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I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth * 3
    #22328759 - 10/03/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She was probably underage when I started posting here, which makes it a little creepy really when you think about it, so I don't... but yeah, so, A_S.

I think the thing that makes her so damned attractive to me is her personality. Or her piercings. Or her ginormous rack. Or her hair that looks like the kind of hair she runs her fingers through once in the morning and it looks perfect. Or maybe her eyes, specifically the way she looks like she's giving you a playful "come fuck me" look from the bed when her head is down and she looks up at the camera. Fuck, I don't know what it is. It's all that, and other shit too.

If you have a Shroomery crush, who is it and why? Feel free to be creeper as fuck. Be warned that if it's Slothie I'll make a voodoo doll of you and skin it alive to make Slothie a flesh necklace.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi] * 2
    #22329047 - 10/03/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've seen what she looks like, cute girl. Just never understood the whole having a crush on someone from the interwebz. Then again people meet that way all the time and I'm just kind of old fashion. Female attention is also a constant in day to day life. Also I have this really paranoid feel about meeting some crazy bitch online dude and she ends up being like "I'm going to sacrifice you to blahblahblah" and then cuts my dick off. Idk man online shit sketches me out.


I noticed Pirate blues has very pretty eyes. The again she could always be a serial cult sacrifice/cock mutilator


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #22329547 - 10/03/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Dude I'm being real, that's creep as fuck. You've put as much thought into it as someone writing poetry. Don't know how much of an age difference there is there but that sounds like a gap if you're that worried about it.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Atrium]
    #22329849 - 10/03/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I had a crush that got pretty heavy, but out of respect for her privacy, I won't mention who it is.  She's hot, smart and clever as fuck though.

Unfortunately, we have drifted apart.  We wanted different things apparently :/


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Atrium] * 1
    #22329893 - 10/03/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Dude I'm being real, that's creep as fuck. You've put as much thought into it as someone writing poetry. Don't know how much of an age difference there is there but that sounds like a gap if you're that worried about it.



haha yeah i thought the "come fuck me eyes" part was like wtf


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #22329909 - 10/03/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

God that guy sheekle, I would DSHSB for dayz


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22329916 - 10/03/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

and cream?


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Atrium] * 4
    #22329953 - 10/03/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Dude I'm being real, that's creep as fuck. You've put as much thought into it as someone writing poetry. Don't know how much of an age difference there is there but that sounds like a gap if you're that worried about it.




Genius! You're saying I should try to win her over with poetry right?

Acidic_Sloth, Acidic_Sloth, you're kinda cosplay, kinda goth.
I'd drink your bathwater like it was chicken broth,
You draw me in like a flame does a moth.

There's not a whole lot of words that rhyme with sloth so that's all I've got so far, but I'm working on something with "loincloth" so I'll update this post as it progresses.

Thanks for the great advice Atrium! I have a good feeling about this. This is so gonna work :thumbup:


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
    #22329989 - 10/03/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I'd drink your bathwater like it was chicken broth,




:awedisgust:


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Masked]
    #22330101 - 10/03/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I'd drink your bathwater like it was chicken broth,




:awedisgust:




Idk this seemed rather tame to me. If I have a crush on someone I can think of way dirtier than that that I'd wanna do


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22330157 - 10/03/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Atrium said:
Dude I'm being real, that's creep as fuck. You've put as much thought into it as someone writing poetry. Don't know how much of an age difference there is there but that sounds like a gap if you're that worried about it.



haha yeah i thought the "come fuck me eyes" part was like wtf




This x1 million. I bet he's like 50 too. I guess thats why you don't post nudes on the internet though... sure most people it's like whatever but then you get sex depraved middle aged dudes doxing you and breaking into your house to steal hair from ur brush


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mescalean]
    #22330400 - 10/03/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I'd drink your bathwater like it was chicken broth,




:awedisgust:




Idk this seemed rather tame to me. If I have a crush on someone I can think of way dirtier than that that I'd wanna do



weird man


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22330483 - 10/03/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Mescalean said:
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I'd drink your bathwater like it was chicken broth,




:awedisgust:




Idk this seemed rather tame to me. If I have a crush on someone I can think of way dirtier than that that I'd wanna do



weird man





why dont you go lick a butthole sheekle. big ol pucker b-hole


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Sheekle]
    #22330560 - 10/03/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've thought about it and I should have said something about her being smart too. Because of the books and stuff. Do you guys think I blew it?


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Srirachi]
    #22330800 - 10/03/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You can tell from her piercings that she reads Joyce and Camus. You fucked it up by not mentioning either of them.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #22330812 - 10/03/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She's probably really into you too OP, that poem was romantic AF. Just too shy to say or ask for dick pics which you should do just that OP. She's artsy so she'd probably like creativity. Bat-wing. The goat.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #22330910 - 10/03/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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She's probably really into you too OP, that poem was romantic AF. Just too shy to say or ask for dick pics which you should do just that OP. She's artsy so she'd probably like creativity. Bat-wing. The goat.




lulz!


poem was pretty awesome.


and just to clear things up, i'm like 30 and i don't think Sriachi is that much older than me--i like 'em about 8 years older anyway.


also, Sriachi, dick pics or GTFO.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #22331005 - 10/04/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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also, Sriachi, dick pics or GTFO.




Now we're getting down to business.


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #22331103 - 10/04/15 01:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

u were freaking out bro


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Re: I have a huge crush on Acidic_Sloth [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #22331112 - 10/04/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I knew this thread would pay off!

So whose name do you want me to write on it for verification - yours, mine, or Picasso's full name? :borfase:


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