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Offlinepineapple3

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going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? * 1
    #22326917 - 10/03/15 05:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

hi all,

I am thinking of trying to reach higher dimensions and masterbate to the people/entities in those higher dimensions, is it OK?


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3] * 1
    #22326918 - 10/03/15 05:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It's as "un-okay" as your sig is. That's to say, very not okay.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3] * 1
    #22326926 - 10/03/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

pineapple3 said:
hi all,

I am thinking of trying to reach higher dimensions and masterbate to the people/entities in those higher dimensions, is it OK?




:lolwut:


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3] * 1
    #22326933 - 10/03/15 05:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

pineapple3 said:
hi all,

I am thinking of trying to reach higher dimensions and masterbate to the people/entities in those higher dimensions, is it OK?




I am sorry but the fact that you can't spell masturbate would seem to imply you're not quite ready to participate in trans-dimensional voyeurism.


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3] * 4
    #22326936 - 10/03/15 05:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

pineapple3 said:
hi all,

I am thinking of trying to reach higher dimensions and masterbate to the people/entities in those higher dimensions, is it OK?





I don't think there's a quicker way to be banned from a higher dimension than to roll in there with your cock in your hand and bust a nut on the floor.


Edited by thelivingfreekshow (10/03/15 05:40 AM)


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #22326949 - 10/03/15 05:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've been dropping loads all over that place like a Goddamn dumptruck.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22326953 - 10/03/15 05:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Jesus doesn't like it when you touch yourself.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Offlinepineapple3

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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22326969 - 10/03/15 06:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

but is there really other entities out there? maybe its just our selves or people on this earth that can reach higher  levels of being.


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3]
    #22326973 - 10/03/15 06:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Dude I'm not even really on a computer. I'm just an entity project this post directly into your mind. Grab a buddy to come read your screen, he will not see my posts. Beware of those who do, it means they are also only entities projecting themselves into your head.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22326991 - 10/03/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

How does my seed taste?


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22326993 - 10/03/15 06:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ask your brother.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22326994 - 10/03/15 06:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You're my brother, bro.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shiithead] * 4
    #22327006 - 10/03/15 06:32 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't mean to say I hate you.. But..

If you were my brother, I'd of hog tied you, force fed you a lethal amount of some drug, strapped a bomb to your chest, gutted you and dropped you from 10k feet into an active volcano.

Can never really be too sure who is going to get lucky and survive some "sure fire way", so you need lots of redundancies.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22327018 - 10/03/15 06:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

+1 for redundant systems. Thats just good engineering.


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3]
    #22327022 - 10/03/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

pineapple3 said:
but is there really other entities out there? maybe its just our selves or people on this earth that can reach higher  levels of being.




The entities you perceive on DMT are fragments of your subconscious mind

They are you just as much as you are them


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Offlinepineapple3

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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22328072 - 10/03/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

if we smoke crack with dmt, then we can fuck with the evil... we can win the evil.... kill those evil monsters!!! KIll em all, kill all the hilters no matter what happens!!! ohh im gona CUM ....:blowjob:


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Offlinepineapple3

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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3]
    #22328074 - 10/03/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:bliss:.. :sunny:


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3] * 1
    #22328120 - 10/03/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

More chlorine in the gene pool, please!


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22328146 - 10/03/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:gooby::gooby::gooby::gooby::gooby::gooby::gooby::gooby::gooby::gooby::gooby:


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3] * 1
    #22328178 - 10/03/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

masturbation is rong. jesus says its only ethical if you're actually penetrating. even rape is more ethical than masterbation

you should probably try to rape the dmt entities, so you don't have to commit sin in the 5th dimension


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smack a hoe out this dimension
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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Envix]
    #22328203 - 10/03/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:callingbullshit:


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3] * 1
    #22328237 - 10/03/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is so good the shroomery should just close down the pub. OP wins. This thread will never be topped. ever. its over.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22328695 - 10/03/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I don't mean to say I hate you.. But..

If you were my brother, I'd of hog tied you, force fed you a lethal amount of some drug, strapped a bomb to your chest, gutted you and dropped you from 10k feet into an active volcano.

Can never really be too sure who is going to get lucky and survive some "sure fire way", so you need lots of redundancies.



Better fire a nuke into the volcano just to be sure...


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22328732 - 10/03/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

And if you were my brother, you'd still suck me off :thumbup:


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22328742 - 10/03/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"trans dimensional voyeurism"

Had me rolling :shocking:


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22328793 - 10/03/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
And if you were my brother, you'd still suck me off :thumbup:



Yep totally would, just like you're sucking on that floating lollipop in front of your face.. Oh, that's right. You can't suck something that doesn't exist.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22328821 - 10/03/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Quote:

Shiithead said:
And if you were my brother, you'd still suck me off :thumbup:




Yep totally would




You heard him ladies and gents.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22328902 - 10/03/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This made me remember the thread from janky tits about him fucking a dmt elf

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21507757#21507757:imout:


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22328936 - 10/03/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:jacked:  :offtopic:  :urstupid:  :notards:  :offtopicman:  :topicsucks:  :ban:  :banbanban:  :hwbm:  :carlinorgasm:


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22328976 - 10/03/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What would you get if you had a baby with one of these entities?


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Boomer The Great] * 2
    #22328990 - 10/03/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Your own private cell in a psych ward.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3]
    #22329369 - 10/03/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I hear the 5th dimension got that ruff p00sy.  :pm: me for 5th-trandimensional jelly lubricant.  Solid 20ne units for $30.  The ograsm 2 get u higher.


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3]
    #22330540 - 10/03/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I personally love masturbating on acid


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22330592 - 10/03/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Alexestalex said:
I personally love masturbating on acid




Check this out



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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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