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Koods is a reptilian! 4
#22317927 - 10/01/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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FEMA CAMPS! MOON MATRIX! CHILD MOLESTATION! 9/11! NWO! ...and now, FLOURIDE!
Koods closed a thread on flouride after only a few minutes. I have it on good authority that he's actually a shapeshifting reptilian. He is trying to prevent us from revealing the global conspiracy. Tread carefully, he's watching!
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: 1234go] 3
#22317990 - 10/01/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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UPDATE:
1234go is also likely a reptilian.
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Can I be a reptilian too?
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Shroomslip]
#22318054 - 10/01/15 09:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I want to be a reptilian!
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cool yer jets cowboy, he's just a government shill
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I'm starting to think that myself
He once quoted a picture of me in the PoP thread, so that even once I deleted said picture it would remain in his quote forever
In my mind that's the activity of a government shill marking me so that my picture will be forever tied to this place and they can bust me for it down the line
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Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: cool yer jets cowboy, he's just a government shell
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OhMrJohnson said: I'm starting to think that myself
He once quoted a picture of me in the PoP thread, so that even once I deleted said picture it would remain in his quote forever
In my mind that's the activity of a government shill marking me so that my picture will be forever tied to this place and they can bust me for it down the line

you don't know how the internet works.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: koods]
#22318095 - 10/01/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh my god, I love baby turtles. Some of the cutest animals alive..
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: koods]
#22318099 - 10/01/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said:
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OhMrJohnson said: I'm starting to think that myself
He once quoted a picture of me in the PoP thread, so that even once I deleted said picture it would remain in his quote forever
In my mind that's the activity of a government shill marking me so that my picture will be forever tied to this place and they can bust me for it down the line

you don't know how the internet works.
nobody does
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Sheekle has nude pics of Koods. That has to be a crime.
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its a web of nets
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Sun King]
#22318112 - 10/01/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sun King said: Sheekle has nude pics of Koods. That has to be a crime.
I don't think so.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: 1234go] 3
#22318118 - 10/01/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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1234go said: Oh my god, I love baby turtles. Some of the cutest animals alive..
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Shroomslip]
#22318130 - 10/01/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That turtle looks like its in severe pain
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No, it's being cute. That's what baby turtles do.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: 1234go]
#22318142 - 10/01/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its a very cute expression of severe pain.
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It's squirming it's arms because it's out of it's element, being held.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: 1234go]
#22318164 - 10/01/15 09:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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So its in severe mental pain?
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: 1234go]
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: 1234go]
#22318234 - 10/01/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I thought it had more to do with red ears being notorious assholes and he's trying to bite the shit out of the person holding it 
Seriously, those turtles are assholes. I've had quite a few turtles/tortoises and those were always the meanest and go out of their way to bite the shit out of you.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Shroomslip]
#22318262 - 10/01/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ha, well i'm sure it's trying to bite/claw it's way outta there too.
In my experience, babies that size don't really try to bite so much as they try to get away though.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: 1234go]
#22318266 - 10/01/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Koods is aaalllll man, baby
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: 1234go]
#22318307 - 10/01/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I want one of these.

Unfortunately when I was into reptiles, the only one I'd ever came across was a few hundred dollars. It was the days before I really got into internet and figured out you could order basically anything online. Pet shops could get away with charging ridiculous prices because there was no shortage of people like me who thought it was the only way to really get them.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Shroomslip]
#22318381 - 10/01/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's adorable, a baby box turtle out-cutes a slider anyday.
I've always liked the little soft shells too.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: 1234go]
#22318421 - 10/01/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It'd be kinda cool for the novelty factor, but the soft shell thing would kinda freak me out. I'd be afraid of injuring it.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Shroomslip]
#22318587 - 10/01/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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They're not that soft, you can handle em just like any other turtle.
Just don't squeeze them, and they'll be fine.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: 1234go]
#22318725 - 10/01/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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He's being crushed by that dudes fingers
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: koods]
#22318779 - 10/01/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: koods]
#22318783 - 10/01/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Can I be an amphibian, I want to be a salamander. I used to be able to walk into my back years and flip over any random log and find some, but they slowly started disappearing and I haven't found one in years.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: koods]
#22318980 - 10/01/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah sure. It's all fun and turtles right now. but when Koods comes knocking at your door stealing your babies for some weird satanic ritual THEN we'll see what's so funny.
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Why would I knock?
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I put baby turtles up my butt and feed them till they are strong enough to go hunt on their own.
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: koods]
#22319019 - 10/01/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said: Why would I knock?
Because the reptilians get off on fear. you want to create the panic of the door knock. You'll wait til we're tripping too to make it extra bad.
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Nitrous Monkey said: I put baby turtles up my butt and feed them till they are strong enough to go hunt on their own.
1. Place baby turtle in anus.
2.??????
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koods did try to call my reptilian thread crazy.
obviously what a reptilian would do
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Salomon]
#22321707 - 10/01/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I heard from a friend of a friend that when koods has sex he just scuzzs on their legs. Definite reptilian behaviour.
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I bet he was going to lock this but I hear he likes the attention. ?
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No. He isn't locking it because it offers a stage for the enlightened to gather. Then he can take the enlightneed and put them on a list somewjhere.
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i found a picture of koods on the net

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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: zZZz]
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Soft shells are such cute turtles! I had one once, and when it was a baby I'd keep it in a 10 gal. It would burrow under the sand and could stretch it's neck all the way out of the water! Cute little fuckers.
They get HUGE though.
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