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The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming?
    #22307919 - 09/29/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Scenario:

Something amazing has happened! A collaborative effort in the Chemistry & Pharmacology forum created a new drug with an amazing effect: it transports you body and all to an alien planet that is ideal for sustaining life. The place basically looks like Pandora but there are no diseases, predators or great dangers, just a gorgeous jungle planet full of plants, fungi and animals to eat, and moreover thousands of different kinds of recreational drugs! When you are there you are cured of what ails you and you can only die by misadventure or old age.

The drug is made into blotters and every shroomerite gets a sheet of 100 in the mail :cookiemonster:

If you take one blotter you will be there for a day, if you take two, a week, if you take three, a month and if you take a ten strip you will for the rest of your life be in this paradise, together with the loved ones you recruit and the Shroomerites who choose to go there.


My question to you: will you come live on Shroomery Planet, and how many of your friends and family will you bring? (up to 9 can come with you)




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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Asante]
    #22307924 - 09/29/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:drunkdriver:


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Asante]
    #22307934 - 09/29/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If enough of you are coming, I'll come too and will be taking 9 people with me.


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22307936 - 09/29/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm already there :sun:

See yall soon! (:


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Asante]
    #22307937 - 09/29/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

spread that love, i don't have 9 friends i would want to bring though...  wonder if i can bring my dogs lol


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #22307952 - 09/29/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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ReposadoXochipilli said:
spread that love, i don't have 9 friends i would want to bring though...  wonder if i can bring my dogs lol





Yes you can dose your dogs and other pets.


One of my friends has a lethal neurological condition. Since moving there cures what ails you, I'm pretty sure he'll come along.


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Asante]
    #22307980 - 09/29/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I am not coming man, nothing beats mother earth when it comes to beauty.

Can't we just send every kind of manager and politician there? It'll be fun.


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Asante]
    #22307984 - 09/29/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

nice, im in with probably 5 people and 3 dogs


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Asante]
    #22308015 - 09/29/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Me and my wife and boy are in, let's do this thing. I'm Sure I can wrangle up 7 more willing adventurers to accompany us.



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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Faustoid]
    #22308024 - 09/29/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hell yeah. that sounds like a fuckin utopia


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Asante]
    #22308026 - 09/29/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

sounds like a sham :strokebeard:


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: zZZz]
    #22308041 - 09/29/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck that, how am i gonna watch my tv shows?

Besides i think some kid i used to know took tbat shit, they say he never came back.


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Asante]
    #22308066 - 09/29/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would take a ten strip and bring my whole family.


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: 28064212]
    #22308172 - 09/29/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'll just take the Jolly Roger


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Herbologist]
    #22308202 - 09/29/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Id take a hit, see what its like. If i love it id take enough for a week, then a month, if i love that id take enough to be there a month every few months or so and when i have ten left, id make my decision on whether or not to stay there forever.


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22308208 - 09/29/15 01:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Or id troll people into taking a ten strip so they would be stuck there forever! :trollhide:


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Asante]
    #22308219 - 09/29/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Of course I am coming, its a dream come true!

I would bring my wife and I would invite three of my best friends and my cats.

Ped can you design this drug for us please?


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #22308242 - 09/29/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:

The place basically looks like Pandora but there are no diseases, predators or great dangers, just a gorgeous jungle planet full of plants, fungi and animals to eat





I would not need drugs under these conditions


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Dilsnique]
    #22308253 - 09/29/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Anything to get away from this shitty society. I mean Donald trump is running for president. Idiocracy in the making.


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Bigjonbrews]
    #22308296 - 09/29/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bigjonbrews said: Idiocracy in the making.





Yup.

"Hey that's the guy that broke my tv!"


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Dilsnique]
    #22308412 - 09/29/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

Asante said:

The place basically looks like Pandora but there are no diseases, predators or great dangers, just a gorgeous jungle planet full of plants, fungi and animals to eat





I would not need drugs under these conditions




No but you still need food, man.


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22308722 - 09/29/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My chickens, and cats, and some babe.


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: Luueschen]
    #22308773 - 09/29/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

One of micro's meth induced brainstorming seshs finally paid off, eh?


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Re: The Shroomery Exodus - who's coming? [Re: koods]
    #22308992 - 09/29/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuckin A right I'd go...in a NY minute!!

I'd bring my family of 3 + 7 of my pals would go there with no hesitation. I would be attached to an IV machine 24 / 7, but the needle would be going straight into my temple.:syringe:


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