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    #22315104 - 09/30/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

1. Cheetah. Fastest land animal on earth. Looks like a damn missle when it's zeroed in on fleeing prey. Hits up to 75 MPH.



2. Male Lion. Lazy as fuck but when it's up for a fight, man they are fucking epic beasts. I saw one on National Geographic sneak up on a wandering cheetah, and he seriously had that cheetah iced within 2 seconds. Crushed its throat with a quick bite to the throat. 550 pounds of pure muscle.



3. Bald or Golden Eagle. Either one. Ever seen one in the flesh? They're fucking huge, man. Pinpoint accuracy from the sky. Some have even been known to take deer fawns and attempt to take small children. Or unsuspecting punk ass cameramen.



4. Killer Whales. They've been known to kill Great White Sharks. Great Whites. Enough said. They're such prolific predators that even penguins can't resist the urge to leap straight into their mouths.



5. Reticulated Python. Fuckers grow up to like 25 feet plus in some cases. And they'll try to eat your ass, too. Not in like the porno way but literally eat you. There was a documented case of some dude who was taking a stroll through the jungle -- and never came back out. So they went in looking for him...and found him. The python had his entire head in its mouth, but couldn't quite get past the shoulder blades. Yikes. That's a real photo below, btw.



6. Great White Shark. The stuff of legends. One bite will go through you like a hot knife through butter and leave your intestines falling out of you. Look at that sexy mouth, bro.



7. Nile Crocodile. 1,000 pounds of pure reptilian beast. Doesn't matter what you are or how big -- venture to close and you're dinner.



So what's your top 7 predators?


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla]
    #22315121 - 09/30/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

squid n stuff too


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22315124 - 09/30/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

spiders human obv


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22315154 - 09/30/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Im for humans. All these other things need exterminated, as they have no place in the technofuture
Im mostly joking. Wolves are ok, they do teamwork


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla]
    #22315235 - 09/30/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well you just listed them... how can I post them?

The only difference I'd change would be that lion to a Siberian tiger because damn they look badass



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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Uzziel]
    #22315249 - 09/30/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Polar Bear
Cheetah
Tiger
Falcon
Eagle
Cobra
Dolphins


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Uzziel]
    #22315309 - 09/30/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Well you just listed them... how can I post them?




dude but there's grizzly bears and vipers and wolves and jaguars and stuff

siberian tiger is a great one, btw

biggest cat on the planet


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Patlal]
    #22315330 - 09/30/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:

Cobra




Look at this mofo



:shitmypants:


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #22315411 - 09/30/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



95% success rate on its hunts. The highest in all of the animal kingdom.


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22315467 - 09/30/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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95% success rate on its hunts. The highest in all of the animal kingdom.




:incredible:


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla]
    #22315495 - 09/30/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It doesn't fuck around apparently...

Leaves me to wonder though, how do you know a dragonfly is hunting?

I mean, it could actually have a 100% success rate. Might be that 1/20 times it just goes for a leisurely chase?

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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22315513 - 09/30/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I forgot about wasps. These fuckers will fuck thing up big time.


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Niffla]
    #22315595 - 09/30/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

driver ants
bulldog ants
bullet ants
army ants
emerald wasps
african wasps
deep sea creatures


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Beanhead]
    #22315682 - 09/30/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm gonna go big.

Polar bears.
Grizzly bears
Killer whales
Bengal tigers
Saltwater crocs
Harpy eagles
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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22315717 - 09/30/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Giant Squid, just cuz wtf no thx
Cougars, because they're all over the place here
Grumpy bears
Moose
horse flies


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Hobozen]
    #22315729 - 09/30/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Moose are not predators.


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22315733 - 09/30/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The Dingbat is my facelift predator


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22315738 - 09/30/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Moose are not predators.




IDGAF, they are mean as fuck and that's all that matters.


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Hobozen]
    #22315749 - 09/30/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Cougars, because they're all over the place here





I saw some shit not long ago on Discovery or whatever about some cougar that hung out by a bike trail in California -- killed one biker, and then tried to take out this female biker the next day. It really messed her up bad, man. She survived it (thanks to a friend who started throwing big ass rocks at it while it was trying to finish her), but had to have like 5 or 6 reconstructive surgeries.


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Re: Your Top 7 Animal Predators [Re: Hobozen]
    #22315754 - 09/30/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm going to work my way up to seven entries, because nature is awesome and this thread has win written all over it.

So, for my number 2, the African Wild Dog:



A pack of these will simply not give up. The best nose and endurance out there. If they lock in on you, you're lost. They will chase you for days if need be.

Almost extinct however because there are barely any habitats left that are large enough to sustain them. That should give you an idea of how effective they are.


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