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pineapple3

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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Envix]
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3] 1
#22328237 - 10/03/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This thread is so good the shroomery should just close down the pub. OP wins. This thread will never be topped. ever. its over.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22328695 - 10/03/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I don't mean to say I hate you.. But..
If you were my brother, I'd of hog tied you, force fed you a lethal amount of some drug, strapped a bomb to your chest, gutted you and dropped you from 10k feet into an active volcano.
Can never really be too sure who is going to get lucky and survive some "sure fire way", so you need lots of redundancies.
Better fire a nuke into the volcano just to be sure...
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Shiithead
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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22328732 - 10/03/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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And if you were my brother, you'd still suck me off
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Shining Cosmos
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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22328742 - 10/03/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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"trans dimensional voyeurism"
Had me rolling
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Shroomslip
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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shiithead]
#22328793 - 10/03/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shiithead said: And if you were my brother, you'd still suck me off 
Yep totally would, just like you're sucking on that floating lollipop in front of your face.. Oh, that's right. You can't suck something that doesn't exist.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Shiithead
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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22328821 - 10/03/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomslip said:
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Shiithead said: And if you were my brother, you'd still suck me off 
Yep totally would
You heard him ladies and gents.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Jean-guy Masta
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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shiithead]
#22328902 - 10/03/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This made me remember the thread from janky tits about him fucking a dmt elf
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21507757#21507757
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Arctic W. Fox

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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Shiithead]
#22328936 - 10/03/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Boomer The Great


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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
#22328976 - 10/03/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What would you get if you had a baby with one of these entities?
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Shroomslip
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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Boomer The Great] 2
#22328990 - 10/03/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Your own private cell in a psych ward.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Morgenstern
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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3]
#22329369 - 10/03/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hear the 5th dimension got that ruff p00sy. me for 5th-trandimensional jelly lubricant. Solid 20ne units for $30. The ograsm 2 get u higher.
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Alexestalex
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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: pineapple3]
#22330540 - 10/03/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I personally love masturbating on acid
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Stay far from timid, only make moves when your heart's in it.
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: going to take DMT and try to masterbate to them? [Re: Alexestalex]
#22330592 - 10/03/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Alexestalex said: I personally love masturbating on acid
Check this out
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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