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I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth 3
#22328759 - 10/03/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She was probably underage when I started posting here, which makes it a little creepy really when you think about it, so I don't... but yeah, so, A_S.
I think the thing that makes her so damned attractive to me is her personality. Or her piercings. Or her ginormous rack. Or her hair that looks like the kind of hair she runs her fingers through once in the morning and it looks perfect. Or maybe her eyes, specifically the way she looks like she's giving you a playful "come fuck me" look from the bed when her head is down and she looks up at the camera. Fuck, I don't know what it is. It's all that, and other shit too.
If you have a Shroomery crush, who is it and why? Feel free to be creeper as fuck. Be warned that if it's Slothie I'll make a voodoo doll of you and skin it alive to make Slothie a flesh necklace.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi] 2
#22329047 - 10/03/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've seen what she looks like, cute girl. Just never understood the whole having a crush on someone from the interwebz. Then again people meet that way all the time and I'm just kind of old fashion. Female attention is also a constant in day to day life. Also I have this really paranoid feel about meeting some crazy bitch online dude and she ends up being like "I'm going to sacrifice you to blahblahblah" and then cuts my dick off. Idk man online shit sketches me out.
I noticed Pirate blues has very pretty eyes. The again she could always be a serial cult sacrifice/cock mutilator
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mescalean] 1
#22329547 - 10/03/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude I'm being real, that's creep as fuck. You've put as much thought into it as someone writing poetry. Don't know how much of an age difference there is there but that sounds like a gap if you're that worried about it.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Atrium]
#22329849 - 10/03/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I had a crush that got pretty heavy, but out of respect for her privacy, I won't mention who it is. She's hot, smart and clever as fuck though.
Unfortunately, we have drifted apart. We wanted different things apparently :/
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Atrium] 1
#22329893 - 10/03/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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haha yeah i thought the "come fuck me eyes" part was like wtf
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#22329909 - 10/03/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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God that guy sheekle, I would DSHSB for dayz
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22329916 - 10/03/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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and cream?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Atrium] 4
#22329953 - 10/03/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Atrium said: Dude I'm being real, that's creep as fuck. You've put as much thought into it as someone writing poetry. Don't know how much of an age difference there is there but that sounds like a gap if you're that worried about it.
Genius! You're saying I should try to win her over with poetry right?
Acidic_Sloth, Acidic_Sloth, you're kinda cosplay, kinda goth. I'd drink your bathwater like it was chicken broth, You draw me in like a flame does a moth.
There's not a whole lot of words that rhyme with sloth so that's all I've got so far, but I'm working on something with "loincloth" so I'll update this post as it progresses.
Thanks for the great advice Atrium! I have a good feeling about this. This is so gonna work
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22329989 - 10/03/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Masked]
#22330101 - 10/03/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd drink your bathwater like it was chicken broth,

Idk this seemed rather tame to me. If I have a crush on someone I can think of way dirtier than that that I'd wanna do
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haha yeah i thought the "come fuck me eyes" part was like wtf
This x1 million. I bet he's like 50 too. I guess thats why you don't post nudes on the internet though... sure most people it's like whatever but then you get sex depraved middle aged dudes doxing you and breaking into your house to steal hair from ur brush
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mescalean]
#22330400 - 10/03/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd drink your bathwater like it was chicken broth,

Idk this seemed rather tame to me. If I have a crush on someone I can think of way dirtier than that that I'd wanna do
weird man
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I'd drink your bathwater like it was chicken broth,

Idk this seemed rather tame to me. If I have a crush on someone I can think of way dirtier than that that I'd wanna do
weird man
why dont you go lick a butthole sheekle. big ol pucker b-hole
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Sheekle]
#22330560 - 10/03/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've thought about it and I should have said something about her being smart too. Because of the books and stuff. Do you guys think I blew it?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22330800 - 10/03/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You can tell from her piercings that she reads Joyce and Camus. You fucked it up by not mentioning either of them.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #2]
#22330812 - 10/03/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She's probably really into you too OP, that poem was romantic AF. Just too shy to say or ask for dick pics which you should do just that OP. She's artsy so she'd probably like creativity. Bat-wing. The goat.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mescalean] 1
#22330910 - 10/03/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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lulz!
poem was pretty awesome.
and just to clear things up, i'm like 30 and i don't think Sriachi is that much older than me--i like 'em about 8 years older anyway.
also, Sriachi, dick pics or GTFO.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22331005 - 10/04/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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also, Sriachi, dick pics or GTFO.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22331103 - 10/04/15 01:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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u were freaking out bro
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22331112 - 10/04/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I knew this thread would pay off!
So whose name do you want me to write on it for verification - yours, mine, or Picasso's full name?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22331168 - 10/04/15 01:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mah nigga..
...you know how we do.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22331354 - 10/04/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Edited.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22332149 - 10/04/15 10:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Srirachi said: I knew this thread would pay off!
So whose name do you want me to write on it for verification - yours, mine, or Picasso's full name? 
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi] 1
#22332361 - 10/04/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You've got a better chance of rhyming with sloth than her real name which, as far as I can tell, is unpronounable
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod]
#22332551 - 10/04/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Instead you're a true lyricist which is rare these days. Writing is a bit easier to get the rhyming down but to speak it out to a beat, that's art.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #3] 3
#22332847 - 10/04/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm sorry if I upset anyone. I thought that joke was across forums but I guess not. Didn't mean to troll I thought the Trent anus thing was a Shroomery joke not just a Romper thing. Just trying to get a "lol".
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Peachette]
#22333512 - 10/04/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have a huge crush on a shroomerite. Its. . .
Sirachi. Come n get some Hot Sauce
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Pastywhyte]
#22334261 - 10/04/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I want to fuck you all.after all its what dicks do .
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: trekie]
#22334612 - 10/04/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP, I sent dick pics to Slothie once. She asked to see them. What u gonna do about it, bro?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#22334620 - 10/04/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's not her real name either
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: koods]
#22334649 - 10/04/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Reply fail or koods trying to get my / more dick pics ......
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: koods]
#22334751 - 10/04/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did you write her name or yours on it? I can't remember protocol.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22334765 - 10/04/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I did. You should do the same, at least try to get as many letters as possible.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: koods]
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You just answered an either or question with a yes, but I get the general idea. I'm on it
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22334786 - 10/04/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Slothie + Koods forever and ever and ever" is what I wrote
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That must have been a real fine tipped pen koods..
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Magic marker
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It was just a regular marker until it touched my penis
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: koods]
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I wrote "Amanita86 + Koods forever, and ever and ever" on my penis. Sideways. With spray paint..
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Amanita86]
#22334928 - 10/04/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pic or gtfo
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all the guys bragging about there big long pencil dick......
Dont you boys by now know what really matters?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: trekie] 3
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I just hope that posting my dick pic doesn't cause any strain on the relationship you guys have with your dicks now. Upon seeing mine, it isn't uncommon to feel a bit betrayed or let down by your own dick. This is normal, and will pass in time, so long as you don't keep looking at mine.
It isn't the biggest cock in the world, but it is beautiful. I mean, it's a damned fine sight to behold. In fact I've taken to washing my hands before I pee instead of after, because my filthy hands don't belong anywhere near such a magnificent specimen of how a penis should look.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: trekie]
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Want too smack teh bootay..
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
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I have exceptional vein placement.. infact I've earned the nickname picasso in some circles..they even say jr. afterwards like Im his kid or something..
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I'm sorry if I upset anyone. I thought that joke was across forums but I guess not. Didn't mean to troll I thought the Trent anus thing was a Shroomery joke not just a Romper thing. Just trying to get a "lol".

lol
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: koods]
#22337213 - 10/05/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: You've got a better chance of rhyming with sloth than her real name which, as far as I can tell, is unpronounable
That's not her real name either 
It seems to be spelled like what she said it was on the phone. At which point I told her I'll just call you slothie if you don't mind.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#22337339 - 10/05/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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my real name is not that difficult, zappa.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#22337345 - 10/05/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm sorry if I upset anyone. I thought that joke was across forums but I guess not. Didn't mean to troll I thought the Trent anus thing was a Shroomery joke not just a Romper thing. Just trying to get a "lol".

lol
Laugh all you want. First ban points in six years over hoping to make someone smile. This treant thing is on multiple forums what was I supposed to think? When was the last time you got ban points for trying to make someone smile or laugh a little? Jeeze.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22337349 - 10/05/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: my real name is not that difficult, zappa.
u were freaking out bro
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22337452 - 10/05/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: my real name is not that difficult, zappa.
Then I assume it is not the one on your facebook page.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod]
#22337457 - 10/05/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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no, it is not.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Peachette]
#22337472 - 10/05/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm sorry if I upset anyone. I thought that joke was across forums but I guess not. Didn't mean to troll I thought the Trent anus thing was a Shroomery joke not just a Romper thing. Just trying to get a "lol".

lol
Laugh all you want. First ban points in six years over hoping to make someone smile. This treant thing is on multiple forums what was I supposed to think? When was the last time you got ban points for trying to make someone smile or laugh a little? Jeeze.
i put lol cause you said, "just trying to get a lol"
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#22337497 - 10/05/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hi cosmic
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22337500 - 10/05/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I want to be zappas friend on facebook

I just look up to him in a non sexual male kind of way.
Not the way koods looks at sheekle
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Sheekle]
#22337504 - 10/05/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hi sheekle
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mescalean]
#22337506 - 10/05/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd drink your bathwater like it was chicken broth,

Idk this seemed rather tame to me. If I have a crush on someone I can think of way dirtier than that that I'd wanna do
I just fucking died laughing
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: trekie]
#22337507 - 10/05/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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cumhrt
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22337684 - 10/05/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why you use an alias on Facebook? You don't post anything crazy.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod]
#22337691 - 10/05/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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why not use an alias on Facebook?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: trekie]
#22337857 - 10/05/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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trekie said: I want to be zappas friend on facebook

I just look up to him in a non sexual male kind of way.
Not the way koods looks at sheekle
That would change if you saw a pic of Zappa. I fantasize about his handlebar mustache tickling my butthole.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22338140 - 10/05/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: why not use an alias on Facebook?
Eh, I guess. I just don't see the need and it prevents some people who might want to befriend you from sending an invite. I don't remember how we became friended.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#22338424 - 10/05/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm sorries. It's hard to tell here sometimes if people are being sincere or not.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod]
#22338826 - 10/05/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I just don't see the need and it prevents some people who might want to befriend you from sending an invite.
exactly.
also, if i remember correctly, you sent me a friend request and i accepted. this was after we spoke on the phone. i was probably a suggested friend due to my friending of other friends of yours from here. i'm really not sure. i can remove you if that would be preferable.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22338848 - 10/05/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Have to admit. Got a bit of a crush on slothie myself :-D
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22338856 - 10/05/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod] 5
#22338906 - 10/05/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You love to brag about all the girls you talk to on the phone
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: azur] 1
#22338925 - 10/05/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Actually numb nuts, it's was Slothie who mentioned they talked on the phone, not Zappa
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Masked] 1
#22338959 - 10/05/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Actually no nuts, you must not know much about zappa
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Peachette] 1
#22339155 - 10/05/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm sorries. It's hard to tell here sometimes if people are being sincere or not.
aww its alright hugs
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#22339157 - 10/05/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hi cosmic
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Peachette]
#22339180 - 10/05/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol, what'd you say about my anus?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: PLURAL]
#22339190 - 10/05/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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OopsMyBad said: Lol, what'd you say about my anus?
buthrt
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: PLURAL]
#22339237 - 10/05/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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OopsMyBad said: Lol, what'd you say about my anus?
I wrote something like "I have a crush on my anus. --treant". I thought "treants anus" was a site wide joke since I've seen it in a few forums. I haven't been lurking or posting for some time.
I try and help make someone smile at least once a day but got 3 ban points for trolling.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Peachette]
#22339291 - 10/06/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh, yeah you're not allowed to sign your post as someone else in this forum.
I would talk to the mod that did it and tell them I don't care, and that you won't do it again and ask them to remove the infraction.
If I would've seen it I would've lol'd.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Sheekle]
#22339376 - 10/06/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hi sheekle
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#22339379 - 10/06/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hi OopsMyBad
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#22339394 - 10/06/15 12:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hello cosmic!
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: PLURAL]
#22339415 - 10/06/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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supity sup sup yo *waves back
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22341541 - 10/06/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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exactly.
also, if i remember correctly, you sent me a friend request and i accepted. this was after we spoke on the phone. i was probably a suggested friend due to my friending of other friends of yours from here. i'm really not sure. i can remove you if that would be preferable. 
Of course not. It might have been that I recognized a picture on a suggested friends list due to mutuals. I really don't remember. Neither of us ever posts much there.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: azur] 1
#22341601 - 10/06/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hey 'mynonutsarebiggerthanyours' ,
Been posting with Zappa from the beginning. I know what kind of joke you were trying to make. Such a fail in this case
You mistook slothies comment about how she talked on phone with Zappa, as Zappa saying it and tried to run with the same old tired joke. It has no context here.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi] 1
#22344010 - 10/07/15 04:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Slothie has PMed me saying she will respect the outcome of an OTD poll as to whether or not she should marry you.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: EllisDSox]
#22344016 - 10/07/15 04:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I vote yes
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: EllisDSox]
#22344702 - 10/07/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I fear such a poll, because right now, the dream is alive. If the poll says no or worse yet, she marries STAL, then there's no endgame for me.
Not knowing is awful, but there are no "no"s in the fantasies that play out in my head constantly. The chance that it would be a "yes" isn't worth the fact that there's nowhere to turn if it is a no.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22344711 - 10/07/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What women could say no to you though dude
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Oh, I'm totally not worried about her saying no. It's the rest of you cockblocking me in the poll that I fear.
I'm sort of a guilty pleasure for women. They know they shouldn't, and they know they'll have to work through some self-image issues afterwards... but just like ice cream I can keep a secret and I make everything else disappear for a few hours.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: EllisDSox]
#22345724 - 10/07/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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BERSERK DESTROYER said: Slothie has PMed me saying she will respect the outcome of an OTD poll as to whether or not she should marry you.
lulz!!
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22345789 - 10/07/15 02:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Srirachi said: She was probably underage when I started posting here, which makes it a little creepy really when you think about it, so I don't... but yeah, so, A_S.
I think the thing that makes her so damned attractive to me is her personality. Or her piercings. Or her ginormous rack. Or her hair that looks like the kind of hair she runs her fingers through once in the morning and it looks perfect. Or maybe her eyes, specifically the way she looks like she's giving you a playful "come fuck me" look from the bed when her head is down and she looks up at the camera. Fuck, I don't know what it is. It's all that, and other shit too.
If you have a Shroomery crush, who is it and why? Feel free to be creeper as fuck. Be warned that if it's Slothie I'll make a voodoo doll of you and skin it alive to make Slothie a flesh necklace.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #4]
#22345846 - 10/07/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i'm not.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth] 1
#22346436 - 10/07/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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There's absolutely no reason this shouldn't work out then
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22346454 - 10/07/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I plus-1'd your post, so I assume I can be the best man?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#22346474 - 10/07/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It isn't going to be that kind of wedding, but if you can hold your breath for a couple of minutes and aren't squeamish about blood I think we have an ideal role for you.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22346559 - 10/07/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm in. Should I invest in a stain-proof tux?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#22346576 - 10/07/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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the stains are the best part.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22346590 - 10/07/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I guess I'll buy a stainable one instead of renting a stain-proof one then. It'll be a nice memento in case I get too drunk to remember what happened.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22346598 - 10/07/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Little souvenirs of affection. There are no mementos quite as enduring as a bloodstained tuxedo shirt and wedding dress. Those are things you will cherish for a lifetime
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod]
#22349479 - 10/08/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth is mine! All mine!!!
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Patlal]
#22350471 - 10/08/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If I was even just 20 years younger and less happily married you would be Canadian Bacon
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod]
#22350785 - 10/08/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If I was 20 years younger I would be able to start life over again, and I would do it all differently this time.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #4]
#22350832 - 10/08/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm very sorry your life isn't where you want it to be, but this thread is about Acidic_Sloth, and how I could live without food or water if she would but smile at me every day.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22350839 - 10/08/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It wouldn't be enough.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #4]
#22350846 - 10/08/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Okay.
I'll go without air, too.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #4]
#22350984 - 10/08/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: If I was 20 years younger I would be able to start life over again, and I would do it all differently this time.
If you were twenty years younger you'd be a fetus.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod] 2
#22350986 - 10/08/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: If I was 20 years younger I would be able to start life over again, and I would do it all differently this time.
If you were twenty years younger you'd be a fetus.
If you were 20 years younger you'd be old
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: azur]
#22350992 - 10/08/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Get off my lawn you little shit.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod]
#22351009 - 10/08/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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As soon as i finish dropping this turd i will
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: azur]
#22351013 - 10/08/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hope your owner brought a bag for it.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod]
#22351042 - 10/08/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have an acidic sloth for sale
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How much?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod] 3
#22351107 - 10/08/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pretty cheap. It's been LARPing in my backyard for about a week now and I'm just trying to get rid of it
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Oy. It LARPs? You're gonna have to pay me to haul it away. I do have the equipment but it is generally a half day job to capture, subdue and transport it to an authorized LARPer disposal area. You can't just take them to any town dump.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi] 1
#22351463 - 10/08/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Srirachi said: I'm very sorry your life isn't where you want it to be, but this thread is about Acidic_Sloth, and how I could live without food or water if she would butt smile at me every day.
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Quote:
azur said:
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zappaisgod said:
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Anonymous said: If I was 20 years younger I would be able to start life over again, and I would do it all differently this time.
If you were twenty years younger you'd be a fetus.
If you were 20 years younger you'd be old

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Rebelutionsssss said: Pretty cheap. It's been LARPing in my backyard for about a week now and I'm just trying to get rid of it
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Rebelutionsssss said: Pretty cheap. It's been LARPing in my backyard for about a week now and I'm just trying to get rid of it
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zappaisgod said: Oy. It LARPs? You're gonna have to pay me to haul it away. I do have the equipment but it is generally a half day job to capture, subdue and transport it to an authorized LARPer disposal area. You can't just take them to any town dump.
this got a chuckle out of me. i'm not gonna try and convince you guys that LARPing is fucking awesome.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22352336 - 10/08/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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YOU GONNA GET LARPED
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22352356 - 10/08/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acidic Sloth, Queen of LARP, Your name sounds like an angel playing a harp. I'd do you in a pickup bed under a tarp, And let you poke me with something really sharp.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22352361 - 10/08/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Srirachi, learn from the master
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22352380 - 10/08/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22352389 - 10/08/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: azur]
#22352429 - 10/08/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Spill the wine, take that sloth
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22352436 - 10/08/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly though, this is probably more her style
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: azur]
#22352534 - 10/08/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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what an odd, but greatly amusing thread 
sriachi: were you screenprinter before?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Masked]
#22352564 - 10/08/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yup... I was screenprinter, then Leary_Ban, STFU, and now Srirachi.
Next I plan to be Hot_Sloth
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22352568 - 10/08/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I remember screeprinter and especially Leary_Ban 
I love the idea of your new name tho
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Masked]
#22352612 - 10/08/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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LNC kinda sucks now, eh? 
Coaster killed it and it hasn't ever been the same.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Masked]
#22352622 - 10/08/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i dont remember what sloth looks like. is she the skinny gal with the big teets?
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22352646 - 10/08/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol yeah definitely not the same, i'm not sure the exact day it changed. But somewhere around 2008/2009
they used to be so epic
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: sprinkles] 1
#22352649 - 10/08/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: i wish i was a real woman and not some train wreck of a forehead
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: azur]
#22352672 - 10/08/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: i wish i was a real woman and not some train wreck of a forehead
Buhahahah!!
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: azur] 3
#22352747 - 10/09/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She's the one with hair that would feel like electricity dancing across my chest, eyes that wreck you and lay all your secrets bare.
Lips that say "I'll ruin you" and hips that say "You won't care."
She's the one the sun rises for, and the reason flowers bloom.
She's the earth's song singing and the scent of sweet perfume.
And yes, amazing tits
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
#22353108 - 10/09/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'll make the poll once we've stirred up enough public interest and written up papers to make sure it's legally binding.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: EllisDSox]
#22354429 - 10/09/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well at at least she has hair. I don't like short hair on girls.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi] 3
#22354870 - 10/09/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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that was actually pretty good.
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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#22356354 - 10/09/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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AND HE'S IN THERE
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