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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22315764 - 09/30/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Moose are not predators.




I lol'd

I didn't even see that :lol:


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla]
    #22315766 - 09/30/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Cougars, because they're all over the place here





I saw some shit not long ago on Discovery or whatever about some cougar that hung out by a bike trail in California -- killed one biker, and then tried to take out this female biker the next day. It really messed her up bad, man. She survived it (thanks to a friend who started throwing big ass rocks at it while it was trying to finish her), but had to have like 5 or 6 reconstructive surgeries.



That is very rare for a cougar to attack a human.  They usually avoid us like the plague.


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla]
    #22315774 - 09/30/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I heard a crazy story about some woman who got mauled around one of the nearby trails.  Shit makes me think twice about spending much time out there (as much as I'd like to).  I just recently watched the series 'Alone', where a bunch of people try to survive for months out on Vancouver Island which has the highest density of mountain lions in North America.  One of the guys leaves on the first or second day because he's getting stalked by one of those things.  Or it could have been a wolf.  Either way, I'm not big on stalkers.  Especially ninja stalkers with razorblade teeth and claws.


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22315819 - 09/30/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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Cougars, because they're all over the place here





I saw some shit not long ago on Discovery or whatever about some cougar that hung out by a bike trail in California -- killed one biker, and then tried to take out this female biker the next day. It really messed her up bad, man. She survived it (thanks to a friend who started throwing big ass rocks at it while it was trying to finish her), but had to have like 5 or 6 reconstructive surgeries.



That is very rare for a cougar to attack a human.  They usually avoid us like the plague.




Yeah if I recall correctly they did an autopsy on the mountain lion after they hunted it down, and they said it was sick and had resorted to going after humans because it was no longer healthy enough to hunt down its usual game. And I guess it figured out that the trail was easy pickings.


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla]
    #22315865 - 09/30/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Number 3: Blue Whale.

This motherfucker eats 40 million krill per day. That's full blown daily genocide! It knows it too, look at it looking all ashamed and guilty:



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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22315931 - 09/30/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Number 3: Blue Whale.

This motherfucker eats 40 million krill per day. That's full blown daily genocide! It knows it too, look at it looking all ashamed and guilty:






they're the hitlers of the ocean


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla]
    #22316101 - 09/30/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

hilarious pics niffla specially the lion and the eagle:lol:

this lil dude be a bad ass preditor

giant water bug


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22316266 - 09/30/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

goin for extinct ones for the lolz

1: Megalodon

2: Daeodon

3: Velociraptor

4: Sabre-Toothed Cat

5: Dire Wolf

6: T. motherfucking Rex

7: Hyaenodon


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #22316303 - 09/30/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

1. Justin Welby



2. Spice worm



3. Sarlacc



4. Graboid




5. Carnicits



6. Trolls



7. Starworm



Honorable mention: Vagina from Teeth



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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22316317 - 09/30/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

ill just add one.

mantis shrimp


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22316380 - 09/30/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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95% success rate on its hunts. The highest in all of the animal kingdom.




good call

extinct species trump all though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meganeura


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #22316605 - 09/30/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

1 Domestic Shorthaired Cat
2 Praying Mantis*
3 Bengal Tiger
4 Grey Wolf
5 Peregrine Falcon
6 Venus Flytrap*
7 Nile Crocodile


*not animals technically, but i feel like they deserve a spot because they are very predatory


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Adolin]
    #22316610 - 09/30/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Gresh said:
*not animals technically




sure they are.

solid list tho :thumbup:


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 2
    #22316662 - 09/30/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla]
    #22316730 - 09/30/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

These little fuckers kill a million people a year.


So 1-7 = mozzy


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: sudly]
    #22316733 - 09/30/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

actually, its this that does the killin'



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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: propensity]
    #22316735 - 09/30/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Hobozen]
    #22316833 - 09/30/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lmao these recent responses got me rolling over here

especially the honorable mention toothed vagina :lol:


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla]
    #22316852 - 09/30/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

this thread is full of shroomery OG's, of course it's good


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Hobozen]
    #22317031 - 10/01/15 12:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

#1: A Marsupilami:



#2: Bobcat:



#3: Beaver:



#4: Dog:



#5: Wolf:



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