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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: azur] * 1
    #22341601 - 10/06/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Hey 'mynonutsarebiggerthanyours' :smirk:,

Been posting with Zappa from the beginning.  I know what kind of joke you were trying to make.  Such a fail in this case

You mistook slothies comment about how she talked on phone with Zappa, as Zappa saying it and tried to run with the same old tired joke.  It has no context here.

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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #22344010 - 10/07/15 04:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Slothie has PMed me saying she will respect the outcome of an OTD poll as to whether or not she should marry you.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22344016 - 10/07/15 04:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I vote yes


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22344702 - 10/07/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I fear such a poll, because right now, the dream is alive. If the poll says no or worse yet, she marries STAL, then there's no endgame for me.

Not knowing is awful, but there are no "no"s in the fantasies that play out in my head constantly. The chance that it would be a "yes" isn't worth the fact that there's nowhere to turn if it is a no. :nonono:


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
    #22344711 - 10/07/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What women could say no to you though dude :raisemyglass:


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22344757 - 10/07/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Oh, I'm totally not worried about her saying no. It's the rest of you cockblocking me in the poll that I fear.

I'm sort of a guilty pleasure for women. They know they shouldn't, and they know they'll have to work through some self-image issues afterwards... but just like ice cream I can keep a secret and I make everything else disappear for a few hours.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22345724 - 10/07/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

BERSERK DESTROYER said:
Slothie has PMed me saying she will respect the outcome of an OTD poll as to whether or not she should marry you.





lulz!!


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
    #22345789 - 10/07/15 02:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Srirachi said:
She was probably underage when I started posting here, which makes it a little creepy really when you think about it, so I don't... but yeah, so, A_S.

I think the thing that makes her so damned attractive to me is her personality. Or her piercings. Or her ginormous rack. Or her hair that looks like the kind of hair she runs her fingers through once in the morning and it looks perfect. Or maybe her eyes, specifically the way she looks like she's giving you a playful "come fuck me" look from the bed when her head is down and she looks up at the camera. Fuck, I don't know what it is. It's all that, and other shit too.

If you have a Shroomery crush, who is it and why? Feel free to be creeper as fuck. Be warned that if it's Slothie I'll make a voodoo doll of you and skin it alive to make Slothie a flesh necklace.




I honestly didnt think she was that young?


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #22345846 - 10/07/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i'm not.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth] * 1
    #22346436 - 10/07/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

There's absolutely no reason this shouldn't work out then :heartpump:


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
    #22346454 - 10/07/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I plus-1'd your post, so I assume I can be the best man?


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22346474 - 10/07/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It isn't going to be that kind of wedding, but if you can hold your breath for a couple of minutes and aren't squeamish about blood I think we have an ideal role for you.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
    #22346559 - 10/07/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm in. Should I invest in a stain-proof tux?


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22346576 - 10/07/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

the stains are the best part.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #22346590 - 10/07/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I guess I'll buy a stainable one instead of renting a stain-proof one then. It'll be a nice memento in case I get too drunk to remember what happened.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #22346598 - 10/07/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Little souvenirs of affection.  There are no mementos quite as enduring as a bloodstained tuxedo shirt and wedding dress.  Those are things you will cherish for a lifetime


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22349479 - 10/08/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Acidic_Sloth is mine! All mine!!!

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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Patlal]
    #22350471 - 10/08/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If I was even just 20 years younger and less happily married you would be Canadian Bacon


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22350785 - 10/08/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If I was 20 years younger I would be able to start life over again, and I would do it all differently this time.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #22350832 - 10/08/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm very sorry your life isn't where you want it to be, but this thread is about Acidic_Sloth, and how I could live without food or water if she would but smile at me every day.


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