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Offlinemollymadman
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: koods]
    #22319019 - 10/01/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Why would I knock?




Because the reptilians get off on fear. you want to create the panic of the door knock. You'll wait til we're tripping too to make it extra bad.


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OfflineAngus McAxeHandle
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #22321648 - 10/01/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Nitrous Monkey said:
I put baby turtles up my butt and feed them till they are strong enough to go hunt on their own.




1. Place baby turtle in anus.

2.??????

3. Profit

:mmmkay:


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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Angus McAxeHandle]
    #22321700 - 10/01/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

koods did try to call my reptilian thread crazy.

obviously what a reptilian would do


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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Salomon]
    #22321707 - 10/01/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I heard from a friend of a friend that when koods has sex he just scuzzs on their legs. Definite reptilian behaviour.


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22321725 - 10/01/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I bet he was going to lock this but I hear he likes the attention.  :raptorJesus:?


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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22321750 - 10/01/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No. He isn't locking it because it offers a stage for the enlightened to gather. Then he can take the enlightneed and put them on a list somewjhere.


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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: mollymadman]
    #22321821 - 10/02/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i found a picture of koods on the net






:corneroforigin:


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Re: Koods is a reptilian! [Re: zZZz]
    #22321963 - 10/02/15 01:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Soft shells are such cute turtles! I had one once, and when it was a baby I'd keep it in a 10 gal. It would burrow under the sand and could stretch it's neck all the way out of the water! Cute little fuckers.

They get HUGE though.


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