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Mindzpore
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: LaughingJim]
#4484781 - 08/02/05 09:29 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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LaughingJim said: If I miss a day, I do it twice the next time... Same with stop signs!
Translation ... Days to Age...
Males... 0 = 48, married to ugly chick that puts out a lot 1 = 38, married to hot chick, but he looses the sex argument 2 = 28, single and playin' 3 = 23, single and too busy to get away from PS2 4 = 20, girlfriend puts out a lot, but this fills my time 5 = 18, girlfriend is bi, and PS2 is broken 6 = 17, both girlfriends put out a lot, and PS2 works fine... these were done before dinner 7 = 16, "Green Day", "All By Myself" 8 = 15, 7 days a week, and twice on friday 9 = All ages, Keep trying, you'll finish at least once this week! 10+ = Impossible without the aid of a toy... or your right arm is twice teh size of your left...
Females 0 = 50, All done 1 = 40, Second wind, hubby still thinks he finished you that week 2 = 30, married, hubby still thinks he finished you that week, so did the gardener... 3 = 25, Damn, girl... leave her man alone! 4 = 20, you must work at a strip club... I don't think those times count! 5 = 18, single, playing the field, and still can't get an "O" 6 = 16, Every day except sunday 7 = 15, I should be thrown in jail just for writing this! 8 = None, unless you count "Dry-Humping" your cell phone. 25+ = 25, Hot chick with a tight camel-toe at a strip club... Don't think those times count eather!
i just switch hands back and forth and they get tired.
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mrmadnessrises
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Mindzpore]
#4504793 - 08/06/05 07:41 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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to much, lol i have a steady girfriend and i have sex way to much but even after i still masturbate just to get to sleep... 10 times a week atleast im honest i know half these people arent
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scatmanrav
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mrmadnessrises said: to much, lol i have a steady girfriend and i have sex way to much but even after i still masturbate just to get to sleep... 10 times a week atleast im honest i know half these people arent
Same with me, but probably only 6 times or so a week.
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mianfei
Mr.


Registered: 05/23/10
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Loc: Victoria, Australia
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Mindzpore]
#16150581 - 04/28/12 09:53 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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I masturbate all the time, and on many occasions it has had me kicked out of shops and libraries. I will admit that I have been marginally improved in my ability to control the urge to masturbate when in public, but I always have fear of being seen with my hands down my pants in a public place.
Much of my tendency to masturbate is for titillation pure and simple: masturbating I have always felt to make me focus more on extremely imaginative stories like people flying or being able to live for long periods without food and water.
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Gumby
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Registered: 06/13/01
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mianfei]
#16151286 - 04/28/12 01:40 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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You replied to a 6 year old thread about jacking off. Congrats to you, sir.
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Jadecrayon
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Registered: 10/02/12
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#16958882 - 10/03/12 01:20 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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18% of ladies don't masturbate? Ya'll are missing out.
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mapleleafmarijuana
Archaeotek Magos



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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Jadecrayon]
#16961027 - 10/03/12 06:48 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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i do it 3-4 times a day or i'd be humping trees , fire hydrants, anything with curves
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ohmatic
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Loc: europe
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so apparently i posted here 7 years ago lol
idk 3 times a week or so ?
uh .. i happen to be a nerd with a girlfriend
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Niffla



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Loc: Texas
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Gumby]
#16970008 - 10/05/12 05:00 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gumby said: You replied to a 6 year old thread about jacking off. Congrats to you, sir.

Lmfao
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ShiVersblood
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Niffla]
#20917094 - 12/02/14 01:17 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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3 a day
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TheExperience
FrostedFlake



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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: ShroomOmatic]
#22060583 - 08/07/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude right there with you xD
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Kenneth
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lol holy shit alot of these threads are old
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DavesTrippy
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Kenneth]
#22303623 - 09/28/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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21+
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