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Offlineclock_of_omens
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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: wakeINpeople] * 1
    #22302065 - 09/28/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sorry I blew your conspiracy theory wide open and you are too busy being stunned in the fetal position in the corner because reality came crashing through on you a little too hard.


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #22302085 - 09/28/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I can't follow his theory.  I think he's saying that Alan Moore & Hollywood collaborated with the Masons to make the movie From Hell, in which the Masons confess their role in the murder of several prostitutes over 120 years ago?


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22302113 - 09/28/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think that's about right. He just seems to be confused on whether or not the masons would actually want to do that.


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #22302133 - 09/28/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Besides all that...  What of Freemasonry and the worship of Lucifer?  Or the supposed acknowledgment of Baphomet?





I'm not gonna say that they worship Lucifer.....but this Mason in the video will !!!



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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: wakeINpeople]
    #22302143 - 09/28/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Good, better than that piece of shit Yaweh.


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #22302175 - 09/28/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

^ 5,000 gods worshipped on Earth.

Yours must be the better one.


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #22302178 - 09/28/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So, considering the video above, are you ready to start worshipping Lucifer Moonshoe?

Sound like fun?


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: Peachette]
    #22302210 - 09/28/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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^ 5,000 gods worshipped on Earth.

Yours must be the better one.




We all know from our resident shroomery prophet that Zappa is the one true god.


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #22302240 - 09/28/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The guy with the autistic daughter or Frank Zappa?


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: Peachette]
    #22302255 - 09/28/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Are women allowed to be masons?

What a bout black people, 'minorities'?

Can't believe I used to be afraid of these 'secret' societies.


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: Peachette]
    #22302263 - 09/28/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Peachette said:
The guy with the autistic daughter or Frank Zappa?




All three together form the holy trinity.


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #22302300 - 09/28/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Congrats, bro!

I think you'll dig it.


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #22302309 - 09/28/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Besides all that...  What of Freemasonry and the worship of Lucifer?  Or the supposed acknowledgment of Baphomet?





Not sure why the prospect of people involved in devil worship scares anyone but diehard Christians.

Oh no, that organization worships an imaginary being opposed to my imaginary being!!


Outside of such views, it should not be intimidating.  The most "terrifying" thing about Lucifer is that he refused to worship Man and would only bow to God, so God cast him out for disobeying orders.

Baphomet is a similar scenario, but any such figure would be considered idolatry and against the church.  Many figures from pagan beliefs and other religious traditions, along with their followers, were construed as evil by the church.

If the heaviest thing to level against the Masons is that they are a charitable organization that the church doesn't like, then that is likely more something in their favour than a dark spot. :shrug:

My presupposition is more that the Freemasons did once hold "secret" knowledge -- they were the largest and most influential construction guild of their time; they likely guarded trade secrets in order to monopolize the market.
Such secrets also would have allowed them to charge the church a pretty penny to fund the building of the most elaborate structures of their day -- if any group other than the church knows where the church might be housing saints or riches, it would be the ones who built the churches.
But that is just for the fun of speculation, cannot personally even take myself seriously on the topic of secret wars between age old organizations. :lol:


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: Tantrika]
    #22302340 - 09/28/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm guessing half of you have never even met a mason


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22302355 - 09/28/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My best friend in elementary school was named Mason.


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #22302365 - 09/28/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Other than his cigarette consumption, Frank Zappa being an incarnation of God makes total sense to me. :crazy2:

And I've been meaning to ask, who is Moon and why are you their hoe?


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #22302565 - 09/28/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

FishOilTheKid said:
Besides all that...  What of Freemasonry and the worship of Lucifer?  Or the supposed acknowledgment of Baphomet?




YEP, Get your Factas together. Molok aka baphometh aka evil.
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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #22302641 - 09/28/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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clock_of_omens said:
My best friend in elementary school was named Mason.




The best character on Dead Like Me was Mason.


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: Peachette]
    #22302649 - 09/28/15 12:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Originally a Mason meant someone who did stone work, now it means a reptile triangle flipping great eye worshipping contra-spelungmite


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Re: I am becoming a Mason [Re: twighead]
    #22302657 - 09/28/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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twighead said:
Originally a Mason meant someone who did stone work, now it means a reptile triangle flipping great eye worshipping contra-spelungmite





Not to mention they have secrets of the world, like this:



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