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Invisibleshadyy
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here's a scenario
    #22292269 - 09/26/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

one person: it started out as a long-distance relationship
person two: ah, long-distance relationships...I used to be in one of those
one person: what happened?
person two: well, I learned that....


fill in the blank, but make it involve sex and how it just couldn't work being so far apart...spice it up however you like, but you have to make LDRs sound impractical 

I don't care if they're doable, just make it sound like they aren't


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: shadyy]
    #22292382 - 09/26/15 09:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:confused:

Seriously wtf, I don't get what I'm supposed to answer or why. I dunno if I'm trying to give my experiences, help you talk someone out of it, or if this is just some weird hypothetical game.

What I've learned is they simply do not work. I was bout 13 or so when internet really started taking off and there were plenty of LDRs. Not just by me, but friends as well. Every single one failed, and almost always for the same reason.. One of the two found someone "in real life" to be with and no one gave a shit about the person you'd only talked to through the phone or computer.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22292458 - 09/26/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What don't you get? OP wants to jack off to LTR porn.


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: koods]
    #22293323 - 09/26/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you people suck


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: shadyy]
    #22293345 - 09/26/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Good start. Who do we suck?


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: koods]
    #22293362 - 09/26/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

koods, tell me long-distance relationships can't work. and tell me why.

remember...they can't. work.


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: shadyy]
    #22293382 - 09/26/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Your presentation of the question sucks. It's difficult to comprehend what you're asking even though you think you made it very clear. Fill in the blank with what? Experiences? Opinions? Concocted randomness?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22293400 - 09/26/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're just supposed to bullshit (or not) about why long-distance relationships won't work, from a first-person perspective.

Imagine you're trying to convince the other person to steer clear of them.

Make up a story (or don't) about why "your LDR" didn't work out.


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22293416 - 09/26/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I know a couple people who had amazing relationships that started off long distance. I have a buddy in England who met his gf playing minecraft(she lived in South Carolina). Then they met eachother in real life, visited evey 2 months, and now they live together.

Sorry to break your bubble OP. But long distance relationships can work, they're just hard as hell. And IMO, it takes people who really love eachother for who they are.


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #22293417 - 09/26/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This thread is weird


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: Achillita]
    #22293430 - 09/26/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

God dammit. I know they can work.

But you're supposed to be convincing me that they don't. Preferably from a "personal experience," told in first-person.


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: koods]
    #22293438 - 09/26/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

By long distance relationship do you mean cybersex on MMORPG servers? Because if not, I don't know how to properly respond to this thread.


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: shadyy]
    #22293443 - 09/26/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
God dammit. I know they can work.





:archiebunker:


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: Peachette]
    #22293449 - 09/26/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Peachette said:
By long distance relationship do you mean cybersex on MMORPG servers?




No?


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: shadyy]
    #22293464 - 09/26/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:badmanthisfeels:


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: Peachette]
    #22293484 - 09/26/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Alright. Imagine you're a bear.

This other bear comes along and is all like, "Yeah, it started out as a long-distance relationship."

Then you're like, "Ah, long-distance relationships...I used to be in one of those."

Then the other bear gets curious and is all, "What happened?"

Then you, the first bear, go, "Well, I learned that..."


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: shadyy]
    #22293491 - 09/26/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Refer to the above then.

LDRs are for ridiculously desperate introverts that desire a connection with someone but cannot obtain it any other way. As soon as someone in the flesh shows up, you can bet your ass the "relationship" is over.

The only real exception is people who have been together for awhile before having to do the LDR thing, like going to 2 different colleges and more times than not, in the end, the same thing still happens.

In my teenage years I had many LDRs thanks to the internet. When the above happened (someone here came along) the shit was over. Bird in the hand and all. Nobody is sucking my dick from 500 miles away. I'm just not that hung.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22293499 - 09/26/15 01:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Alright, that's not bad. What else ya got...


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Re: here's a scenario [Re: shadyy]
    #22293507 - 09/26/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's pretty much it. When you're alone it's easy to say you're devoted to someone you only talk to over the phone or through the internet. When the real deal is right there in your face, you suddenly realize how retarded it is to "be loyal".


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: here's a scenario [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22293513 - 09/26/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What do you mean? Like, you want to cheat? This is getting dark.


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