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DeadHearts

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Apple cider vinegar for drug tests for marijuana??
#22319713 - 10/01/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well i managed to go all this time without ever having to get tested for drugs. That time has come to an end with the hiring of A new job. Will probably be taking this text early next week.
I have been hearing/reading a lot about apple cider vinegar for urine tests and just wondering if anyone has any experience?? Thanks for reading dudes.
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impatientguy
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Re: Apple cider vinegar for drug tests for marijuana?? [Re: DeadHearts]
#22319745 - 10/01/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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So you know your going to fail the test? Or?
Do you mean to use it as your pee? Or do you mean to drink it to help clean you out?
Edited by impatientguy (10/01/15 03:46 PM)
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sweetpea

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Edited by sweetpea (10/06/15 10:55 AM)
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DeadHearts

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Re: Apple cider vinegar for drug tests for marijuana?? [Re: sweetpea]
#22319912 - 10/01/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: So you know your going to fail the test? Or?
Do you mean to use it as your pee? Or do you mean to drink it to help clean you out?
For detox uses. Quote:
sweetpea said: From what I've gathered, all the miracle drinks and cleansers are bullshit. What you need to do is drink a lot of water starting a while before and when it comes time for your drug test, make sure you have to pee and empty your bladder as much as possible before you start filling the cup (make sure you can make it to the line, still.) The idea being that you'll flush out all the "baddies" and what is left shouldn't have any detectable amount.
I've known people to pass using this. All the instructions on bottled shit at smoke shops just give the same directions regarding drinking water and urination technique, anyways. Doubtful that it's a coincidence but I make no guarantees.
Yeah i hear you. Luckily they do sell home test kits so im going to snag one of them and see if im good before hand.
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Re: Apple cider vinegar for drug tests for marijuana?? [Re: DeadHearts]
#22320011 - 10/01/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Take from the middle of the stream; not the dregs.
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Give a clean sample: Don't give urine from your first urination of the day. It's the dirtiest, and can be heavily filled with metabolites. Urinate a couple of times before giving a test sample. Also, don't give the beginning or end of the stream. Piss in the toilet, then quickly stop and go in the cup. Stop, and shift back to the toilet for the last portion. Just be sure to give 60 cc's.
The THC is stuck to your fat so xercise your tits off now, but 2 days before the test start being as lazy as possible and eating big (go into fat storage mode).
"Exercising between drug tests will clean THC metabolites from the system at a faster rate, thus lowering the detection period. It is important to stop burning fat cells near test time. On test day, it doesn't matter what's in your lipid tissue. What's in your blood and urine does matter. Exercise increases the amount of THC metabolites in the urine; so quit exercising two days before the test. Be lazy, and eat big."
http://www.marijuanalibrary.org/bladder.html + more tips
-------------------- Favorite entheogen experiences in descending order: 1)Combo of oral DMT + smoked Bufotenine 2)Amanita (urine drank twice) 3)Mushrooms > Achuma 16"+cid(still need higher dose Achuma)> Cid (still need high dose) 4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators) 5)Salvia (need to try quid)
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Edited by sweetpea (10/06/15 10:54 AM)
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Americanhipster
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 Can anyone tell me if these are magic mushrooms or not I'm kind of a new or at this I want to be sure these are safe
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Edited by sweetpea (10/06/15 10:56 AM)
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Americanhipster
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I don't know how to post on my own hah could you please explain?
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Zytan
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You click the post button on the top right of the forums. Also go to the Mushroom ID section of the forums.
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impatientguy
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Those aren't magic sorry man
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Quote:
Americanhipster said:
 Can anyone tell me if these are magic mushrooms or not I'm kind of a new or at this I want to be sure these are safe
Lmfaooooo
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Americanhipster said:
 Can anyone tell me if these are magic mushrooms or not I'm kind of a new or at this I want to be sure these are safe
Those aren't magic. Sorry bud.
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About the detox thing ive been on probation for drugs and have a lot of experience at beating those tests. First of all is it a on site test or are they sending it off to a lab? There is a cut off for the home style tests so you're in luck if that's what it is (usually a 50 NG cut off level) so that means if there is over 50 ng of THC in your urine you will fail the test. If its a lab its probably a 15 ng cut off so that would not be good. The lab test is unbeatable not only do they test for bud but they test for detox shit too.
Your best bet is to stop smoking and exercise you want to increase your metabolism to the max you can do this by 1.not eating 2.exercising 3.drinking lots of water. This will make the level of THC much higher in your urine because your body is getting it all out. Before the test eat a lot of food and drink a lot of water this will increase the amount of pee diluting the amount of THC (more pee=less concentrated amounts of THC so you can get just below the cut off level). I find that as long as your not a daily dabber you can get the THC out (or below cutoff) with in 1 week. Also some places look for the color of pee this can be beat with some golden seal it will make your pee yellow when it should be white. But just remember you need to stop exercising 1 day before the test that night drink a fuckload of water this will wash out the THC and there will only be a little but left. Then be lazy so it is not coming out as much and drink a fuckload pop a golden seal or two and then go take the test. And FWI if you dont smoke daily then it will take like 3 days if you smoke daily then it could be up to a week your best bet may be fake piss if they don't watch you.
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DeadHearts

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Quote:
Americanhipster said:
 Can anyone tell me if these are magic mushrooms or not I'm kind of a new or at this I want to be sure these are safe
Dont fux with thos or my thread jkjk
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Only on the Shroomery If you are going to hijack a thread I think this the way in which you're most likely to be forgiven for it 
What's up with Apple Cider Vinegar all of a sudden? From wht I hear it is like the miracle cure for everything nowadays. Genital warts, Obesity, Clean Piss... All hail the ACV
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DeadHearts

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Quote:
thewanderer25 said: About the detox thing ive been on probation for drugs and have a lot of experience at beating those tests. First of all is it a on site test or are they sending it off to a lab? There is a cut off for the home style tests so you're in luck if that's what it is (usually a 50 NG cut off level) so that means if there is over 50 ng of THC in your urine you will fail the test. If its a lab its probably a 15 ng cut off so that would not be good. The lab test is unbeatable not only do they test for bud but they test for detox shit too.
Your best bet is to stop smoking and exercise you want to increase your metabolism to the max you can do this by 1.not eating 2.exercising 3.drinking lots of water. This will make the level of THC much higher in your urine because your body is getting it all out. Before the test eat a lot of food and drink a lot of water this will increase the amount of pee diluting the amount of THC (more pee=less concentrated amounts of THC so you can get just below the cut off level). I find that as long as your not a daily dabber you can get the THC out (or below cutoff) with in 1 week. Also some places look for the color of pee this can be beat with some golden seal it will make your pee yellow when it should be white. But just remember you need to stop exercising 1 day before the test that night drink a fuckload of water this will wash out the THC and there will only be a little but left. Then be lazy so it is not coming out as much and drink a fuckload pop a golden seal or two and then go take the test. And FWI if you dont smoke daily then it will take like 3 days if you smoke daily then it could be up to a week your best bet may be fake piss if they don't watch you.
I havent smoked in right around a month and nit much at all prior. I just snaged on the the home test cups from CVS and passed. The actual test will be taken at an urgent care place close to my house and is ran through a olace called CONcentra. So i dont know what kind of setup they use but I did read a post about someone going to them and they had to piss in a cup but other than that not sure if they send it into a lab or if its done there however they do say it takes a while for the test to go through so who knows.
Home test......
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DeadHearts

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GoldenEye said: Only on the Shroomery If you are going to hijack a thread I think this the way in which you're most likely to be forgiven for it 
What's up with Apple Cider Vinegar all of a sudden? From wht I hear it is like the miracle cure for everything nowadays. Genital warts, Obesity, Clean Piss... All hail the ACV 
Yeah indont mind thread hijacking. I have done too much if it myself to get pissed lol.
But yeah i dont know ACV is all the rage. But I have resd articles bashing it as well. Basically many ppl swear by It but the are no stuides of course so it all depends on guess. So many variables too this shit.
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If you haven't smoked in a month your good man. Weed leaves your system in 2 weeks tops unless your a daily dabber then its like a month tops. Sesuly dont sweat it man they will send it off but im sure your good if its been a month.
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DeadHearts

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I passed lol.
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Re: Apple cider vinegar for drug tests for marijuana?? [Re: DeadHearts]
#22693185 - 12/23/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Buy a wizzinator
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Re: Apple cider vinegar for drug tests for marijuana?? [Re: hillistommy]
#22693187 - 12/23/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pretty damn cheap ^_^
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