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Cockatoos are a trip!
    #22323556 - 10/02/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Would you own one??

Well?
You may choose only one


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Shiithead]
    #22323574 - 10/02/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Birds are for eating. Fuck them as pets, they're fucking annoying. My grandma always had birds, she thought their constant squawking (which she called signing) was pretty. It's nothing but annoying. Fuck them.


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Shiithead]
    #22323601 - 10/02/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I wanna see a video where the owner doesn't know anything about birds and it just sits and screams at them repeatedly:lol:


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22323621 - 10/02/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My first non-poultry pet bird was a cockatoo. It would whistle the Andy Griffith theme song.


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22323631 - 10/02/15 12:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
My first non-poultry pet bird was a cockatoo. It would whistle the Andy Griffith theme song.




That's dope.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22323677 - 10/02/15 01:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I love parrots. I have a quaker now, and I used to have a son conure(same type in my sig). Not to mention I have 3 parakeets now.

I'd love to have a cockatoo, but they're hella expensive. Super cool birds. They're prone to depression and to self harm if you isolate them and don't give them any attention. But they're super sweet.

They also live like 40 years, so it's a life pet. Also...
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Shroomslip said:
Birds are for eating. Fuck them as pets, they're fucking annoying. My grandma always had birds, she thought their constant squawking (which she called signing) was pretty. It's nothing but annoying. Fuck them.



You're so bitter, parrots are the best :crankey:


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22323692 - 10/02/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I agree,
Birds for me personally suck as comapainions



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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Achillita]
    #22323700 - 10/02/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Damn right I'm bitter. All those fucking birds growing up kept me awake all the damn time. Wanted to strangle the little fuckers.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22323714 - 10/02/15 01:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I sleep in the same room as my birds. And I do work in that same room. I've had birds since I was in middle school.


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Achillita]
    #22323721 - 10/02/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Congratulations?


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22323746 - 10/02/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thank you, thank you. :lol:


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Achillita]
    #22323784 - 10/02/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I misread OP as do you own one, voted fuck no. But fuck yes I'd own one provided I had the resources to care for it.


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22323951 - 10/02/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've always loved birds. They're my favorite pets. I feel some kind connection with them, if that makes any sense.

Pigeons are my favorite birds. They're like super smart, super sweet, chickens


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22323972 - 10/02/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yeah birds are like a mix between a cat and a dog, without the floppy tongues.  Like a cat because they demand respect, like a dog because they can be super affectionate.  but birds are smarter than both which is the neat part, they just scare super easy so their emotions get in the way of things a lot more


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22324037 - 10/02/15 02:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Birds most definitely are not smarter than mammals and cockatoos live too fucking long.  If you want a cockatoo you better get it when you're 20


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22324134 - 10/02/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:facepalm::lol: you aren't serious are you?


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22324200 - 10/02/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Birds are pretty damn smart. Socially, many birds have similar structures to human society. Love is something that many birds experience.

Also, quaker parrots have been known to develop dialects and traditions. They have spread throughout many places in the world, and each colony is different.

Many birds also utilize tools, and their environment in unique ways. Did you know crows can remember the faces of people? They also have been known to gossip.

Birds are hella smart.


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Achillita]
    #22324261 - 10/02/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No they aren't.  The dumbest mammal is smarter than the smartest bird.  It is simple biology


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22324292 - 10/02/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Uhh... zappa, you're wayyy off. Like that ideology has been disproven for atleast half a century. Studies on bird intelligence has shown that many birds are incredibly smart. Most parrots have the intelligence of a 3 year old toddler. Certain species a bit more advanced.

But even pigeons have been shown to be smart. Even developing superstitions and solving puzzles.


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Re: Cockatoos are a trip! [Re: Achillita]
    #22324296 - 10/02/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Uhh... zappa, you're wayyy off. Like that ideology has been disproven for atleast half a century. Studies on bird intelligence has shown that many birds are incredibly smart. Most parrots have the intelligence of a 3 year old toddler. Certain species a bit more advanced.

But even pigeons have been shown to be smart. Even developing superstitions and solving puzzles.






:lolsy:  Link?


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