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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Make your own dark chocolate * 6
    #22287703 - 09/25/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So, I'm a bit of a chocolate snob these days, and I have a hard time finding any that really does it for me.

Naturally, I decided to cut out the middle man and make my own dark ass chocolate :thumbup:

This is only my second batch, so I'm sure I'll make tweaks down the road, and maybe come back and change the ratios and stuff, but for now, it comes out pretty damn tasty.

It seriously takes like 20 minutes, and is pretty simple.  The hardest part is finding ingredients, and clean up.

Here we go -

Crack a beer, and get all your ducks in a row.

You'll need -
Cacao Butter
cacao powder
some kind of sweetener (local honey, agave, maple syrup)
vanilla extract

Optional -
cheese grater (makes the cacao butter melt faster when ground up)
rubber spatula (highly recommended for getting all of it out of the pot)
molds (if you're tryina get fancy and impress the bitches)
hemp oil (cause it's heady and sounds cool)
fancy foil (again, bitches . . )

Once you got all that stuff ready to go, let's get started.

- Measure out 100 grams of Cacao butter, and crush or grate it.


put it on a really low heat, and wait until it's all melted, stirring occasionally.

While we wait, lets prep the rest of our ingredients.

Use between 120-150ml of cacao powder, and about 10-20ml of sweetener if you like it really dark(I use farmers market honey :thumbup:).  add more to taste if it's too bitter. add about 10-15ml of vanilla extract. if you go on the heavy end with the cacao powder like I did, this recipe will make a real nice, slightly bitter, dark chocolate.


mix all this together and get stirring.


after about 5-10 minutes it should start to become uniform, and work any lumps out.
kill the heat, and proceed to keep stirring until it cools down considerably.
this is how it should look at this point


you can see a slight separation of color. keep stirring until all the chocolate is uniform in color and texture, and starts just subtly thicken.

If you're tryina impress the bitches, get a sweet ass mold.  they're cheap on amazon, and look so much cooler.  I used the edge of a cutting board to scrape the mold plate clean and make sure all the chocolate was in there.


You can just pour it on a slightly beveled plate too if you don't wanna go for the molds.

Cover in foil, and throw in the freezer for 15-30 min.

Pop those thangs out and enjoy!!



***I'm still pretty new to this, so if anyone reading is like a chocolate guru or something,
please school me.

:cheers:


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Edited by Mr.PhilCybin (10/02/15 09:56 PM)


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22287751 - 09/25/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wow nice job! That looks awesome!

~The bitches


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #22287777 - 09/25/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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chicksgrowtoo said:
Wow nice job! That looks awesome!

~The bitches



:sploosh: niiiice.


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22288059 - 09/25/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I saw the store-bought mushrooms in the first pic and thought you might have been making chocolate covered shrooms


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #22288113 - 09/25/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

nope, that was just dinner I had sitting on the counter :lol:


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22288166 - 09/25/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I see you got your molds now, very nice! That chocolate was bomb btw you should have me be your guinea pig again sometime hehe


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 1
    #22288197 - 09/25/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yeah the molds came out rad!

haha will do, I might be in town on monday :smirk:


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22288249 - 09/25/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So do you just put them straight into the mold without greasing it or anything? I want to try this but I'm not sure where to get coaco butter.


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22288277 - 09/25/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Did you ever get a chance to try out that brownie? I'm sure it didn't taste as good as your chocolate but I'm hoping it made up in other ways :wink:


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #22288304 - 09/25/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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chicksgrowtoo said:
So do you just put them straight into the mold without greasing it or anything? I want to try this but I'm not sure where to get coaco butter.




you can get the butter online no doubt but woudl of thought most supermarkets will have it, or google chocoalte specialist stores in yur area, im gonna have to try this myself
but as for your question im certain most chocolate will pop out of moulds, and think when was the last time you had any chocolate slightly covered in oil to help it out


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22288329 - 09/25/15 01:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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chicksgrowtoo said:
So do you just put them straight into the mold without greasing it or anything? I want to try this but I'm not sure where to get coaco butter.



I found it at my local hippie health food store, but you can find it online too. the cacao powder I had to go online for.
yeah, no grease :thumbup:  the plastic is smooth enough that it doesn't stick.
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OsculateOfDemise said:
Did you ever get a chance to try out that brownie? I'm sure it didn't taste as good as your chocolate but I'm hoping it made up in other ways :wink:



I didn't! :sad:
I totally forgot it in my friends fridge before I got to try it :sad:


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22288354 - 09/25/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Whhhhhhaaat. Well I hope someone enjoyed it and it didn't go to waste although I am a bit disappointed since it was the last one I specially saved for you.:sad:


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22288376 - 09/25/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

it won't go wasted, and i bet some of it will be left when I come back down in a month.

I really appreciated it, just spaced out when I packed and left at 4am after not much sleep


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22288557 - 09/25/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

if your going through all that trouble you should have at least made fudge, or put peanut butter inside them:facepalm:


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22288577 - 09/25/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

u forgot the shroom powder op :hehehe:


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: 404]
    #22288598 - 09/25/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
if your going through all that trouble you should have at least made fudge, or put peanut butter inside them:facepalm:



yeah I thought about that after it was done about the pb.  fudge is meh, but the pb cups are gonna happen
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u forgot the shroom powder op :hehehe:



patience young grasshopper.


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22289394 - 09/25/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Have you considered remelting and tempering the chocolates? They will have a nice glossy shine, melt at a higher temp, and the cocoa butter won't separate and blossom if stored for a long time.

Adding a very small amount of wax will also help them hold their shape and melt at a higher temp.

They look good though, and you make it look easy to make from scratch! Makes me want to make truffles haha :munchies:


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Toadstool5]
    #22291710 - 09/26/15 03:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

ooo truffles are fun! and fudge too if you dont crystalize it but tastes good whatever, not made either for a loooong time proberly since i was a kid as i was always baking

muffins and choc chip cookies was my last venture but i found my self over the last few batches not baking the whole lot and keeping a log of dough in the fridge and cutting of a few so i always have a fresh baked cookie in 10 mins :smile:


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Toadstool5]
    #22292829 - 09/26/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Toadstool5 said:
Have you considered remelting and tempering the chocolates? They will have a nice glossy shine, melt at a higher temp, and the cocoa butter won't separate and blossom if stored for a long time.

Adding a very small amount of wax will also help them hold their shape and melt at a higher temp.

They look good though, and you make it look easy to make from scratch! Makes me want to make truffles haha :munchies:



Yeah I've been looking into tempering, and will probably try it out soon.  for the most part, im really pleased at how even the chocolate came out without it though.

thanks for the wax idea though, I was thinking I should stabilize it so I can take it out with me without worrying about meltage. :thumbup:


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Re: Make your own dark chocolate [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22293949 - 09/26/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What kind of mold is that? link to amazon please ive looked through alot of chocolate molds on there and never seen those I would love to get them.

i'd also like to know where you got the fancy foil :lol:

know how to make milk chocolate or a semisweet? would be cool to make homeade chocolates


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