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Shroomopotamus
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I was abducted a couple nights ago
#22287424 - 09/25/15 07:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Two nights ago I had a "dream" involving aliens. I don't remember much, I just remember aliens. When I woke up I had a bit of a choked up breath and a fast heart beat. I also noticed my laptop screen was on as if something must have touched or moved it.
As I was laying in bed, I noticed something in the other room. I had my bedroom door cracked open which is how I saw. In the other room is a little 4 watt lamp that's on most of the time, it's a mushroom lamp. I could see the lamp through the crack in the open door. Aside from that, it was darkness, but I saw the lamp go black for a second twice. Something walked in front of it. The two times it went black were spread out by about a minute or so. I didn't move an inch until my neck began to hurt from looking that way. It hasn't been flickering since, it hasn't been on and off, the bulb isn't dying.
There was an alien in my apartment two nights ago.
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: Shroomopotamus] 1
#22287430 - 09/25/15 08:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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They're coming for you
Soon they will use their tractor beam to pull you into their hidden mothership and insert probes into your anus
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Any idea what they wanted from you?
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that's just the schizophrenia going on full-throttle
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: Turtletotem]
#22287441 - 09/25/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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dude! ask them to give you information about our universe! kinda like tesla, you could maybe help invent the next best thing!!!
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nicechrisman
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They want to take you home!
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: Sheekle]
#22287445 - 09/25/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's just what the aliens want him to think
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: Turtletotem]
#22287447 - 09/25/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Turtletotem said: Any idea what they wanted from you?
 I dunno, like I said I really don't remember much. I feel like it would be kinda like a fish asking a fish what a fisherman wanted with it.
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: Shroomopotamus] 1
#22287449 - 09/25/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You probably just have such a sweet ass that they want to probe it
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: nicechrisman]
#22287476 - 09/25/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It ain't too shabby, but I woke up feeling totally normal aside from the fast heart rate and choked up breathing. I was anxious as fuck going to sleep last night but pretty calm about it all now. Slept with the lights on half dressed though.
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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badchad
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melt harder brah.
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nicechrisman
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bthrt?
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: nicechrisman]
#22287484 - 09/25/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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no, butt's k
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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nice1returns
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I read a lot of adbduction stories but this doesn't qualify as believable.
Its not even funny either 
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: nicechrisman] 2
#22287493 - 09/25/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
nicechrisman said: They want to take you home!
If I knew the way I would take you home.
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: Le_Canard]
#22287497 - 09/25/15 08:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Heh, Earthman. Reminds me of the Robot stories.
Maybe they where robots from the future instead of aliens?
No I'm not taking the piss out on you, Shroomopotamus. How do you know they where aliens and not, for example, demons, spirits, witches, gnomes, elves or any other creature that reportedly abducts humans since the beginning of history?
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: Turtletotem]
#22287512 - 09/25/15 08:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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nice1returns said: I read a lot of adbduction stories but this doesn't qualify as believable.
Its not even funny either  
OK mr alien scientist. 
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Turtletotem said: Heh, Earthman. Reminds me of the Robot stories.
Maybe they where robots from the future instead of aliens?
No I'm not taking the piss out on you, Shroomopotamus. How do you know they where aliens and not, for example, demons, spirits, witches, gnomes, elves or any other creature that reportedly abducts humans since the beginning of history?
slight memories of the "dream" I guess. You see humanoid lookin' non human typea dudes and alien comes to mind. But again, I don't remember much at all prior to coming to in bed when I saw what I saw outside of the "dream"
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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nice1returns
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Im convinced
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KrishnaDreamer
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: nice1returns]
#22287793 - 09/25/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've had an incredibly detailed dream of being dissected alive by aliens before. It was extremely painful and the experience was pretty realistic, from the interior of the room, to seeing my flayed open body. Pretty crazy experience, not one I'd like to have again.
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They wanted dat ass obviously.
Nah but did you feel paralyzed? It was probably sleep paralysis.
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22287831 - 09/25/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yep, but then again if you were dissecting a live human you'd probably want them paralyzed as well.
Who knows really?
I definitely remember there being 3 of them.
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The Fair Folk became Demons, wich in turn became Aliens. But the process is always the same.
I wonder what they'll be next?
(Not saying it isn't real btw)
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: Sheekle]
#22287851 - 09/25/15 10:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: that's just the schizophrenia going on full-throttle
You are closer to the truth than OP.
Amazing what people can convince themselves of. A light goes off for a second in another room - must be an alien. Not a burglar. Not a bear. Not a moth. Not a power glitch. An alien.
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: I was abducted a couple nights ago [Re: koods]
#22288021 - 09/25/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: They wanted dat ass obviously.
Nah but did you feel paralyzed? It was probably sleep paralysis.
No, it wasn't sleep paralysis. I have had an alien dream with sleep paralysis in the past though which was terrifying.
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Sheekle said: that's just the schizophrenia going on full-throttle
You are closer to the truth than OP.
Amazing what people can convince themselves of. A light goes off for a second in another room - must be an alien. Not a burglar. Not a bear. Not a moth. Not a power glitch. An alien. 
Says a fucking government shill. You broke sheekle. Both of you are  There's a difference in how a light looks going on and off in comparison to something moving from one side of it to the other. Plus, my laptop was on when I woke up, something had to have touched or moved it. Something was in my apartment.
If the power went off for a second I would have known because I would have had to reset my internet modem but that wasn't the case.
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
Edited by Shroomopotamus (09/25/15 11:53 AM)
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