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in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary
#22312154 - 09/30/15 02:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/name-gary-becoming-extinct-studies-show-no-one-naming-their-babies-gary-anymore
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The Name Gary Is Becoming Extinct: Studies Show No One Is Naming Their Babies Gary Anymore
Gary. By Jonathan Constante, Sat, March 14, 2015
Attention Garys of the world: You are officially becoming more rare.
Or at least that’s the positive way of looking at it.
According to Our Baby Namer, the name Gary is becoming nearly extinct.
Nearly 39,000 babies were named named Gary in the 1950s in the U.S. In 2013, that number dropped to 442, the lowest since 1928.
The name Gary now ranks 578 in the U.S. The last baby girl to be named Gary was in 1997.
The epidemic has even spread elsewhere, with the U.K. reporting that the name has been knocked out of the top 100 baby names. Mohamed, Oliver and Noah are among the leading baby names on the list.
The U.K. also reported that 235 baby boys were named Gary in 1996. That number dropped to 28 in 2013. This, of course, begs the question: “What happened in 2013 that made everyone hate the name Gary?”
We’re not sure, but we have our best people working on it.
Source: Metro UK, OurBabyNamer
will it be you?
imagine the future with not a single Gary, it'll become a Clyde's world, maybe even a Murray's world.
garys will be confined to zoos, and we shall throw peanuts at them, for amusement and pity.
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Salomon]
#22312158 - 09/30/15 02:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ill support the cause. Kids name will be Gary. Its settled.
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Salomon]
#22312166 - 09/30/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Girls named Gary? I've never known a single female Gary. 100% have been male.
I say let it die out, I've never liked that name anyways.
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Salomon] 2
#22312168 - 09/30/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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People actually name their daughter Gary? Wtf?
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Shroomslip]
#22312169 - 09/30/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ahh..I see you noticed that as well.
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Salomon]
#22312177 - 09/30/15 02:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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open ur eyes sal, u already are gary. we all are. welcome gary
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Amanita86]
#22312184 - 09/30/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hey gary might have great tits, you never know, then you'd always be able to remember her because she was gary.
sounds like an austrilian thing to do.
i wanna start that stereotype, austrilias name their girls gary,
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: 404] 1
#22312193 - 09/30/15 02:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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404 said: open ur eyes sal, u already are gary. we all are. welcome gary
i gave your mum a lil of the ol towering gary last nite
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Salomon]
#22312197 - 09/30/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gary should become a slang term for good drugs. "Yoooo that weed was some gary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Salomon] 1
#22312290 - 09/30/15 03:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Salomon said: sounds like an austrilian thing to do.
You know, now that you mention it that does sound like something an Aussie would say. I've known a few Aussies and it is completely within reason for me to imagine some morning where one comes walking up to me on the sidewalk while adjusting his belt and saying something aussielike along the lines of "blazers mate, she was a gary one.."
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: The Moose]
#22312294 - 09/30/15 03:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Moose said: Gary should become a slang term for good drugs. "Yoooo that weed was some gary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i think ur trying to say "Yooo that gary was some good"
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Kinko]
#22312305 - 09/30/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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 Gary looks like he's been hitten the reef a bit hard lately
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Kinko]
#22312323 - 09/30/15 03:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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yea but gary isn't a drug so lets just make it an adjective. For drugs.
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: The Moose]
#22312328 - 09/30/15 03:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It would be better to use it in it's noun form.. for instance you're at work and your boss is standing next to you. You can just say out loud to your buddy..."you seen gary?"...or.."talk to gary lately?".. and your friend can say either "no I haven't heard from him since yesterday", or "yeah I'm supposed to meet up with him after work"... and the boss (like usual) is none the wiser to any of the happenings that take place at work.
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Amanita86]
#22312331 - 09/30/15 03:41 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL. I hope your boss doesn't hover over you so much that something like that is necessary.
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Amanita86]
#22312335 - 09/30/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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..or for instance, the grade. "Yeah I talked to gary, he said he was headed over to (whatever place you're not at)...if the weed sucks, or "yeah I talked to gary and he's supposed to meet up (whatever town youre in) around 5 or so" ...if it's good
...the time can also double as a weight measurement..
Gary works better in its noun form.
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: The Moose]
#22312336 - 09/30/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Moose said: LOL. I hope your boss doesn't hover over you so much that something like that is necessary.
Secret code brah.. use it. There's ears errywhere
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: Amanita86]
#22312339 - 09/30/15 03:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I tell my dealer I want an ounce of weed. Over text. Fuck codes - K.I.S.S. nobody gives a fuck what I'm doing.
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: The Moose]
#22312343 - 09/30/15 03:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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But I was trying to say grade, like its some gary (IE it's some fire, dank, good shit, etc etc)
As for ears everywhere... foil hats indeed
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Re: in a world, where all the gary's are extinct, one man will rise above and become gary [Re: The Moose]
#22312368 - 09/30/15 04:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gary's mood or location decides grade. Just like jessica's, jennifer's eric's and bartholomew's..lol
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