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Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do * 2
    #22329269 - 10/03/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So I was vacuuming my house last week while my parents were out and I was in my dad's room. I noticed this small backpack sitting on the top shelf in his closet that I'd never seen before.

I opened it up and found a box inside which contained a HUGE glass dildo.

I put the box back in the backpack and pretended like absolutely nothing happened. :shrug:


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22329283 - 10/03/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He is going to see your fingerprints lol.


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22329290 - 10/03/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I bet your dad never complains about constipation.


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Asante]
    #22329295 - 10/03/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You forgot the part where you used it first......then put it back.


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22329299 - 10/03/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Your parents have sex kiddo, how do you think you happened.


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22329301 - 10/03/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Your parents have sex kiddo, how do you think you happened.




So you can only have babies if you own a giant glass dildo?


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 4
    #22329304 - 10/03/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Don't go through your dads stuff


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22329310 - 10/03/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i just never figured my dad to be the kind of guy who owns a huge glass dildo, that's all.

maybe he's hiding in the closet, just like his glass dildo. :lol:


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22329313 - 10/03/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

A few years ago I had these neighbors I used to hang out with that were husband and wife. One day they showed me the artwork and website they ran together and it was all hardcore furry porn. They had fursonas and everything.

Their fursonas had online friends they illustrated sex scenes with.

I didn't expect it because they seemed so...normal, I guess. But there's a little kink in all of us so whaddya gonna do?


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22329322 - 10/03/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You can't look at some one and automatically tell what they are into


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #22329327 - 10/03/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Your parents have sex kiddo, how do you think you happened.




A glass dildo couldn't have gotten his father pregnant.


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: basqueshaman]
    #22329335 - 10/03/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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basqueshaman said:
You can't look at some one and automatically tell what they are into




i can tell what youre into


:awejeez:


Edited by Adolin (10/03/15 04:52 PM)


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: basqueshaman]
    #22329338 - 10/03/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

A glass dildo.

It seem awkward to me. It's not flexible, it must be cold to the touch plus in might break and leave glass shards in there.

I don't trust glass dildos.


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22329348 - 10/03/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I personally will never understand the appeal of sticking things up the ass. It seems like it would be really uncomfortable and painful. :shrug:

more power to those that enjoy it though


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Adolin]
    #22329352 - 10/03/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
Quote:

basqueshaman said:
You can't look at some one and automatically tell what they are into




i can tell what youre into


:awejeez:



I didn't get to see it


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: basqueshaman]
    #22329365 - 10/03/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

basqueshaman said:
Quote:

Gresh said:
Quote:

basqueshaman said:
You can't look at some one and automatically tell what they are into




i can tell what youre into


:awejeez:



I didn't get to see it




weird, i cant see it either. must have linked wrong

but its a fucked up my little pony picture in your sig


Edited by Adolin (10/03/15 04:58 PM)


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Adolin]
    #22329385 - 10/03/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I knew this guy who said that he would save his jizz everytime he masturbated.

:shrug:

I know some people like to collect their scabs, toejam, dead skin etc.

I am somewhat of a hoarder myself but the only things i like to sve up are my old alcohol bottles and beer bottles


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #22329429 - 10/03/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Wow, that's creepy!

Creepy that you went through somebodies shit!  Family or not, never do that, have some respect for another persons right to privacy.

My daughter growing up, I never once went through anything of hers, I find it highly intrusive.


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: RobZombie68] * 1
    #22329564 - 10/03/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I heard about this guy who would go to HIV clinics to watch the reactions when people found out they were positive. He was involved with a hooker that was murdered as well.


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Re: Weirdest things you've found that other people own/do [Re: RobZombie68]
    #22329613 - 10/03/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Wow, that's creepy!

Creepy that you went through somebodies shit!  Family or not, never do that, have some respect for another persons right to privacy.

My daughter growing up, I never once went through anything of hers, I find it highly intrusive.




This, his dildo was hidden in a backpack for a reason.

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