: so I had my first dance with Mary Jane in over two months today.. when I got home, there was an email about a drug test for a job I applied for like four months ago. What the friggin frack


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Re: Wouldn't you know it [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22329856 - 10/03/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Brutal.


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Re: Wouldn't you know it [Re: HardTrippin]
    #22329949 - 10/03/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Totally. I didn't hear anything for such a long time (plus I got a different job), I just put it out of my mind as if I wasn't being considered. Let this be a cautionary tale.. be mindful of the world around you, folks

My current job is pretty cool, but this surprise job would allow me to move far away and start a new chapter. Blah. Cranberry juice up, here's to the sweating & pissing!


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Re: Wouldn't you know it [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22330002 - 10/03/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The5thBeatle said:
Get this: so I had my first dance with Mary Jane in over two months today.. when I got home, there was an email about a drug test for a job I applied for like four months ago. What the friggin frack




Well then you should have absolutely no problem getting clean in time

Unless of course you don't want to


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Re: Wouldn't you know it [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22330007 - 10/03/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

fake piss ftw


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Re: Wouldn't you know it [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22330018 - 10/03/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I definitely do! I would love the chance to move and start over. Plus it's the USPS, so I'd make bank on top of that. The email I got today said I have 3 days to respond.. I have no idea when any test would occur. I have a personal trainer so I'm gonna be working out & sweating a LOT over the next few days, plus my grandpa has a few bottles of apple cider vinegar. I'll probably wash my hair several times as well


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Re: Wouldn't you know it [Re: P-O]
    #22330024 - 10/03/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Haha true. If I'm nervous about my cleanliness when I'm about to take the test, I might go that route because this job would change my life.


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