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Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load?
    #22294356 - 09/26/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How high is the chance of pregnancy when you fuck around in there without shooting a load? Ive heard precum doesnt impregnate, some say there's a chance.


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Bridgeburner] * 1
    #22294373 - 09/26/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't want kids, use protection and/or birth control.

Chances of precum getting someone pregnant does not matter at all. You want to risk and just hope you dodge the bullet, you potentially have to live with the consequences.


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Bridgeburner] * 1
    #22294375 - 09/26/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

well son, there's bee's, and there's flowers.  Now a bee can fly from flower to flower to collect pollen, but in doing so he fertilizes the flower so it can produce offspring.

So you see son, you are the bee.  I hope this helps


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22294381 - 09/26/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
well son, there's bee's, and there's flowers.  Now a bee can fly from flower to flower to collect pollen, but in doing so he fertilizes the flower so it can produce offspring.

So you see son, you are the bee.  I hope this helps



very helpful, thanks.

i have an abortion fund just in case anyway.


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Bridgeburner] * 1
    #22294391 - 09/26/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I forgot to mention bee's can't kill seeds, your fund is worthless, pray your flower is as pretty on the outside as it is on the inside for it is the flower that holds your fate


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22294393 - 09/26/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

have you heard of a wonderful little thing called pesticide :cool: ?


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #22294401 - 09/26/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yep and I heard its worthless, enjoy my young sapling the life ahead of you appears rocky.


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22294420 - 09/26/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
yep and I heard its worthless, enjoy my young sapling the life ahead of you appears rocky.



damn your wise words...


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Bridgeburner] * 1
    #22294441 - 09/26/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tell her you aint paying a dime until the paternity test comes back.


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22294455 - 09/26/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Man I'm Almost 25. All the girls in my town have at least one kid. I'm not from this town I'm from Alaska. I don't use condoms id personally drive them to the clinic and pay for there depo shot if this is gonna be a thing. Luckily all the girls I've banged are fixed. As they've already reached there maximum number of kids.

One girl I banged was this black girl I still work with. Has 7 kids. She was a good ass no strings attached lay. Haven't mentioned it once between us but she does have some fire meth.


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Bridgeburner] * 1
    #22294495 - 09/26/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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"Using this practice of “pulling out” as a form of birth control is not entirely reliable. Success rates run anywhere from 73 to 96% effectiveness. In contrast, the birth control pill is more than 99% effective, and the condom, when used correctly, is around 99% effective. In general, the withdrawal method is not always the best method of birth control."




Odds are in your favor.


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #22294502 - 09/26/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bridgeburner said:
have you heard of a wonderful little thing called pesticide :cool: ?




Is this the one where you push the refusenik won't get an abortion down the stairs?


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22294534 - 09/26/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Man I'm Almost 25. All the girls in my town have at least one kid. I'm not from this town I'm from Alaska. I don't use condoms id personally drive them to the clinic and pay for there depo shot if this is gonna be a thing. Luckily all the girls I've banged are fixed. As they've already reached there maximum number of kids.

One girl I banged was this black girl I still work with. Has 7 kids. She was a good ass no strings attached lay. Haven't mentioned it once between us but she does have some fire meth.




Do you have aids yet?


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: koods] * 1
    #22294545 - 09/26/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nope never had a single std. I get checked every time. And I've made a lot of poor decisions in my life.

Koods you've been being an asshole lately. What gives? Try the right side of the bed its better


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #22294546 - 09/26/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bridgeburner said:
How high is the chance of pregnancy when you fuck around in there without shooting a load? Ive heard precum doesnt impregnate, some say there's a chance.




JUST LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU:


www.noob.com


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22294547 - 09/26/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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...pray your flower is as pretty on the outside as it is on the inside for it is the flower that holds your fate




Dem are words of wisdom right there.


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #22294627 - 09/26/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

precum can make a baby if it's your second round without peeing to clear the tube.


precum before you actually bust is just seminal fluid (no sperm), but there can be sperm in the urethra still if you go back in there.


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22294639 - 09/26/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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precum can make a baby if it's your second round without peeing to clear the tube.


precum before you actually bust is just seminal fluid (no sperm), but there can be sperm in the urethra still if you go back in there.




gotcha! told her to notify my as soon as her cunt is full of blood.


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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #22294662 - 09/26/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bridgeburner said:
How high is the chance of pregnancy when you fuck around in there without shooting a load? Ive heard precum doesnt impregnate, some say there's a chance.



Apparently it can happen, but I don't think it's too common at all. Are you sure she really is pregnant and didn't just make it up as part of some nutty power play? Because that is very very common.


This kind of situation too:



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Re: Pregnancy scare: without shooting a load? [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #22294671 - 09/26/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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gotcha! told her to notify my as soon as her cunt is full of blood.




You mad romantic fool you. Swoons.


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