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Going to Amsterdam next week.
    #22301280 - 09/28/15 02:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

As title suggests, I'm going to the capital of soft-junk, with my sister.
I've been in Amster twice before. I'm staying at the Plantage Hotel, and I'm as familiar as you can be with a town after two visits. I find my way throught the crooked alleys and fairytale bridges, but haven't found any "golden" spots yet.

I'd love to get some advice on bars, bookshops, coffeeshops outside the city centre, which alley or streets slings the better coke/opiates (oxy/tram/sub).

The reason I ask about opiates is because my sister sort of has a habit.
Okay, nobody ever sort of has a opiate habit. You do or don't.
She does.

I'm not trying to set up a connection or a meeting with anyone.
Just want some friendly advice on how to fiend and enjoy myself.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22301345 - 09/28/15 04:02 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I went to a coffeshop almost as far from the center you can get and other than the fact  it was relaxing because not many people were there, I thought it kind of sucked. As far as weed goes, you can find great weed at the city center areas. I just found that Sativa was more popular than Indica, and I'm an indica person.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22301347 - 09/28/15 04:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't we all :grin: this post will get edited or you'll get banned though :ban: sorry brahmen

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: nice1returns]
    #22301412 - 09/28/15 05:20 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Step one: get some cash.
Step two: locate the Red Light District, look for a sign with a bulldog on it, and buy weed + supplies.
Step three: go to the Spuistraat. Locate the Doors bar. Say hi to the barman, order a drink and go upstairs to smoke.

Guaranteed succes!

There's also an old guy with a white beard walking around, he dresses like a gnome. Buy his mushrooms and give them to your sister, because opiates are the devil and you're not doing her any favours.
There are no trustworthy dealers in Amsterdam, except for that gnome guy.
He rocks.



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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22301467 - 09/28/15 06:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

lol :dumblol:

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: nice1returns]
    #22301522 - 09/28/15 06:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Get out of Amsterdam. 
Lot of other nice cities in holland......much More relaxed and not so pissed about drug turism.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy] * 1
    #22301540 - 09/28/15 07:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Utrecht is awesome
in a lot of ways I like it more than amsterdam
however even if you are into drugs or not
Amsterdam MUST be seen.
It's just too unique to pass it up.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy] * 1
    #22301570 - 09/28/15 07:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Haha yeah, that's actually the best recommendation.
Amsterdam is like a themepark for the tourists, it has nothing to do with the real Country.

Vlissingen is pretty chill, as is Goes, where I live.
Look, just stay out of North and South Holland and you'll be fine. The provinces are really chill.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22301613 - 09/28/15 07:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Turtletotem said:
Haha yeah, that's actually the best recommendation.
Amsterdam is like a themepark for the tourists, it has nothing to do with the real Country.






You could say the same thing about any major city in practically every western country. NYC or LA or San Fran aint America, Berlin aint Germany, London aint the UK, and Budapest aint Hungary. It doesn't mean these cities are "fake" or "theme park like"


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22301622 - 09/28/15 07:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Apollyphelion said:
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Turtletotem said:
Haha yeah, that's actually the best recommendation.
Amsterdam is like a themepark for the tourists, it has nothing to do with the real Country.






You could say the same thing about any major city in practically every western country. NYC or LA or San Fran aint America, Berlin aint Germany, London aint the UK, and Budapest aint Hungary. It doesn't mean these cities are "fake" or "theme park like"




Yeah I know, but Amsterdam is literally theme park like.
It is in fact a real problem for the municipality of Amsterdam, that it is becoming too much like a theme park for tourists. And is being treated as such by said tourists, mainly those from Brittain and the USA.

It was national news and everything!


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22301624 - 09/28/15 07:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Amsterdam is turning into a hipster kingdom. I second the Utrecht suggestion.

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22301634 - 09/28/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Apollyphelion said:
Utrecht is awesome




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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: GoldenEye] * 1
    #22301643 - 09/28/15 07:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Most of those hipsters are Americans tho.
Why do we get all the whiney Justinbieber-wannabe hipster fucks while the cool rednecks and hippies stay away?
What's your deal, Americans?

(This is based on my encounters with tourists in Amsterdam. American adolescents are like... the worst people in the world.)

EDIT: so the point of this post is that Americans have GOT TO raise their kids right from now on. Only YOU can prevent hipsterism.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22301648 - 09/28/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm jelly. I've always wanted to go there.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22301656 - 09/28/15 07:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry I don't have anything to contribute to your thread in terms of places to go, sites to see...

But OP, I am so jealous of you. Please come back & make a journal or thread about your visit. (including how much it cost, places you visited, & so on.) Maybe one day I will go to Amsterdam...

OP, stay safe & have fun!

Take care. :cheers:

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22301668 - 09/28/15 07:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Turtletotem, I haven't been to Amsterdam since 2003, but isn't the Bulldog full of British tourists?

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22301671 - 09/28/15 08:01 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Based off of anecdotal evidence,
Americans are like the 4th worst tourist,
only out dicked by the english, aussies and chinese.

I was in Amsterdam a month ago.
There are shit loads of people from any english speaking country, really.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22301677 - 09/28/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Israeli tourists are also pretty notorious.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #22301679 - 09/28/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know, I never chill there, it's just a place where they got pretty good weed, for Amsterdam.
Usually I take some with me from home anyway. (There's coffeeshops in every city, not just Amsterdam.)
But if you want a place to smoke it, the Doors cafe is the best place, hands down.

There is also a the Doors coffeeshop, but it is like a mirage. I only ever see it from the distance, and when I look for it it is gone :frown:

Hey if a shroomery member ever goes to Amsterdam and wants to meet me, Turtletotem, give me a PM and I'll see if I have the time!


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22301684 - 09/28/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: Yeah, can't forget about the Chinese.
People from the Anglosphere are just rude asshole fratboys who make a fucking mess everywhere they go and harass all the women while failing at rolling joints in a sub-par coffeeshop, but the Chinese get outright bizzare with their obnoxious behaviour.

I don't know about Israeli tourists, never seen one.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22301685 - 09/28/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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somethingsomeonejr said:
As title suggests, I'm going to the capital of soft-junk, with my sister.
I've been in Amster twice before. I'm staying at the Plantage Hotel, and I'm as familiar as you can be with a town after two visits. I find my way throught the crooked alleys and fairytale bridges, but haven't found any "golden" spots yet.

I'd love to get some advice on bars, bookshops, coffeeshops outside the city centre, which alley or streets slings the better coke/opiates (oxy/tram/sub).





Coffee shops outside the city center are often not that great. There's one place that comes to mind though: http://www.kashmirlounge.com/

A 10 minute tram ride from the center, a great shop, large too, check the pics. Good quality hash (IIRC, not been there for a few years).

Another cool shop, in the center is Rokerij, and go the the one on the Singel 8, not the one near Leidseplijn, that one is always very busy IME. Besides, the lighting on Singel 8 is very trippy!

And of course everybody goes to Dampkring from that scene with Cloony and Brad Pitt. That is a tourist magnet though... and a bit smallish.

Also, please don't go to the streets and alleys for any substance. It's asking to get ripped off, either money wise, or quality wise. Can't say much else about it here, just: know your sources.

You're at the Plantage Hotel? You're a 3 minute walk from both the Artis Zoo, and the Hortus Botanicus. Check them out. Both cool places to be on museum level trips. The jungle greenhouse of the Hortus is very cool. It may not be super big, but has cool vibes when you're off baseline.

And yes, we're a theme park compared to the rest of the country. But isn't that just what you want? :wink:

Love, Hanz.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22301691 - 09/28/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yeah there were lots of Chinese tourists when I went to Laos. They actually reminded me a lot of the Asian version of your "typical" American tourist. Big tour busses, kept themselves as isolated as possible from the actual populace of Laos, etc. I could see how they could come off as asshole tourists, although I never really had any encounters with them to speak of as they pretty much kept to themselves.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22301718 - 09/28/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)





WARNING: compared to what your sister may be used to, some heroin might be VERY STRONG in The Netherlands. Foreigners OD-ing due to unexpectedly high strength is a thing here.

MDMA is cheap here, sometimes as cheap as 100 tabs for 150 bucks.
Some Smart Shops sell psilocybin "truffles" and ayahuasca herbs.
Special K is prevalent on the black market as is GHB.
Unique for Holland and Belgium: Street 2C-B tablets.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22301725 - 09/28/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Pretty sure The Bulldog is notorious for having loud British tourists.

I used to like coffee shops in Liedseplien (sp?) the best.  The Noon, the Dolphin, Global Chillage, etc.  Can't remember where the Rokerij is, but they had great bud.

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Asante]
    #22301727 - 09/28/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

WARNING: compared to what your sister may be used to, some heroin might be VERY STRONG in The Netherlands. Foreigners OD-ing due to unexpectedly high strength is a thing here.





Oh shit, that slipped my mind completely!
Good catch, Asante.
It's true, be very careful!


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22301744 - 09/28/15 08:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Pretty sure The Bulldog is notorious for having loud British tourists.

I used to like coffee shops in Liedseplien (sp?) the best.  The Noon, the Dolphin, Global Chillage, etc.  Can't remember where the Rokerij is, but they had great bud.





The times I was there I was not impressed with the Bulldog. Unpleasant people and high prices for mediocre weed. Its a tourist trap based on that its so well known.

I second De Rokerij, but its closed now. That was a connaisseur place.



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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Asante]
    #22301748 - 09/28/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It is? Damn. There goes my street cred!


The Doors bar is still legit, tho.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22301775 - 09/28/15 08:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's not a place to sit and smoke due to it being tiny and crowded but it is a great place to buy: Tweede Kamer. Best coffeeshop if you ask me.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem] * 1
    #22301781 - 09/28/15 08:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Doors is cool.  Blues Brothers is cool.  (Place that uses the Dutch words for 1st Aid) is cool.  Bushdoctor is cool. 

Abraxas sucks.  Barney's sucks. 

Sucks that Rokerij is closed, that place was sweet.

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #22302138 - 09/28/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Turtletotem - I've been to Bulldog,but haven't visited the doors. Thanks man!
And yes, yes - opiates are evil and streetdrugs are no good. If I'd want a morallecture I'd post over at yahooanswers. :wink:


BigFeely123 - I'll return a report! :mushroom2:

Hanz - I've been to the zoo! I'll check out the rest, thanks!

Asante - she's not that into H, but thanks for the heads up.
Special K? Oh, been looking for that! Impossible to find here.
Thank you!


I figure I should get some EZ test kits or something while we're there, if it comes to that.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Asante]
    #22302278 - 09/28/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I second De Rokerij, but its closed now. That was a connaisseur place.





Wtf, ALL of them are?, and I only pick up on it now.. and even after a few years :foreheadslap:  :facepalm: I knew the one on the Amstel was, that eventually changed to another name, but the one on Singel too? Damn that's a shame. What a way to learn something about your own town :lol:

However, the hash at the Kashmirlounge used to be as fine as that of the Rokerij. I always buy at Tweede Kamer, or at Dampkring. I just never sit down and roll up.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22302304 - 09/28/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Awesome! Thank you so much. I would greatly appreciate that. I'm sure others here would also like to see how your trip goes.

Also, concerning reagent test kits, I would highly recommend you get a few if you plan on doing anything else besides weed. They're cheap & a must have for any drug consumer considering they can potentially save your life!

Be safe & have fun. A trip to Amsterdam is probably going to be one that you'll remember forever. :smile:

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22305835 - 09/28/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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somethingsomeonejr said:


I'd love to get some advice on bars, bookshops, coffeeshops outside the city centre, which alley or streets slings the better coke/opiates (oxy/tram/sub).






I wouldn't buy drugs off any of those black dudes who ask you in red light. Since they are never going to see you again there is no reason not to rip you off.

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Asante]
    #22306345 - 09/29/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Asante said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Pretty sure The Bulldog is notorious for having loud British tourists.

I used to like coffee shops in Liedseplien (sp?) the best.  The Noon, the Dolphin, Global Chillage, etc.  Can't remember where the Rokerij is, but they had great bud.





The times I was there I was not impressed with the Bulldog. Unpleasant people and high prices for mediocre weed. Its a tourist trap based on that its so well known.

I second De Rokerij, but its closed now. That was a connaisseur place.






THIS, I was taught by ole dutch guys that you should just skip all coffee shops with an Animal in name. Bulldog for sure


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22306385 - 09/29/15 02:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I would get some h and a few hookers


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22306537 - 09/29/15 04:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have this adolescent dream where I snort coke pr H or dust or any powder off of a prostitutes ass.
A sanitary hazard, yes. A bit chauvinistic, maybe.
But the heart wants what the heart wants.

Although, since my sister is with me, that might be a bad idea.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22306543 - 09/29/15 04:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

you can do it off your sisters ass


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22306620 - 09/29/15 05:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I adore amsterdam I absolutely loved it there.

Didn't do any opiates or coke though, just psychedelic truffles, cannabis and hash, edibles, kratom and coca tea.

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22306624 - 09/29/15 05:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I enjoyed a coffeeshop called Kashmir. I forgot to go but Abraxas is supposed to be the best I think.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22306691 - 09/29/15 05:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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THIS, I was taught by ole dutch guys that you should just skip all coffee shops with an Animal in name. Bulldog for sure




Damn and here I was telling everyone to go to the bulldog, boy is my face red.
In my defence, I usually just bring weed from home.

Anyway I hope you have a good time in Amsterdam, OP.
Funny how a lot of shroomerites visit Amsterdam, we should do a get together there sometime!


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22306720 - 09/29/15 05:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Have been in bulldog once....no need for second visit, overprized, crowded with turists etc...you even have To pay To use the toilet


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22306726 - 09/29/15 06:01 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I forgot to go but Abraxas is supposed to be the best I think.




Abraxas sucked when I was there.

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22306758 - 09/29/15 06:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Have been in bulldog once....no need for second visit, overprized, crowded with turists etc...you even have To pay To use the toilet




Wow, really? I went there, like, 6 months ago, and it wasn't crowded at all, except at the selling point.
We could all sit on the couches, and the toilets where free.

And I like places where it's filled with tourists... keeps the Dutch out :lol:


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22306881 - 09/29/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Bulldog has decent bud but is filled with tourists just looking to get off their ass. I personally found it annoying having to overhear everybody say how "messed up" they were. It's like talking about food while eating. Just sit there and enjoy whatever it is your doing. IMO it seemed shallow to be so fortunate to travel in a country steeped in such beauty and history only venturing there to cop a "semi-legal" buzz.

Abraxas is OK... Alright upstairs lounge and got some great Hindu Kush when I was there. The bartender also gave me some free merchandise since he dug what I was wearing :paradissunsmall:

De Dampkring, again a bit touristy, but they have some spot on hot chocolate. Smoke up, drink some cocoa and walk five minutes towards the Van Gogh museum.

Grey Area is small, so don't expect to sit down, but they do have some of the finest hash the city has to offer.

I thought Barney's Lounge was pretty swanky (there were two locations last time I was there [don't remember which was better]). Good atmosphere and people IME.

Amnesia has a relaxed vibe and good green. Baba (middle eastern themed) too, though can be busy at times.

Greenhouse had sweet product and wasn't full of tourists when I went. Your mileage may vary.

Be sure to check out the museums, go for a boat ride along the canals & rent a bike. The Netherlands really are lovely, so try and get outside the city (maybe Utecht). The countryside is what bards used to sing fairy tales about. Enjoy :jointsmile:

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22307015 - 09/29/15 08:09 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It is More than 10+ years when i was in bulldog. Some changes might have happened :shrug:


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22307179 - 09/29/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Are you planning on frequenting any brothels while you are there OP?


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22308952 - 09/29/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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you can do it off your sisters ass




I want a cake I haven't tasted yet.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22309005 - 09/29/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Oh man I am jealous I had SUCH a good time in Amsterdam with my wiferson, I felt at home there, I felt a deep sense of peace and happiness and acceptance being there. I loved the lifestyle, wake up in the morning, grab a fresh coffee and a "space muffin" edible and smoke a spliff at the coffeeshop, go for a bike ride, grab a beer at a pub...

Heavenly.

And the truffles! Not to be missed!


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22309196 - 09/29/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Are you planning on frequenting any brothels while you are there OP?




Nah, most likely not.
If my sister brings her friend and they go off somewhere, I might get lost and found in a red room.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22309205 - 09/29/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Oh man I am jealous I had SUCH a good time in Amsterdam with my wiferson, I felt at home there, I felt a deep sense of peace and happiness and acceptance being there. I loved the lifestyle, wake up in the morning, grab a fresh coffee and a "space muffin" edible and smoke a spliff at the coffeeshop, go for a bike ride, grab a beer at a pub...

Heavenly.

And the truffles! Not to be missed!




Yeah, I've had the same sense of peace being there.
I'll try the truffles for sure. Been there twice without doing them, now's the time.

They sell cacti there as well, if I'm not mistaken.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Soul-Shine]
    #22309542 - 09/29/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hope you have a good time OP! I'll be visiting the Netherlands in December but will only be doing a couple of day trips to Amsterdam.

All of the coffee shop recs here are much appreciated! It's like Yelp for delinquents.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22312090 - 09/30/15 01:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah, I've had the same sense of peace being there.
I'll try the truffles for sure. Been there twice without doing them, now's the time.

They sell cacti there as well, if I'm not mistaken.




Yeah I believe San Pedro is pretty easy to get in a smartshop, and not too expensive either.
Have fun man :smile:


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22312394 - 09/30/15 04:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Utrecht: RUSSHIA COFFEE SHOP,  BLACK AND WHITE, Sarasani ( if they got they r lisence back (first in holland)
And if in town you might want To check out smartshop called: STATE OF MIND


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22312405 - 09/30/15 04:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Come to the city of Goes in Zeeland, and visit Plan-B, the coffeeshop overlooking the main town square!
You can get there from Amsterdam Central, take the train to Vlissingen central and you won't have to switch, even.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22312409 - 09/30/15 04:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Amsterdam: pollinator company, damkring, grey area, russia, AND many many More. ..ask from locals, they know where quality/price/athmosphere meet.
Same thing with other drugs, try To find local Connection. not a street pusher.
might want To go To Some edm partys...etc


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22312424 - 09/30/15 04:40 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

And the train network is pretty good way To get another cities. Like hop in and after hour you are on another side OF country.
I highly recommend that you make at least one day trip To Utrecht or Some other city.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22312674 - 09/30/15 07:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Utrecht: RUSSHIA COFFEE SHOP,  BLACK AND WHITE, Sarasani ( if they got they r lisence back (first in holland)
And if in town you might want To check out smartshop called: STATE OF MIND




Only State of Mind still exists. When were you last here? :lol:

Sarasani dealt coke under the counter and was closed.
Black and white sold to minors and was closed.

Russhia I have never heard of but I am sure it doesn't exist at the moment. Probably fell victim to the rule that no coffeeshop could be within a 500 meter radius of a school. We lost more than half of the shops that way.

Hi/lo is a good alternative nowadays.

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22313059 - 09/30/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

't Grasje is the name. Never had To write it before lol.
NOT a tourist place for sure, but Some absulutly Amazing hash.
Sad to hear that black and white allso got closed. Guy used To have Some spealitis sometimes.
yep it has been 3 years since last visit. Grasje was still open though.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22313134 - 09/30/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't get decapitated by Muslims OP

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    #22313164 - 09/30/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Haha yeah! 't Grasje is good!! You know your shit sir :thumbup:

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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Soul-Shine]
    #22313620 - 09/30/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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De Dampkring, again a bit touristy, but they have some spot on hot chocolate. Smoke up, drink some cocoa and walk five minutes towards the Van Gogh museum.





For quality De Dampkring is certainly the place, but LoL if walking from there to the Van Gogh seemed like 5 minutes...


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22313955 - 09/30/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Don't get decapitated by Muslims OP




I'll try, Uncle Sam.


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Re: Going to Amsterdam next week. [Re: somethingsomeonejr]
    #22313993 - 09/30/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My girlfriend is from Norway. Nice place bro.

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