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Make your own dark chocolate 6
#22287703 - 09/25/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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So, I'm a bit of a chocolate snob these days, and I have a hard time finding any that really does it for me.
Naturally, I decided to cut out the middle man and make my own dark ass chocolate 
This is only my second batch, so I'm sure I'll make tweaks down the road, and maybe come back and change the ratios and stuff, but for now, it comes out pretty damn tasty.
It seriously takes like 20 minutes, and is pretty simple. The hardest part is finding ingredients, and clean up.
Here we go -
Crack a beer, and get all your ducks in a row.
You'll need - Cacao Butter cacao powder some kind of sweetener (local honey, agave, maple syrup) vanilla extract
Optional - cheese grater (makes the cacao butter melt faster when ground up) rubber spatula (highly recommended for getting all of it out of the pot) molds (if you're tryina get fancy and impress the bitches) hemp oil (cause it's heady and sounds cool) fancy foil (again, bitches . . )
Once you got all that stuff ready to go, let's get started.
- Measure out 100 grams of Cacao butter, and crush or grate it.

put it on a really low heat, and wait until it's all melted, stirring occasionally.
While we wait, lets prep the rest of our ingredients.
Use between 120-150ml of cacao powder, and about 10-20ml of sweetener if you like it really dark(I use farmers market honey ). add more to taste if it's too bitter. add about 10-15ml of vanilla extract. if you go on the heavy end with the cacao powder like I did, this recipe will make a real nice, slightly bitter, dark chocolate.

mix all this together and get stirring.

after about 5-10 minutes it should start to become uniform, and work any lumps out. kill the heat, and proceed to keep stirring until it cools down considerably. this is how it should look at this point

you can see a slight separation of color. keep stirring until all the chocolate is uniform in color and texture, and starts just subtly thicken.
If you're tryina impress the bitches, get a sweet ass mold. they're cheap on amazon, and look so much cooler. I used the edge of a cutting board to scrape the mold plate clean and make sure all the chocolate was in there.

You can just pour it on a slightly beveled plate too if you don't wanna go for the molds.
Cover in foil, and throw in the freezer for 15-30 min.
Pop those thangs out and enjoy!!
***I'm still pretty new to this, so if anyone reading is like a chocolate guru or something, please school me.
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Edited by Mr.PhilCybin (10/02/15 09:56 PM)
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#22287751 - 09/25/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow nice job! That looks awesome!
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chicksgrowtoo said: Wow nice job! That looks awesome!
~The bitches
niiiice.
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22288059 - 09/25/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I saw the store-bought mushrooms in the first pic and thought you might have been making chocolate covered shrooms
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#22288113 - 09/25/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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nope, that was just dinner I had sitting on the counter
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#22288166 - 09/25/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I see you got your molds now, very nice! That chocolate was bomb btw you should have me be your guinea pig again sometime hehe
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yeah the molds came out rad!
haha will do, I might be in town on monday
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22288249 - 09/25/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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So do you just put them straight into the mold without greasing it or anything? I want to try this but I'm not sure where to get coaco butter.
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22288277 - 09/25/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did you ever get a chance to try out that brownie? I'm sure it didn't taste as good as your chocolate but I'm hoping it made up in other ways
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chicksgrowtoo said: So do you just put them straight into the mold without greasing it or anything? I want to try this but I'm not sure where to get coaco butter.
you can get the butter online no doubt but woudl of thought most supermarkets will have it, or google chocoalte specialist stores in yur area, im gonna have to try this myself but as for your question im certain most chocolate will pop out of moulds, and think when was the last time you had any chocolate slightly covered in oil to help it out
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chicksgrowtoo said: So do you just put them straight into the mold without greasing it or anything? I want to try this but I'm not sure where to get coaco butter.
I found it at my local hippie health food store, but you can find it online too. the cacao powder I had to go online for. yeah, no grease the plastic is smooth enough that it doesn't stick.Quote:
OsculateOfDemise said: Did you ever get a chance to try out that brownie? I'm sure it didn't taste as good as your chocolate but I'm hoping it made up in other ways 
I didn't!  I totally forgot it in my friends fridge before I got to try it
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22288354 - 09/25/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whhhhhhaaat. Well I hope someone enjoyed it and it didn't go to waste although I am a bit disappointed since it was the last one I specially saved for you.
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it won't go wasted, and i bet some of it will be left when I come back down in a month.
I really appreciated it, just spaced out when I packed and left at 4am after not much sleep
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22288557 - 09/25/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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if your going through all that trouble you should have at least made fudge, or put peanut butter inside them
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22288577 - 09/25/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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u forgot the shroom powder op
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: 404]
#22288598 - 09/25/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: if your going through all that trouble you should have at least made fudge, or put peanut butter inside them
yeah I thought about that after it was done about the pb. fudge is meh, but the pb cups are gonna happen
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patience young grasshopper.
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22289394 - 09/25/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Have you considered remelting and tempering the chocolates? They will have a nice glossy shine, melt at a higher temp, and the cocoa butter won't separate and blossom if stored for a long time.
Adding a very small amount of wax will also help them hold their shape and melt at a higher temp.
They look good though, and you make it look easy to make from scratch! Makes me want to make truffles haha
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Toadstool5]
#22291710 - 09/26/15 03:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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ooo truffles are fun! and fudge too if you dont crystalize it but tastes good whatever, not made either for a loooong time proberly since i was a kid as i was always baking
muffins and choc chip cookies was my last venture but i found my self over the last few batches not baking the whole lot and keeping a log of dough in the fridge and cutting of a few so i always have a fresh baked cookie in 10 mins
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Toadstool5]
#22292829 - 09/26/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Toadstool5 said: Have you considered remelting and tempering the chocolates? They will have a nice glossy shine, melt at a higher temp, and the cocoa butter won't separate and blossom if stored for a long time.
Adding a very small amount of wax will also help them hold their shape and melt at a higher temp.
They look good though, and you make it look easy to make from scratch! Makes me want to make truffles haha 
Yeah I've been looking into tempering, and will probably try it out soon. for the most part, im really pleased at how even the chocolate came out without it though.
thanks for the wax idea though, I was thinking I should stabilize it so I can take it out with me without worrying about meltage.
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22293949 - 09/26/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What kind of mold is that? link to amazon please ive looked through alot of chocolate molds on there and never seen those I would love to get them.
i'd also like to know where you got the fancy foil 
know how to make milk chocolate or a semisweet? would be cool to make homeade chocolates
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Xiliad]
#22293982 - 09/26/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Xiliad said: What kind of mold is that? link to amazon please ive looked through alot of chocolate molds on there and never seen those I would love to get them.
i'd also like to know where you got the fancy foil 
know how to make milk chocolate or a semisweet? would be cool to make homeade chocolates
sorry brah, that's my signature mold 
here's the foil though
yeah, milk chocolate just has milk or cream in it im pretty sure. I don't know what else might be involved though, I don't really fuck with milk.
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Xiliad]
#22294142 - 09/26/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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good stuff, i will try this
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22294352 - 09/26/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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sorry brah, that's my signature mold 
You have upset the gods! You shall be smited, your signature DESTROYED as I reveal it to the shroomery thousands will copy it and post pictures of them to this thread and forever you will no longer feel special with your special chocolate molds
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22294575 - 09/26/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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nice looking chocolates. also i had no idea that cocoa butter was white. thought it would be dark like the final product.
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22295353 - 09/26/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: sorry brah, that's my signature mold 
but, but, but... I need to impress the bitches  how will i ever get laid with just goat cheese, almond milk, and nutella?  oh I see it says pavoni on the side in that picture there, nevermind 
and my god they got some awesome fancy looking molds
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22319062 - 10/01/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: patience young grasshopper.
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: filthyknees]
#22319929 - 10/01/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I love you Mr.PhilCybin
Tommorow I go to the city and look for these ingredients
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Xiliad]
#22321114 - 10/01/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Xiliad said: What kind of mold is that?
Have you checked out craft stores for molds, they usually have several different types.
I bought all my molds at Michaels craft store. This thread is awesome, am going to try this soon, but probably look online for some really cool molds you don't see everywhere.
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Lucis] 3
#22321495 - 10/01/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Find a starfish mold. That way, you can ask people if they want to taste your chocolate starfish
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A little pinch of salt in the recipe would do you wonders. It'd open up all the flavors of the cacao. Not enough to be salty, just a little bit.
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: 36fuckin5]
#22508946 - 11/11/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, I've since added salt. this was the first run and I'm still not sure how I missed it honestly 
The only major changes I've made since the OP is the addition of some sea salt, a little more sweetener usually (agave works better than honey cause the honey wasn't mixing well), and I keep it in the freezer longer cause the core of the chocolate wasn't freezing completely and making it difficult to pull from the molds.
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