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How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    #22316318 - 09/30/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

None, because they're all locked up for selling illegal tiedyes :smug:


In this thread make jokes about each other ALL IN GOOD HUMOR.
Butthurts not tolerated!

Aaand go.


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 404] * 1
    #22316324 - 09/30/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

None, Sheekle is light.


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 404] * 1
    #22316325 - 09/30/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The same number as skunks it takes to fill a 40 oz bottle


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22316331 - 09/30/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

40 oz to skunkdom


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 404]
    #22316338 - 09/30/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

man i haven't listened to sublime in 4ever, they've got some pretty solid tunage


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 404]
    #22316345 - 09/30/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
In this thread make jokes about each other




:underage:


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 1234go]
    #22316373 - 09/30/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

how many bitter cactus's does it take to surf the shroomery?

NONE cause that ni**a banned 4 lyfe!


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 1234go]
    #22324538 - 10/02/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
Quote:

404 said:
In this thread make jokes about each other




:underage:



:justno:


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 404] * 8
    #22324605 - 10/02/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It only takes one Sheekle to screw in a lightbulb.
    But it takes the whole emergency room to get it out.


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: psillyboy]
    #22324638 - 10/02/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
how many bitter cactus's does it take to surf the shroomery?

NONE cause that ni**a banned 4 lyfe!



Why does Bill_Oreilly not spell out "nigga"?
Because he's scared of getting his ass kicked on the internet.

And rightly so :shakefist:


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 1234go] * 4
    #22324658 - 10/02/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
Quote:

404 said:
In this thread make jokes about each other




:underage:




What's the difference between 1234 and 404?

830


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: koods]
    #22324706 - 10/02/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why does koods have light-switches as a profile picture?

Because he is a total turn off, however wants people to think he is a turn on

:nicesmile:


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: koods]
    #22324793 - 10/02/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:ushankadrink:


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 1234go]
    #22325038 - 10/02/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It obviously only takes 2 sheekles to screw in a light bulb. The real question is which one is the giver and which is the receiver?


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #22325042 - 10/02/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle hasn't screwed anything.


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: koods]
    #22325065 - 10/02/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I thing Sheek would just get burned by the first light bulb that just burned out, then go take cat pics. Cat's don't need light bulbs anyway


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22325099 - 10/02/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

say what?


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 404] * 3
    #22325108 - 10/02/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #22325109 - 10/02/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Just smile and nod.


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: shadyy]
    #22325129 - 10/02/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'll take your word for it.


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: 1234go]
    #22327600 - 10/03/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Itmburns out and is still hot. Wear gloves Sheekle, or you may drop it.


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Re: How many sheekles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22333411 - 10/04/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Did that get skrewed in, or is sheek stuck in an unlit room alone forever? Just him, a chair, and someone outside to which he directs selling of his tie-dye 'shirts', and activity here


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