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dumb shit you did as a kid
    #22329527 - 10/03/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

one time I emptied the flash poweder out of about 150 firecrackers into a tube. I was using hot wax to seal the compressed flash powder in the tube with a fuse sticking out. All was going well until the candle got too close and ignited teh fuse, which promptly burnt 2/3 the way down until it got to the wax where it went out, surprisingly since it was a waterproof fuse. I was in the kitchen :facepalm:

Another time I caught a 2.5 gal gas can that was about half full on fire. Freaked out and eventually beat the flame out.

Yeah I was a pyro


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22329546 - 10/03/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

One day I put two pop tarts into a single slot toaster at my grandparents house and damn near caught the house on fire until my grandpa caught it he was very understanding about it though hahaha
I was seven


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22329549 - 10/03/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

There were 2 foot flames coming out of it running up the cabinets.

To this day I can see the soot on the cabinets lol


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22329553 - 10/03/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

it def involved fire


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22329555 - 10/03/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Same here. Lived next to firework stands. Ive had so many black cats blow up right next to my ear and roman candles hitting me in the ass then reporting its not even funny. Firework fights were the best. Its why ive gotten good at reading body language my hearings not terrible.but i ask what a lot.

We turned one of those pump water guns into a flamethrower. Took a stick from the fire and ducktaped it for a pilot light. Shit shot 20 feet flames. Until it caught on fire and immediately threw and ran

Molotov cocktails were a lot of fun. Wed grab old fridges and other shit from the dump and wreck that shit.

The valley in alaska was fun as fuck. We had a lot of access to gasoline, guns, fireworks, could ride dirtbikes and 4 wheelers anywhere, and we definitely made the most of it. This is all from 10-15. :lol:


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22329565 - 10/03/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I made a thread about this a long time ago in SA, and then Asante came and made the same post in the pub :shakefist:

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Anonymous #1 said:
Just curious. I'm almost 30 now and when I look back at my childhood I'm in total amazement that I'm even alive today. I did SOOO many stupid things as a child that could and even should have gotten me killed..

If we're to judge on risk vs reward, probably one of the stupidest things I did was a game me and my friends had a game, where we would run across an entire 6 lane highway with speeding (60+ mph) traffic. The whole point was to see how close you could get to getting obliterated. But you weren't allowed to stop. You had to time all 6 lanes so that at full sprint, you would clear the entire highway. I was very good at it. At one point I actually had an 18 wheeler 'bump' the back of my shoe as I passed it and give me a 'flat tire' (shoe almost comes off, but you step back down on it, crushing the back leaving your heel exposed).

I also came very close to losing an entire leg while jumping onto a moving train.. My foot slipped through the ladder that's attached to the cars.. It was dark and I didn't feel anything, but when I got home, there was a clear impression (and bleeding) from where the wheel had started to cut into my leg. It was far too clean of a cut to be anything else. The adrenaline rush was so great I didn't even notice it til later.

If we're to go just by the stupidest idea ever, I don't even know what to pick. Just too many to choose from.

P.S. posted in anonymous because I want honest answers. There are a few dumb things I wouldn't admit to doing if my identity (online or real life) were attached to it, and I can't believe I'm the only one. 



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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22329594 - 10/03/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

One time I dropped a full roll of toilet paper in the toilet by accident and decided it would be a good idea to lock the bathroom door from the inside so no one could see what I had done

My dad ended up having to pry it open with a crowbar:lol:

I felt soo bad I couldn't stop apologizing


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22329602 - 10/03/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

huffing glue. That was the dumbest shit I ever did as a youngster.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22329649 - 10/03/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:facepalm3:  I have more instances of poor judgement in my youth than I care to admit.

One time me and two cousins decided for some reason to take a small 2x4 with a nail sticking out and put it in the road.  We must have been like 11 or so, and we just sat there on the other side of the street waiting for a car to come by.  Luckily some guy saw it, stopped and then started screaming at us.  Me and my one cousin definitely deserved a beating for that as we just ran away like the little pissant brats that we were, while my other cousin stayed behind to apologize.  Girls really are alot more mature at that age :sadyes:

Another time me and this kid were spraying some aerosol accelerant onto cobwebs in his basement, and what do you know that somehow turned out to be a bad idea.  I think I ran out again like the fucking coward I was and this kid managed to get it out somehow, was a very close call though.

At some point in my childhood I bought a line of BS someone told me that there was a plant called teaberry that you could smoke and get high.  I was already an experienced leaf and incense smoker, from potpourri to maple to pine I had smoked them all by the tender age of 12.  I went out and found some random plant, told my neighbors that it was teaberry (which I actually believed it was) and proceeded to toke up off some random bush in the woods with them.

I snuck out and did all sorts of weird shit, wrote profanities on some kid's swingset once, which I still feel really bad for. 

I would take a bottle of gasoline into the woods, soak the ground, light it up and proceed to smash the ground with a stick causing a little fireball.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #22329660 - 10/03/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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...I was already an experienced leaf and incense smoker, from potpourri to maple to pine I had smoked them all by the tender age of 12...




When I was about 10, I rolled up grass clippings in notebook paper and smoked it because I heard my mom yelling at my sister about smoking grass. :lol:


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22329676 - 10/03/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Me too, the above example because it was the first one that popped into my head.

I could very literally write an entire book based on just my stupid experiences, and that would just be a who, what, when, where, why type of thing. If I elaborated to build a more complete picture or gave backstory.. My "book" would quite literally be this thick

I became a "bad kid" around 7 or so, in trouble at least every other day for stupid shit I decided to do, and did all the way into my mid 20's.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22329744 - 10/03/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah somehow I got away with pretty much everything.  I would always drag my friends into ridiculous schemes and they'd end up in trouble.

I'm pretty sure I jerked off in class in 6th grade.  I pulled my arms into my sweatshirt and tented it out with one hand.  Looking back I have a hard time believing nobody realized what I was doing, but I was never ridiculed and there was another kid who allegedly also jerked off in class in my grade who was ridiculed, so I imagine I would have been had word gotten out.  Either I was sneaky or I was so weird that nobody wanted to confront me.

I was always drawing super-violent and disturbing imagery starting around then as I had just started getting into horror and gore.  I think if I had gone through this phase after Columbine I would have been viewed as a threat, but I remember my art teacher would just kinda roll her eyes.  Wore the same Insane Clown Posse t-shirts day in and day out, only black pants black shirts, and I think I had a Nine Inch Nails one also.  Too often I would notice at some point during the day that there was jizz stains on them.

One time I saw a swastika, a pentagram, and 'KKK' carved into a frozen lake by someone I figured at that age must be cool and edgy as fuck, so I started writing those things all over my notebooks and binders until I went into CCD (Catholic Religious Ed.) one night and drew a huge swastika on the whiteboard thinking I was being cool as hell until everyone saw it and people had to explain to me why that is so fucked up, which was super embarrassing to me considering there was a black girl I sat next to in class who I really liked and she almost certainly saw my affinity for symbols of hate, and being much smarter than me probably knew what it meant and just thought I was an asshat.

So many facepalms, I am in no shortage of cringy anecdotes from my past.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22330054 - 10/03/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i stuck a bead up my nose and couldn't get it out


it fell out on the way to the hospital though


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22330055 - 10/03/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

When I was a kid there was a weed growing in the fields they called rabbit tobacco. We used to roll it up in paper and smoke it thinking we were cool. It didn't do anything for us, I dunno why rabbits liked it. I used to climb trees all the time, all the way to the top.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22330141 - 10/03/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Too many to fucking list,i was a space cadet as a kid...so i got into all sorts of shit.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #22330211 - 10/03/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

plugged in a dryer cord without it being connected
watched a blue spark fly over my head


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: blackdust]
    #22330232 - 10/03/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Used to throw dirt clods at vehicles on the highway.

Called the cops to "prank call" them because i saw it on an Angry Beavers episode.

I didnt do anything TOOO crazy. Not til i got older. Haha.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: blackdust]
    #22330233 - 10/03/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

a pet mouse (feeder mouse for my snake) bit my girlfriend while she was holding it.  So I took it outside put it in a frypan poured in gasoline, and lit it on fire


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #22330284 - 10/03/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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a pet mouse (feeder mouse for my snake) bit my girlfriend while she was holding it.  So I took it outside put it in a frypan poured in gasoline, and lit it on fire




imagine that the guy who thinks rape should be legal sets animals on fire

Lets make him a mod and whatnot.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #22330289 - 10/03/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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a pet mouse (feeder mouse for my snake) bit my girlfriend while she was holding it.  So I took it outside put it in a frypan poured in gasoline, and lit it on fire



Thats some serial killer shit.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22330574 - 10/03/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I used to have this obsession with tickling my eyeballs using a piece of hair.

I would gently (and sometimes roughly) poke a piece of hair around the sides of my eye (around that little red part on the side)

It was euphoric

I was always super careful so I never hurt myself


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22330687 - 10/03/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i used to be kind of a bully in like middle school, not exactly my finest hour


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330776 - 10/03/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
a pet mouse (feeder mouse for my snake) bit my girlfriend while she was holding it.  So I took it outside put it in a frypan poured in gasoline, and lit it on fire




imagine that the guy who thinks rape should be legal sets animals on fire

Lets make him a mod and whatnot.




im surprised that a month can go by and your tiny little brain still can't comprehend what actually happened.  I guess I should expect nothing less from someone who advocates women be brutally raped.  Anyways if you can read correctly, which is a stretch I know, this is about "dumb shit" that we did as "a kid".  There used to be a mod here who had her entire pic folder filled with mice that she tortured and cut open


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22330859 - 10/03/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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impatientguy said:
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makaveli8x8 said:
a pet mouse (feeder mouse for my snake) bit my girlfriend while she was holding it.  So I took it outside put it in a frypan poured in gasoline, and lit it on fire




imagine that the guy who thinks rape should be legal sets animals on fire

Lets make him a mod and whatnot.




im surprised that a month can go by and your tiny little brain still can't comprehend what actually happened.  I guess I should expect nothing less from someone who advocates women be brutally raped.  Anyways if you can read correctly, which is a stretch I know, this is about "dumb shit" that we did as "a kid".  There used to be a mod here who had her entire pic folder filled with mice that she tortured and cut open





Your the one who wishes that you could rape women legally.


Edit:And that wasn't dumb it was cruel. And if you had a girlfriend and shit you were old enough to know better(not really a kid IMO). You seriously sound like a fucking creep in the worst of ways.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330878 - 10/03/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

like I said i can't help it if you have the IQ of a turtle.  But if you wish to spread lies you should prolly stop touching children first


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22330887 - 10/03/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Oh I'm so angry that your just blatantly making things up about me being a pedophile.
Just so mad.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22330894 - 10/03/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Edit:And that wasn't dumb it was cruel. And if you had a girlfriend and shit you were old enough to know better(not really a kid IMO). You seriously sound like a fucking creep in the worst of ways.




again you prove how tiny your little brain is.  Please explain in detail how its cruel.......incoming retard comment


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330901 - 10/03/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Oh I'm so angry that your just blatantly making things up about me being a pedophile.
Just so mad.




sounds like you don't like how it feels, maybe next time you should think before you slander.  If you "truly" thought I actually said I wanted to rape women, why would I have ever stopped?  Don't you think I would have held my ground and rolled with it?  So this is where I either assume you are really stupid, or a troll, im gunna go with.......both since you are still bringing it up months later.........u should be banned for it


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22330902 - 10/03/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I was like 8 or 9 years old, and It was raining one day and i was playing with a couple friends that lived down the street from me. we were building dams on the side of the street and typical kid stuff.

Their parents rarely ever let anyone inside the house, and it was raining and we were all soaking wet, so there was no chance in hell they would let us walk inside to use the bathroom.


being that its a quarter mile uphill to my house and i have no shoes on, my brilliant mind decides to whip out my wing-dinger and piss in the streetside storm drain.

naturally, the kids parents saw me,and told me to go home (i had no idea i had done something wrong at the time) and by the time i got home she had already called my parents and screamed at them.

thankfully my parents are reasonable people, and just told me that its not okay to do that without screaming at me and i learned a good lesson.

dont urinate in public.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #22330909 - 10/03/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You put an animal into a solvent and then lit it on fire.
Would like that done to you?

That's cruel, and evil.
You're pretty thick.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330919 - 10/03/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

naw I just have an IQ greater than a turtles.

miss the part where it was a feeder mouse, and a rodent?  Do you have any idea how long it takes snakes to kill a mouse?  Do you have any idea how quick it died compared to that?

you're an idiot, proven repeatedly.  Next time before you post, try using logic instead of emotions, it'll help a lot.  You're just one of those new age white night PC dudes, your fully willing to take things completely out of context just so you have something to run around pointing your sword at to try and feel justice because your life's so god dam empty you have nothing better to do.  Meanwhile like a retard you have an avatar that degrades the same women you claim to protect :dawerp:


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    #22330930 - 10/03/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My bro and I lit a huge field on fire outside the apartment complex we lived in when we were young (3rd & 5th grade), the fire department came and we had to explain it was us, I was terrified.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22330936 - 10/03/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

In never fed anything you just Killed it to be a dick.

So yeah it was a feeder mouse but you burned it alive.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330947 - 10/04/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not taking anything out of context you literally said you would rape women if it were legal. You said the only reason it was tramatic for the women was because it was illegal.

Which makes no sense. You seem like a creep. Now I hear you threw a mouse into some Gas and burned it. Makes me think your a sick evil person that's all:shrug:


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330949 - 10/04/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

because im not a rapist unlike you?  Why do you keep going around calling people rapists and telling them to rape women?  Seriously dude are you even listening to yourself, your saying some pretty fucked up things, like you may be brain damaged.

Anyways back to the mouse, I killed it because it inflicted pain on someone who was trying to save it.  As you were proven wrong that it wasn't cruel because it died quicker.  So now your left with "you were a dick", says who?  How's that being a dick?  You think those poisen mouse traps aren't being a dick?  Again logic bro, please please try to use it, I know its really hard because you think with emotion, but emotion is not what u use to debate things with, that's the problem here.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330951 - 10/04/15 12:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm not taking anything out of context you literally said you would rape women if it were legal. You said the only reason it was tramatic for the women was because it was illegal.

Which makes no sense. You seem like a creep. Now I hear you threw a mouse into some Gas and burned it. Makes me think your a sick evil person that's all:shrug:





Quote it or shut the fuck up.  Ill be waiting, for a long long time, since it never existed.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22330958 - 10/04/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Lol you and I know I can't do that because the thread was deleted.
We both know you said it. So do another handful of people on the shroomery.:mypleasure:


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    #22330959 - 10/04/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330965 - 10/04/15 12:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Lol you and I know I can't do that because the thread was deleted.
We both know you said it. So do another handful of people on the shroomery.:mypleasure:




no a bunch of girly white knights with the IQ and memory of turtles found something that was easy to troll, latched onto it, and took it completely out of context.  You were repeatedly told this, and you repeatedly refuse to drop it, and bringing it up and derailing multiple threads with it months later is 100% trolling and you should be banned for it.

its the shroomery dude, there's some really stupid people on here, congrats your one of the handful.


I even said to have them undelete that fucking thread I said it publicly and in pm's I wanted that thread to go on, but it was just filled with so many trolls they had to close it and u were one of them


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22330970 - 10/04/15 12:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Turtles are smart bro. they always know where to lay their eggs.

have you ever laid an egg? i think not


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    #22330973 - 10/04/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This is the first thread I've brought it up in besides the original.

When lots of people are telling you "you're wrong" it's not because they're "girly white knights" it's probably because youre wrong.

There wasn't a single person posting there on your side (the side of legally raping women that is) were we all trolls? Or were you the troll?


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: Adolin]
    #22330975 - 10/04/15 12:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

dude  your just mad cuss I proved you wrong about flip blades, then the mod came in just to troll, but then another came in proving my point.  your entire point was it was user error and only user error and my entire point was that they can fail, then when u knew u were wrong you had to pretend you didn't say that.  :snowman: so now you gotta bring eggs into this:onfire:


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22330979 - 10/04/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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dude  your just mad cuss I proved you wrong about flip blades, then the mod came in just to troll, but then another came in proving my point.  your entire point was it was user error and only user error and my entire point was that they can fail, then when u knew u were wrong you had to pretend you didn't say that.  :snowman: so now you gotta bring eggs into this:onfire:




:canthelpbutlaugh:

you take things way to personally dude. i was trying to bring some levity into the conversation.

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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330982 - 10/04/15 12:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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There wasn't a single person posting there on your side (the side of legally raping women that is) were we all trolls. Or were you the troll?




The first 3 pages was nothing but gifs, if you really need that question answered your egg is cracked.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22330993 - 10/04/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Lol no it wasn't

Most of the pages were made up of legit answers.
Edit:and lots of them were filled with emotion but some weren't and they ALL were against your though process.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: Adolin]
    #22330994 - 10/04/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

no I just like to debate shit, but when people bring shit up from months ago THEY are making in personal, and I know they are trolling me but I really don't care.  It helps point out to the mods who the trolls are by debating them, not saying u are I was actually 80% joking to u hence the fire man at the end, but u seemed upset and tried to say I derailed that folder thread then a mod jumped in right after that to split us up. 

then here is this guy who derailed the living fuck out of this shit and not a single person says jack shit to him.

that's why I want to be a mod cuss u never really know what the hell is going on


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22330996 - 10/04/15 12:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Lol no it wasn't

Most of the pages were made up of legit answers.




:facepalm: no it was mostly just pictures of you touching little boys:obama:

my offer still stands, have them reopen the thread, I call your bluff and raise u facts.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22331000 - 10/04/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Oh Im so pissed that you said that.
Like I'm steaming.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22331003 - 10/04/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yah totally, just like im steaming over your avatar that totally doesn't degrade women, while you try and pretend u aren't a rapist:cookiemonster:


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    #22331012 - 10/04/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I like sexy round ass.
I'm not the photographer or the model and I didn't pay anything for the picture so how am I degrading women.
Google might be.

I definitely wouldn't ever rape the lady legal or not. You would but only if it were legal. Right? I mean come on she probably mind raped at least ten guys on the internet so it's justified right?


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22331014 - 10/04/15 12:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lets derail this thread and all post some dumb shit we did as kids.

i already posted one.

but another time when i was about 10, i was at a nearby park. a bunch of neighborhood kids were playing baseball, and i stupidy ran behind someone who was warming up with an aluminum bat and got smacked in the forehead on his wind up


i ran home immediately, before i even said anything. later that night, the park supervisor showed up to my house to make sure i was ok. i never forgot that. he was a really cool dude


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: Adolin]
    #22331035 - 10/04/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

One time I lit a mammoth smoke bomb and put it outside a niebors house and I guess a BUNCH of smoke got in the house. The home owner came out screaming and my friends dad almost faught him with a bat. It was crazy as fuck.

Everyone was like WTF dude and of course I was the youngest so I was the scapegoat lol the oldest boy there had told me to do it though and I was 12 so yeah. Basically 50 percent my fault for being young and stupid with fireworks and 50 percent his fault for watching me do it without stopping me lol


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22331036 - 10/04/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I also threw a cat off a cliff once, but that's mostly because someone threw me off it first, and pretended to throw the cat too, so I actually did it.  Sadly for both of us, the cliff was lined with those vines with the sharp thorns on them, not really sure what happened to the cat might have just landed and ran off


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    #22331050 - 10/04/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

oh I got some more good ones, we got a bb gun, and I shot birds and squirrels all day, we had a huge acorn tree smack in the middle of our yard so it just drew in an endless supply of them.

anyways I couldn't just have our yard filled with dead animals so I tossed them into the yard next door, next day this kid goes by on a riding lawn mower and didn't notice them, almost killed the mower, sent feathers over the entire yard.  now I don't care how cruel you think that is, but I still laugh my ass off about that to this day.  I have a bird now so I do feel bad about the birds but fuck that was funny

another one was a bird was on a power line above this dudes house, instead of shooting the bird I aimed for the power line between its feet, nailed it, sent the bb flying at sonic speeds, shocked the bird and it took off flying with feathers going down, and caused a power surge in that guys house.  So he comes out to bitch me out, I denie everything, and then feathers float down right infront of us :facepalm::lol:


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    #22331061 - 10/04/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You just have a horrible taste in humor.

None of your stories in this thread are anything but slightly cruel not funny really at all.
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    #22331065 - 10/04/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

how is feathers flying everywhere as his mower is dieing and he's wondering what the fuck he just did not hilarious?  The dude prolly thought he just ran over a flock of birds.  if I had that shit on camera that video would've made me thousands off youtube:rofl:  you had to see that kids face:smilingpuppy:

u are just butthurt down to the core, maybe we should go back to talking about that mouse debate, the one you horribly lost.


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    #22331070 - 10/04/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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    #22331072 - 10/04/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Everytime I've killed an animal needlessly I've felt bad as fuck for a while.

They have so much life, how many birds and mice do you need to kill to equal a person  one thousand? 2? Either way if it's not bugging the fuck outta you or raiding your garden and your not going to eat it don't steal it's life. That's fucking stupid and barbaric.


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    #22331074 - 10/04/15 12:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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u are just butthurt down to the core, maybe we should go back to talking about that mouse debate, the one you horribly lost IMO.



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    #22331077 - 10/04/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Lol how many is to many because I still do that shit like every day.


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    #22331079 - 10/04/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yah obviously dumbass, again read the title of the thread, I was like 6 or 8 years old.  honestly the best part about the story is that we lived next to a church and it was their yard :rofl:

if you look up that mod who tortured mice I had conversations with her about it, that shit was sick.

but you have to realize the hipocracy of society, you can't complain about a mouse dieing to fire, when you've prolly killed hundreds yourself with poisen which is as bad, or far far worse.  Poisen is a slow fucking death, they take it back to the babys which poisons them or leaves them motherless for them to slowly die as well.  point is your little panties aren't clean either, but its worse for you because you pretend they are and ontop of that you pretend to be talking down or from a white knight/justice point of view, u can't talk down when your below me.


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    #22331083 - 10/04/15 01:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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u are just butthurt down to the core, maybe we should go back to talking about that mouse debate, the one you horribly lost IMO.



here I fixed that for you.




I don't debate with emotion, hence its not opinion.  your point was it was cruel, I proved it was less cruel that how it was going to die, hence you were proven wrong, with things called facts.


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    #22331090 - 10/04/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Until you've died of fire and poison you can't tell me which is worse.

And no I haven't poisoned a single mouse. So Idk where you even got that from.
Not saying I haven't killed animals needlessly before because I have but like I said I felt very bad and guilty about it everytime.



And you called me a dumbass so your a troll now right? So you need to be banned like you've been preaching lately.


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yah obviously dumbass, again read the title of the thread, I was like 6 or 8 years old.  honestly the best part about the story is that we lived next to a church and it was their yard :rofl:

if you look up that mod who tortured mice I had conversations with her about it, that shit was sick.

but you have to realize the hipocracy of society, you can't complain about a mouse dieing to fire, when you've prolly killed hundreds yourself with poisen which is as bad, or far far worse.  Poisen is a slow fucking death, they take it back to the babys which poisons them or leaves them motherless for them to slowly die as well.  point is your little panties aren't clean either, but its worse for you because you pretend they are and ontop of that you pretend to be talking down or from a white knight/justice point of view, u can't talk down when your below me.




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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22331094 - 10/04/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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u are just butthurt down to the core, maybe we should go back to talking about that mouse debate, the one you horribly lost IMO.



here I fixed that for you.




I don't debate with emotion, hence its not opinion.  your point was it was cruel, I proved it was less cruel that how it was going to die, hence you were proven wrong, with things called facts.




Lol you proved it was less cruel huh?

It is your opinion that death by snake is worse than death by gasoline. Not a fact.

How can you say you don't debate with emotion when you just called me a dumbass.
Name calling is a sign of childish rage.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22331110 - 10/04/15 01:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

All that animal cruelty stuff seriously sounds like early serial killer signs...

Anywaysssssss, one time when I was younger me and some friends where doing nitrous right out of a big tank using  wrench. What could go wrong right?

:lol: so all is going fine until one of them took like 3-5 huge rips in a row then dropped the tank with the wrench attached still, it hit the floor at an angle to unscrew the tank a ton which started spewing gas out at an insane speed. The whole room started filling up with a white mist and everyone ran out except me and the friend whose house it was. I looked at him and the tank spewing gas everywhere, then ran after everyone else as fast as I could :tongue2 I figured at the worst it would all spray out and I could run back to make sure my friend wasn't suffocating in a roomfull of nitrous... He ended up screwing it back but frost burning his hand a bit in the process. Was some scary shit though.

Another time, same friends house, a bunch of us had spent the night. Early the next day we here a pounding knock on the front door. We were all asleep right by the window and there was a bong out on the table and a jar of weed n stuff which was pretty visible through the window. Anyways we woke up our friends mom who answered the door to a truancy officer :lol: our friend had been skipping school to play WOW apparently....


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: musiclover420]
    #22331196 - 10/04/15 02:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I drowned about 30 litters of kittens for this neighbor lady back in the day for 10 cents a kitten.





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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: impatientguy]
    #22331217 - 10/04/15 02:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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u are just butthurt down to the core, maybe we should go back to talking about that mouse debate, the one you horribly lost IMO.



here I fixed that for you.




I don't debate with emotion, hence its not opinion.  your point was it was cruel, I proved it was less cruel that how it was going to die, hence you were proven wrong, with things called facts.




Lol you proved it was less cruel huh?

It is your opinion that death by snake is worse than death by gasoline. Not a fact.

How can you say you don't debate with emotion when you just called me a dumbass.
Name calling is a sign of childish rage.




is a fact, a snake can take up to 20 minutes to kill a mouse seen it happen. its one of the worst deaths imaginable, they wrap you up, and slowly squeeze tighter and tighter breaking all the bones in your body,but that's not what kills you, its that every breath you take they squeeze tighter so you can't breath as much, until you can't anymore.  Problem is sometimes they catch the mice by the tail or w/e and only manage to wrap up part of the mouse and it takes way way way longer to kill the mouse.  the mouse on fire lasted like 20 seconds.  you just prove time and again you have no idea what your talking about.  calling you a dumbass is a description of your intelligence and how u debate, its vastly different than ooo im so scared of fire so that must be much worse that's you using emotion because u didn't spend 5 seconds thinking about how a mouse dies to a snake.  just like u didn't spend 5 seconds thinking about how a mouse dies to poison, because you don't see it, u again used emotion and seen the fire and thought oh so scary, that's the mind of a child.

I had a snake for 15 years, I seen it all, a shorter death is always the better death.  that's the whole idea behind torture:nonono:  again you prove u can only debate with emotion, and again you get proved wrong with logic and fact.

ive even seen a snake eat a baby mouse alive and you could see it kicking from inside the snake:cookiemonster: :dawerp:


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22331284 - 10/04/15 03:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'd say that lawn darts chicken is something on my list.


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Re: dumb shit you did as a kid [Re: lowbrow]
    #22331294 - 10/04/15 03:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Kicked peoples doors in then hid in a bush near by and watched
Shit on a post office door and shit in a toilet on a building site that hadn't been connected
Built explosives out of weedkiller, water purifier, gas canisters
Blew up peoples bins, telephones boxes etc
Stole cars and bikes
Jumped in peoples hedges and destroyed them
Stole wine from the local pub and our mates parents

So much I cant even remember half of it - me and my mates were wanted crims by 13


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