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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #22338417 - 10/05/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
and Trump's toupee flops and hits the codes, "yes sir, code red, code red", and boom! a white mist floats upon the sky in a radiant flash!

Russia attacks next with the конец света, America's and Canada's missile's go off, out of sight before the utterly lugubrious panic sets in, and...they are destroyed.

До свидания




You need to use a different, or possibly less translation apps, and stop putting the result through a thesaurus that selects words at radom for the most obscure synonym. Verily.

It may help to make your posts more fucking intelligible.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22338436 - 10/05/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

it probably would have sounded more Russian if i said Конец мира but i didn't want to betray my narration. it was flash fiction.

Trump's toupee falls, and it lands on the briefcase, open of course, right on the pad, and starts the missile that destroys Russia; then Russia's Doomsday bomb, (like from Strangelove) goes BOOM, missle's are already lunched from America and Canada though, (you know why? because it was communicated that they knew they screwed up. this all happens in minutes), and the end is DO SVIDANIYA.

is that synopsis better for you?

and yeah LUNCHED.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: deucedbi9] * 1
    #22338520 - 10/05/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
and Trump's toupee flops and hits the codes, "yes sir, code red, code red", and boom! a white mist floats upon the sky in a radiant flash!

Russia attacks next with the конец света, America's and Canada's missile's go off, out of sight before the utterly lugubrious panic sets in, and...they are destroyed.

До свидания




You need to use a different, or possibly less translation apps, and stop putting the result through a thesaurus that selects words at radom for the most obscure synonym. Verily.

It may help to make your posts more fucking intelligible.




this is 2015, who gives a fuck about intelligibility?


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22338535 - 10/05/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i just find it funny that people form these little coalitions and bands...i like writing flash fiction, can't i post? it's in the thread topic, Russia vs the world/USA, so what's the problem with what i said? LOL


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22338567 - 10/05/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
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akira_akuma said:
and Trump's toupee flops and hits the codes, "yes sir, code red, code red", and boom! a white mist floats upon the sky in a radiant flash!

Russia attacks next with the конец света, America's and Canada's missile's go off, out of sight before the utterly lugubrious panic sets in, and...they are destroyed.

До свидания




You need to use a different, or possibly less translation apps, and stop putting the result through a thesaurus that selects words at radom for the most obscure synonym. Verily.

It may help to make your posts more fucking intelligible.




this is 2015, who gives a fuck about intelligibility?




Your right of course. It's not like the point of conversing is to convey some sort of understanding to others, you know, like, what the fuck your on about. :grin:


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22338581 - 10/05/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

it was flash fiction. was it not appropriate to conceive of what i was saying without having it brey to your only simplitude train-of-thought? how the fuck is that a conversation.

imagine this: you didn't understand what i was saying and oh well, too bad. that's conversation, frankly.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22338821 - 10/05/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
it was flash fiction. was it not appropriate to conceive of what i was saying without having it brey to your only simplitude train-of-thought? how the fuck is that a conversation.

imagine this: you didn't understand what i was saying and oh well, too bad. that's conversation, frankly.




I know you think your clever but your posts make about as much sense as the local village idiot.

Converstion is the art of conveying ideas between people. If you choose a form of words, or, "flash fiction" whatever the fuck that is, that makes your words incomprehensible to most people, then your no better than that village idiot that we all try to avoid and hope he doesn't decide to sit next to us on the bus.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22338838 - 10/05/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

and i'm supposed to care about you, and this thread's total sum of ideas, and your being a passer-by, why exactly? you can just nig me dude. then your perils will be over. void. null.

plus it made perfect sense...save maybe the toupee part but nonetheless. it was kinda a joke, a parody almost...no, a satire, that's it really.

but you know...it made perfect sense otherwise. Trump fucks up - Russia's Doomsday goes off because they're attacked by accident - in response over here, we blow off our missiles, the ones we have left i mean, and then they get destroyed...and there's that nice scene of death and utter destruction.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22338863 - 10/05/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Stonehenge said:
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Mad_Larkin said:
Can't really blame him for not wanting to give up a country his family has been leaders of for decades, regardless of how they came to power. Facts is facts, Syria was a lot better under Assad than it is now, or will be under ISIS or any "rebels". Fucking look at Libya.




Of course. US policy under obumble has ranged from stupid to insane. He spent reportedly $500M to train about 50 "rebels" and they promptly handed over their weapons to isis rather than fight.

Shrub mucked up Iraq, obumble is finishing the muck up there and started his own muck up in Syria. But along comes john wayne, aka putin who puts things right. The world is laughing at obumble right now and the usa for electing him.

Zappa is about the only one left who believes the usa media any more.




The Senate isnt filled with idiots. Theyre fully complacent in creating and maintaining a terrorist opposition. If you objectively look at their policies over in Iraq and Afghanistan its undeniable that the bulk of it was/is intent on creating an enemy for the US to fight.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22338866 - 10/05/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

paramilitary masterminding.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22338954 - 10/05/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Remember that thread where a select few claimed all of Syria's problems stemmed from some drought...lmfao...


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22341989 - 10/06/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Stonehenge said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Can't really blame him for not wanting to give up a country his family has been leaders of for decades, regardless of how they came to power. Facts is facts, Syria was a lot better under Assad than it is now, or will be under ISIS or any "rebels". Fucking look at Libya.




Of course. US policy under obumble has ranged from stupid to insane. He spent reportedly $500M to train about 50 "rebels" and they promptly handed over their weapons to isis rather than fight.

Shrub mucked up Iraq, obumble is finishing the muck up there and started his own muck up in Syria. But along comes john wayne, aka putin who puts things right. The world is laughing at obumble right now and the usa for electing him.

Zappa is about the only one left who believes the usa media any more.



When Bush left office Iraq was in decent shape.  It isn't just the US media reporting this which is an unpleasant fact for your premise.  Putin wants to prop up Assad.  I actually have no problem with it.  I was well aware what would follow.  Same shit as in Libya, which was a French project that because of NATO we participated in.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22341994 - 10/06/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

Stonehenge said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Can't really blame him for not wanting to give up a country his family has been leaders of for decades, regardless of how they came to power. Facts is facts, Syria was a lot better under Assad than it is now, or will be under ISIS or any "rebels". Fucking look at Libya.




Of course. US policy under obumble has ranged from stupid to insane. He spent reportedly $500M to train about 50 "rebels" and they promptly handed over their weapons to isis rather than fight.

Shrub mucked up Iraq, obumble is finishing the muck up there and started his own muck up in Syria. But along comes john wayne, aka putin who puts things right. The world is laughing at obumble right now and the usa for electing him.

Zappa is about the only one left who believes the usa media any more.




The Senate isnt filled with idiots. Theyre fully complacent in creating and maintaining a terrorist opposition. If you objectively look at their policies over in Iraq and Afghanistan its undeniable that the bulk of it was/is intent on creating an enemy for the US to fight.



This is fairly insane.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22342029 - 10/06/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

>When Bush left office Iraq was in decent shape.

Lol, it was in major disarray. Your new hero obumble has messed it up even more.

>Putin wants to prop up Assad.

Everyone knows that.

>I actually have no problem with it.  I was well aware what would follow.  Same shit as in Libya, which was a French project that because of NATO we participated in.

Libya is a hell hole now, obumble wants the same for Syria and I guess for the whole region. Or does he know what he wants? That is the problem, he makes a stupid speech about fighting al quaida, then its fighting isis, he goes in and says these are the good guys, we give them money and equipment and those are the bad guys. But he has no clue and the good guys are in league with the bad guys.

Putin does not play games, he went in and did what he set out to do. Unlike obumble he has a clear goal and a clear path to get it. In a month or two he will declare victory over isis, the world will cheer and obumble will be left in the trash heap of history. The main danger is the flaming idiot may get us into conflict with Russia before he is kicked to the curb.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22342056 - 10/06/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So far Putin has accomplished nothing and like I said earlier Libya was a French idiocy.  It was totally their idea.  NATO forced our participation because Obumble didn't have the stones to tell them they were being idiots. 

Do you have any idea what kind of Putin produced economic hell Russia is in?  This crap is a distraction.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22342092 - 10/06/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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This crap is a distraction.




from what? meaningless debates on drug message boards?


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22342109 - 10/06/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

>So far Putin has accomplished nothing

He has done far more than your hero obumble did since the beginning. He hit those ragheads hard and drove them back.

>Libya was a French idiocy.  It was totally their idea.  NATO forced our participation because Obumble didn't have the stones to tell them they were being idiots.

Careful, you are starting to make sense.

>Do you have any idea what kind of Putin produced economic hell Russia is in?

Russia has been in the crapper for decades going back to the Bolshevik revolution. You just now noticed? Stalin spent all their resources on conquest and put together the soviet union. It fell apart under a series of goofs, they never did learn how to produce things properly.

Putin has made far fewer mistakes than obumble, obumble had more to work with and has run it into the ground. Putin had little to work with and is playing chess while obumble thinks the game is checkers. As a result, usa prestige and influence are waning while Russia is moving up even despite the sanctions. Between sanctions and oil price decline Russia got hit very hard. You think if obumble was in charge of Russia they would have done better?


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22342132 - 10/06/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Mad_Larkin said:
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zappaisgod said:
This crap is a distraction.




from what? meaningless debates on drug message boards?




The Russian economy.  He is being militarily belligerent and nationalistic in the Ukraine and Syria to distract his populcace from how absolutely in the shitcan the Russian economy is.


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22342139 - 10/06/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

isnt one of the main reasons their economy is in the shitter because we're refusing to buy their main export, natural gas?


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Re: So Putin to take the lead in the Middle East to try and fix the US fuck up. [Re: Stonehenge]
    #22342146 - 10/06/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Stonehenge said:
>So far Putin has accomplished nothing

He has done far more than your hero obumble did since the beginning. He hit those ragheads hard and drove them back.




I don't want Obama to have anything to do with Syria and I didn't want him to have anything to do with Libya.  Which has absolutely nothing to do with the fact Putin hasn't accomplished shit in Syria.
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>Libya was a French idiocy.  It was totally their idea.  NATO forced our participation because Obumble didn't have the stones to tell them they were being idiots.

Careful, you are starting to make sense.

>Do you have any idea what kind of Putin produced economic hell Russia is in?

Russia has been in the crapper for decades going back to the Bolshevik revolution. You just now noticed? Stalin spent all their resources on conquest and put together the soviet union. It fell apart under a series of goofs, they never did learn how to produce things properly.

Putin has made far fewer mistakes than obumble, obumble had more to work with and has run it into the ground. Putin had little to work with and is playing chess while obumble thinks the game is checkers. As a result, usa prestige and influence are waning while Russia is moving up even despite the sanctions. Between sanctions and oil price decline Russia got hit very hard. You think if obumble was in charge of Russia they would have done better?




I fucking loathe both Obama and Putin.  Obama because he is a fuckup and Putin because he is a thug.


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