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What does your ideal sexual partner look like?
    #22287191 - 09/25/15 05:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Alright shroomery, what kind of sexy lady (or fella if ya swing that way) is your ideal woman to plow?

:devito:

For me its a tall blondie with nice hair, preferably a year or 2 younger than me.

Firm perky breasts but not too big. Cute little booty. And shes deffinitely got to have some beautiful eyes to look at.

When were just hooking up personality isnt too important but shes got to be at least somewhat educated and not a total obnoxious dumb sorority type girl. I like deep conversations post-bone.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22287195 - 09/25/15 05:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Pics or GTFO


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22287204 - 09/25/15 06:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I had my dream girl, but she left me. So I'll fuck pretty much any girl who's at least a five :shrug:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #22287220 - 09/25/15 06:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

by 5 you mean 5 foot tall or 5 foot long? :subwayjared:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
    #22287226 - 09/25/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm a huge sucker for redheads



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22287230 - 09/25/15 06:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

garey busey


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #22287236 - 09/25/15 06:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't really have one. I strongly desire all different types of women.

If I had to just randomly pick a person out my head that most closely encompasses the traits I find most desirable, It'd be someone like her:



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22287285 - 09/25/15 06:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm a huge sucker for redheads






I bet she has the brightest red asshole, it probably lights up a dark room.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #22287289 - 09/25/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would plow her til the cows come home

And the cows would never come home


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22287442 - 09/25/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Slender. Brown hair. Blue eyes. 5"7" 120 pounds, toned, medium hair length, straight nose, white, C cups, shaved vag, slightly tanned.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState] * 8
    #22287461 - 09/25/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Probably human. Most likely female. Hopefully alive.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22287564 - 09/25/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



The girl on the left is my idea of the perfect female physical form. Tall, blonde, pretty eyes, nice tits and ass. That bitch gets crazy at parties....

However despite her being the girl I find most physically appealing I probably wouldn't date her. She is pretty snobby and her personality is vapid :shrug:

After my recent Shrooming experience I came to realize that looks and physical attraction are not everything. Right now I'm dating a cute blonde similar to the girl in the pic but I'm starting to develop other feelings for this thick brunette girl which is pretty much the opposite of what I just said I thought was physically attractive. What matters most to me is a girls ability to bring happiness and love to my life. She doesn't have to be a tall sexy blonde like the one in the pic, she can be a cute brunette too with an awesome personality that makes me happy.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22287573 - 09/25/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If we're just talking about looks then....


Petite

Perfect Ass

Piercing's and tattoo's


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22287585 - 09/25/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Probably human. Most likely female. Hopefully alive.




lol this. :manofapproval:


But in all seriousness. You will never know the perfect girl until you see her. You think you know what you would want. Based upon what you have seen,

But you truly would never know the perfect girl until you see her and understand how everything comes together. I mean "perfect" for me I would go so deep into how she sounds, talks, thinks,acts... but that's just because that's what I desire based upon my experience threw life.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Burning Warrior]
    #22287597 - 09/25/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Jenifer love hewitt, maybe moreso if her and kat von d had a baby...... and the baby was like 23 because i like girls a little older than me


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Burning Warrior]
    #22287598 - 09/25/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've already seen her, and I lost her

But I don't mind waiting a lifetime til the next one comes along or never at all


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22287607 - 09/25/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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I've already seen her, and I lost her

But I don't mind waiting a lifetime til the next one comes along or never at all






I know how that feels man.



I felt that way for a long time, but just recently had a girl i've been really close with come back into my life.  Which I didn't expect to happen.


I hope the best for you.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Big Worm]
    #22287613 - 09/25/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: sunkeep]
    #22287628 - 09/25/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I love redheads. My first love was a redhead.
Fucking hate blondes everyone wants a blondie, they are a dime a dozen.

But in all reality one woman is never enough for me. Have to have variety or i get bored.
Thats one thing so amazing about them beautiful creatures that are females, they come in all shapes, sizes, and personality. All uniquely beautiful in their own ways.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: sunkeep]
    #22287630 - 09/25/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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:youshouldtapthat:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Mental Taco]
    #22287635 - 09/25/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Big booty thats not "fat" and cottage cheesy but still nice and big and soft.
D breast with little nipples, a good amount of tattoos but not covered in em, and brunette. Skinny but not anorexic looking.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Niffla]
    #22287653 - 09/25/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

brunettes with blue eyes mesmerize me every time without fail





kimberly williams back in her day or zooey  for example


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Niffla]
    #22287697 - 09/25/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

pretty much...

all the guys i've been with these past several years >.>

this one was cute

i made my boyfriend watch him fuck the hell out of me that night

then i fucked the hell out of my boyfriend the next morning



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro] * 1
    #22287749 - 09/25/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)


I am fortunate and already have my ideal sexual partner :smile: 5"2, petite, maybe like 100 lbs, A Cups, and long legs despite her short height :smile: Been with her four 5.5 years now :smile:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Pariahprose]
    #22287752 - 09/25/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

broken link >.<


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro]
    #22287755 - 09/25/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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broken link >.<




I fixed it :smile:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro]
    #22287758 - 09/25/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

micro said:
pretty much...

all the guys i've been with these past several years >.>

this one was cute

i made my boyfriend watch him fuck the hell out of me that night

then i fucked the hell out of my boyfriend the next morning






You sound like a freak! Nothing wrong w/ that btw ~.^


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Pariahprose]
    #22287763 - 09/25/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I fixed it :smile:




aww, cute :3


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro]
    #22287783 - 09/25/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Interesting how different peoples opinions are,
i like a brunnette with brown eyes, small nose too


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro] * 1
    #22287784 - 09/25/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I always likles her look


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: nice1returns]
    #22287796 - 09/25/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nice1returns said:
Interesting how different peoples opinions are,
i like a brunnette with brown eyes, small nose too



Most people seem to go for the toothpick type women. I love girls who are big but not "fat".



That shit is insanely sexy.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22287977 - 09/25/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Shroomery user Mike_yy :inlove3: :grin:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #22288062 - 09/25/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I like my men on the tall side. I like looking up to them. I like long arms, broad chests, and big hands. Gingers and blondes are a real turn on for me. I don't need too many muscles or too little fat; a solid, substantial body to grab on to is great. Chest hair is a big plus.

If Chris Pratt and Michael Fassbender had a red-headed baby...that.



If you could just stick me somewhere in the middle of that.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Big Worm]
    #22288084 - 09/25/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Big Worm said:
If we're just talking about looks then....


Petite

Perfect Ass

Piercing's and tattoo's




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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22288131 - 09/25/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Quote:

nice1returns said:
Interesting how different peoples opinions are,
i like a brunnette with brown eyes, small nose too



Most people seem to go for the toothpick type women. I love girls who are big but not "fat".



That shit is insanely sexy.




This is true.
I'm kinda skinny my damn self
I need a girl with something on her or we might start a damn fire!
I think pregnant girls are the sexiest, but I mean that respectfully


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #22288150 - 09/25/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Blonde hair

Blue eyes

Eastern European

Long legs

A bit of hips but no "big booty" twerk shit gtfo

Likely Polish or Russian

She must be able to handle firearms well

And dominate.

Shorter than me or same height I don't eat to look up at her


Men:



Come at me bro. :rimshot:



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Peachette]
    #22288165 - 09/25/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Blonde/redhead, blue or green eyes, usually skinny but with a good shape, usually tall. Tits are good but ass is the deciding factor. Just has to 'look right'
Tend to like heart shaped faces too


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState] * 1
    #22288233 - 09/25/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Your ideal woman is basically "A fake titted tatted up pierced everything butch lesbian whore with toe thumbs".


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22288237 - 09/25/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lost it at "toe thumbs."


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22288240 - 09/25/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22288284 - 09/25/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think I'd have no problem hitting this:

Quote:

336 said:
Lisbeth Salander





Aaaaahhhhh!

Quote:

336 said:
Yolandi








No really, I know what she looks like...

Just...

That picture. hah


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro]
    #22288291 - 09/25/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Petite brunette round face big eyes shorter than me


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: djbluntmagic]
    #22288357 - 09/25/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Cis female
between 5'3" - 5'9"
light brown or Mediterranean skin
long straight brown hair
b cups
Flat stomach
Just above average size ass

pretty much describing my first and only love... :brokenheart:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #22288554 - 09/25/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What is a Cis female?


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #22288561 - 09/25/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

that's a new term

it refers to a female that acts like a female :v


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro]
    #22288566 - 09/25/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

whats the term for a female that acts like a robot?:phreaklove:


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    #22288575 - 09/25/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i don't know but it will exist soon, for sure

this shit is getting way too complicated for me

who's idea was it to have all the letters, and terms

why do we need to label everything, just do what you feel is right for you


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    #22288851 - 09/25/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Everyone likes to label themselves, whether they admit it or not. We like to know how we fit into the world.

I'm not saying it makes things easier on anyone else, but some people don't feel good being called something they don't feel describes them.


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    #22288939 - 09/25/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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336 said:
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Your ideal woman is basically "A fake titted tatted up pierced everything butch lesbian whore with toe thumbs".



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    #22289029 - 09/25/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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katy perry & zooey deschanel



they could pretend to be each other for a night in LA and there's a good chance not a soul would even notice


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    #22289068 - 09/25/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I actually am not sure which is which. :S


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    #22289074 - 09/25/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I actually am not sure which is which. :S




katy's on the left, zooey on the right :wink:


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    #22289075 - 09/25/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Jenna Louise Coleman


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    #22289178 - 09/25/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't besmirch Katy Pery you bastereds, and may she rule us with an iron fist
though she is a sweetie, so probably not
Im not sure what an idealized partner would look like. I literally can't think of anyone specific.
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    #22289207 - 09/25/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Don't besmirch Katy Pery you bastereds




who's besmirching katy perry bruh


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    #22289214 - 09/25/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

by the way that's literally the first time in my life i've ever used the word "besmirched"


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    #22289216 - 09/25/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

4'10" Redhead with an ass.

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22289225 - 09/25/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Everyone likes to label themselves, whether they admit it or not. We like to know how we fit into the world.




if people are that insecure, best to get over it anyway :v

no you are right in that most people validate themselves based on others around them

personally, i never cared

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro]
    #22289230 - 09/25/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Kim Kardashian. 

They wouldn't think, speak, or act like her. But looking like her would be awesome.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro]
    #22289243 - 09/25/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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i don't know but it will exist soon, for sure

this shit is getting way too complicated for me

who's idea was it to have all the letters, and terms

why do we need to label everything, just do what you feel is right for you



Yeah that shit is fuckin retarded

At American University when you introduce yourself they ask you to state the pronouns you want to have applied to you. It's ridiculous even for PC standards


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    #22289268 - 09/25/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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At American University when you introduce yourself they ask you to state the pronouns you want to have applied to you.




oiy...

yeah i could see how that could get annoying

mostly from the unspoken connotation you have to remember those fucking pronouns

don't get me wrong, if someone wants me to use pronouns of the other gender that's fine

i'll try my best, but if you look and talk like a dude don't get mad if i slip up and say "he"


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    #22289272 - 09/25/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Jenna Louise Coleman





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    #22289283 - 09/25/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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At American University when you introduce yourself they ask you to state the pronouns you want to have applied to you. It's ridiculous even for PC standards




lmfao that's fucking retarded


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #22289285 - 09/25/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Or Linda Cardellini



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    #22289335 - 09/25/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Anyone who doesn't kill a Tiger(for it's eye, waste everything else), then dance through the fire pretty much. Worship her perfection!
She is your god. She knows all, sings all.

You can have them micro. I need someone that can actually overwhealm me, but most men are pussies around here that Ive met(not fucked), or creepy fucks. Sokeone who weighs 20+ less then me, I could toss them across a room, and that isn't great. Plus, there are so many more subs out there


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    #22289351 - 09/25/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Anyone who doesn't kill a Tiger(for it's eye, waste everything else), then dance through the fire pretty much. Worship her perfection!
She is your god. She knows all, sings all.

You can have them micro. I need someone that can actually overwhealm me, but most men are pussies around here that Ive met(not fucked), or creepy fucks.




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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Niffla]
    #22289377 - 09/25/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

short medium hair, tan (Hispanic/latina preferred), full body. Highlighted hair of brown/blonde.

Yes.

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    #22289570 - 09/25/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Latina women are so fucking sexy. Everything about them is so damn beautiful







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    #22289589 - 09/25/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

my wife :smile:


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    #22289678 - 09/25/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Probably human. Most likely female. Hopefully alive.





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    #22289826 - 09/25/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

in all seriousness





i too have a fascination with redheads. i dont know why but i even like there freckles and pale skin. :shrug:



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    #22290064 - 09/25/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Red heads are where it's at :nod:


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    #22290086 - 09/25/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yes, true red is very pretty I think.


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    #22290481 - 09/25/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm a huge sucker for redheads





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    #22290579 - 09/25/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)




:bananabang:


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    #22290664 - 09/25/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)




I fucking love her.... Not the first girl I've seen with that look either. cute redish brunette some freckles b cup (more than a mouthful is a waste) and a phat ass. I. Love. Her.


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I fucking love her.... Not the first girl I've seen with that look either. cute redish brunette some freckles b cup (more than a mouthful is a waste) and a phat ass. I. Love. Her.





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Could tongue punch her fart box for daaaaayyyyyzzzzzz

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    #22291317 - 09/26/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Given the opportunity, I would become a lesbian for Charlize Thereon.



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    #22291345 - 09/26/15 12:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Given the opportunity I'd probably film it.


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    #22291464 - 09/26/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Remy Lacroix loves anal like some anal superhero that is powered by anal sex.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22291475 - 09/26/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is that Jenna Haze? Mmmmmm

Edit: I guess not...

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    #22291657 - 09/26/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just depends on the girl and her look.  I've seen women that I'd consider otherwise not very attractive pull off a look that really works for them and be sexy as hell.
It's easier to list what I don't like than what I do.  I don't like tall, flat asses, generic looking girls that are hot but a lot of hot girls look really similar, heavy perfume, Crocs.


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in all seriousness





i too have a fascination with redheads. i dont know why but i even like there freckles and pale skin. :shrug:






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    #22291693 - 09/26/15 02:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not really, she's gained a lot of popularity recently outside of purely porn.


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    #22291722 - 09/26/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't know she was still around honestly. Last I heard she was doing heroin in Japan or some shit a long time ago.


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    #22291726 - 09/26/15 03:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I dunno if she is, I just know some of her non porn scenes have recently started popping up everywhere. Was just a couple weeks ago or something my wife asked if I knew who she was because her hula hoop video popped up on her Facebook :lol:

Personally I like Remy's Hula video better.  :solidnod:


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    #22291788 - 09/26/15 04:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't have anything pinpointed like you guys... I just really like short girls for some reason.

Then some more minor things kind of dark-completed, brunette, handful sized boobs, decent sized ass but no cellulite or anything, not fat but no where near skinny...


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    #22291811 - 09/26/15 04:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't really have much pinpoitned either, I like a huge array of women. The best I could do to really label it would be to say I like big bodied women who wear it well (I don't like toothpicks and big bodied women always have great asses/legs) have innocent faces and not ridiculously sized tits (C is plenty big enough for me, I'm perfectly fine with B). There are other attributes I find slightly more attractive than others, like red hair and freckles on the cheeks and over the bridge of the nose (I refer to it as the dirty face look). Sorta like this:

Really though I'm not very picky. The above traits are definitely going to make me have a very strong attraction to the person, but it's not even close to all encompassing.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #22291819 - 09/26/15 04:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I love red heads especially if they have green eyes, that  one in the picture  imo is pretty  ugly.


My ideal sexual partner
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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: PLURAL]
    #22292137 - 09/26/15 08:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think I am a spectaphile. I blame Lisa Loeb



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22292140 - 09/26/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Shes really cute  though


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22292143 - 09/26/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

A fit girl who can match my style of life. :shrug:

Personality probably forms 70% of my attraction to someone.
That being said, I am still a picky muthafucka.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22292183 - 09/26/15 08:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Aye, she's super cute. I remember when she was popular back in the 90's. My friends would say, "She'd be really hot if she wore contacts instead of those glasses."

I always thought she looked super fine with the glasses.

My special lady friend teases me sometimes. I'll tell her I saw a really sexy lady that day, and she'll ask if the woman I saw had glasses. Then she'll ask if she was chubby, because she is convinced I am a closet chubby chaser.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #22292189 - 09/26/15 08:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



Alli Rae

Hottest pornstar in my book. Bright baby blues, huge tits, blonde, delicate milky pale skin, and perfect smile and face. She is basically the perfect female form in my book.


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    #22292247 - 09/26/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I fucking love her.... Not the first girl I've seen with that look either. cute redish brunette some freckles b cup (more than a mouthful is a waste) and a phat ass. I. Love. Her.





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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #22293320 - 09/26/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22293337 - 09/26/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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i too have a fascination with redheads. i dont know why but i even like there freckles and pale skin. :shrug:






Is it weird that I know who this is?
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This chick is in lesbian porn right? I swear every time I watch lesbian porn this freckled red head is always involved somehow.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22293368 - 09/26/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She had a boyfriend that is a porn star too that she frequently did scenes with.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22293370 - 09/26/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She mostly did lesbian porn tho right?

I never liked her I never liked the freckled face look.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22293377 - 09/26/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure it's the same chick but I don't watch a lot of lesbian porn. I need cock in mine :shrug:

Faye Reagan is the name, or Faye Valentine in her earlier scenes.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22293386 - 09/26/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm sure it's the same chick but I don't watch a lot of lesbian porn. I need cock in mine :shrug:




Lesbian porn is lame as fuck I said that in another thread.

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22293391 - 09/26/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Then you don't watch enough porn. She is FAR from being one of the most common lesbian stars. She doesn't even crack the top 20 and I wouldn't even be surprised if it were the top 100.


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    #22293394 - 09/26/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lesbian porn sounds hot but there does need to be a pussy being pounded by a cock for it to be exciting to me.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #22293406 - 09/26/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Because you're a little gay.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22293415 - 09/26/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Either way, that girl is drop dead sexy.
Never really had a thing for redheads but the last girl I was involved with was kind of a redhead (more strawberry).
She also fit into the crazy redhead stereotype rather well.

Here's a picture of us:

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    #22293453 - 09/26/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

I made a thread linking the shroomery to our cam shows a while back.
I don't think anyone ever bothered watching though. :shrug:


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    #22293473 - 09/26/15 12:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

We had one. I talked her into it, since she didn't have any experience.
We stopped doing the cam shows a while ago though.
Only occasionally bang now.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22293479 - 09/26/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)


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    #22293482 - 09/26/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Since when is swinging not a thing? I'm pretty sure they just call it trading these days.

Me and my homies used to trade all the time. Everybody needs a little extra flavor in their lives.


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    #22293493 - 09/26/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'd love to motorboat Dani's titties. They look rather voluptuous.


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    #22293503 - 09/26/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Her face and body are fucking perfect. I would suck her tits into oblivion and fuck her mouth until my cum flows down her throat :crazy2:


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    #22293533 - 09/26/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Never been that big on oral. I'd rather pound her pussy till she has trouble walking.
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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22293539 - 09/26/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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A fit girl who can match my style of life. :shrug:

Personality probably forms 70% of my attraction to someone.
That being said, I am still a picky muthafucka.





I agree with this.  A girl has to take care of herself, not just say fuck it I am skinny now, so will forever be that way.  It's a turn on to see a girl care for herself, she doesn't have to be Ms. Fitness USA, but just take some pride in how she looks.

Hell, I am no magazine model as far as my bod goes, but I have some nice definition, and cycle/run daily and do a vast array of calisthenic exercises to keep toned.  I would love to find a girl that thinks exercises is a spiritual thing, like myself.  Issues can arise when folks start exercising for vain purposes only, this can lead to bad traits in a persons personality, so I stay away from the ladies that are super full of themselves.

Anyway, like I said I got a thing for true redheads, pale skin, freckles are hot too.  I always liked how true redheads hair appeared to be a combination of several hair colors, like you would see orange, red, blonde in it when the sun hit it.  Oh yeah, height, it feels strange to me to be with a girl that is taller than myself.  I am just over 6' so try to stick to girls that are shorter than myself.

Also long hair is very attractive.

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294252 - 09/26/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My ideal sexual partner is Ariana Grande in this video



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294318 - 09/26/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm partial to Curvy girls but Yolandi Vi$$er is my dream woman. I dont know why but every cell in my body is in love with this woman.






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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294425 - 09/26/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Her face is kinda 'meh', but her hair seriously throws me off. :uhoh:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294429 - 09/26/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

no offence but Yolandi looks gross... :puke:

this is my dream woman  :homerdrool:



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    #22294434 - 09/26/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yah two words sum her up to me, trailer park


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    #22294444 - 09/26/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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y'all niggas are boring that's why. Typical hoes. Yolandi a crazy unique hoe. Waaay better. IMO




nigga, you were just asking me to share my girl with you... :bored:


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    #22294450 - 09/26/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't mind crazy hoes, she's just too fucking crazy for my liking.

If she changed up her look a bit I think she could be hot but I don't really like what she's got going on right now.


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    #22294479 - 09/26/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

once a trailer park always a trailer park :scarybeat:


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    #22294485 - 09/26/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She looks more like a tweaker that lives under a bridge than a trailer park ho.


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    #22294489 - 09/26/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I guess that would explain the 3 watches on each arm, bridge bitches gotta keep track of dat time


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294499 - 09/26/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She probably comes from a nice family. Her trashy tweaker style is why she's popular...

I'm personally not a fan of her look or music.


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    #22294528 - 09/26/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm partial to Curvy girls but Yolandi Vi$$er is my dream woman. I dont know why but every cell in my body is in love with this woman.




Ugh

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Dude . . . She looks like a middle aged albino gorilla.

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Since when is swinging not a thing? I'm pretty sure they just call it trading these days.

Me and my homies used to trade all the time. Everybody needs a little extra flavor in their lives.



Nah I mean it's just not as popular as I think it use to be in the 60s and shit. I mean I wasn't around during the 60s, but from what I've heard. lol




Dude, but now we have the internet! Some swingin' partners are just a click away!


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294536 - 09/26/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And those people need to be shot.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294572 - 09/26/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly I don't know. Ive been with girls and trans girls of all sizes, colors, and backgrounds. I like girls that are shorter than me. I'm 5'10 i don't mind if they weigh the Same as me I prefer it 145lbs. I like girls that are cute and make me laugh. Look out of the corner of my eye and what I see makes me chuckle and shake my head. Silly girl.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22294588 - 09/26/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hippies are generally attracted to unnatractive chicks like the albino one posted above. :shrug:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294874 - 09/26/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yolandi looks retarded.  Id like to see her with a normal haircut just once.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22295001 - 09/26/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think jolandi is gross but I would do her with a bag over her head. So interesting how different tastes Re and that someone like her could be so desired.

My sexual fantasies are Ariana grande, Taylor swift, Selena Gomez , emma Watson, lupe Fuentes and the hot girl with the Orange "nerd " t shirt (Google orange nerd porn) and you will find it.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22295005 - 09/26/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yolandi has a terrifying face and alright body. Id hit it while shoving her face into a pillow.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22295187 - 09/26/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The albino chick is like the most unnatractive girl I have ever seen.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22295208 - 09/26/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yolandi just oozes swag.

But in the singer department I'd like me some Nneka or Lykke:





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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22295214 - 09/26/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dude do you even realize why you get banned?  You just repeat yourself in the most obvious attempt to get under people's skin.  It's amazing how much of a loser someone would have to be to think that repeating these stupid opinions about how what you like is great and what other people like is bad over and over again somehow is of interest to others.  I used to think you weren't a troll, but I'm having a hard time believing anyone could be that dumb.  You really have to just get off on bothering people in the dumbest way possible.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22295218 - 09/26/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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My ideal sexual partner is Ariana Grande in this video






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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22295222 - 09/26/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Gigi Edgley (from Farscape).  Freaky and sensual :datass:







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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Hobozen]
    #22295267 - 09/26/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I find it a little odd that people usually have an ideal image of sexuality. I dunno I have just been attracted to so many different looks and types that I can't pin point it down that way. I guess I have gravitated toward the typical white boy look - blonde hair, blue eyes which applies to both of my exes but I have dated all different body types and ethnicities.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22295286 - 09/26/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

There are indeed thousands of super sexy women :laugh:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22295297 - 09/26/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yeah i don't really think about it much, attraction is all that matters.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22295301 - 09/26/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I agree.

I have been with them all, just love a good personality and a gal that takes care of herself.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22295316 - 09/26/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Hippies are generally attracted to unnatractive chicks like the albino one posted above. :shrug:








Omg I had a super mega crush on fairuza balk back in high school. Especially from the craft.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22295341 - 09/26/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Given that the demand for redheads far outstrips the supply one would think that they would take over the world.  Except they are too busy getting plowed


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22295350 - 09/26/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I totally went for the look as well :blush:


I think I'm like 14 or 15 there. Boy...have things changed since then haha!


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22295358 - 09/26/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

nice, always liked the choker look


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22295360 - 09/26/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Given that the demand for redheads far outstrips the supply one would think that they would take over the world.  Except they are too busy getting plowed




I beg to differ. I haven't had sex in forever. It's to the point where I just don't even care anymore.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22295416 - 09/26/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Given that the demand for redheads far outstrips the supply one would think that they would take over the world.  Except they are too busy getting plowed




I beg to differ. I haven't had sex in forever. It's to the point where I just don't even care anymore.



It's a hard-knock life. LOL


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22295435 - 09/26/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Kudos to you Osculate. :thumbup:
It's rare that I find a girl who is secure enough and comfortable enough in her own skin that she doesn't jump from relationship to relationship.
Then again, I feel like I've just had a bad string of luck with girls over the past few years.
The girl I posted a picture of me with earlier is one of the few girls who is more comfortable being alone with her thoughts which was the initial thing that attracted me to her. We connected over meditation, but then I quickly realized that she was crazy in a whole lot of other areas in her life.

I am a little surprised that a girl as attractive as you doesn't have some casual partner for the occasional fling. Are you intentionally not having sex, or is it just a thing of circumstance?

I don't have a particular "type" either, it's more generalities. Even then, my general preferences could easily be broken if the girl was cool enough.
I don't like girls taller than me (though at 5'10" that's never been a problem), but I wouldn't mind it if I had a deep enough connection with a girl.
I've talked to plenty of people before who seem to set "rules" for themselves, and they won't date people out of that set. It seems so silly to me that they would cut off such a huge portion of the population, all over some physical traits; which really tell you nothing about  the individual on a mental level.
Oh well, who am I to tell someone what makes them happy? :shrug:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22295464 - 09/26/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Given that the demand for redheads far outstrips the supply one would think that they would take over the world.  Except they are too busy getting plowed




I beg to differ. I haven't had sex in forever. It's to the point where I just don't even care anymore.




Darling it is not for lack of suitors.  You could walk down the street and within 5 minutes get laid if you wanted to.  Man or woman whatever you prefer.  You might just be a tad picky.  Too bad for you I'm married.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22295482 - 09/26/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not all women like older men either :wink:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22295493 - 09/26/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Yolandi looks retarded.  Id like to see her with a normal haircut just once.




lol that's as normal as she gets. Apparently her mom always cut her hair like that and she never really changed it.
She just shaved off the sides when they started Die Antwoord.


If I ever become non-homeless, I vow to photoshop her a normal, sexy, haircut that we can all fap to.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22295535 - 09/26/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think it's mostly intentional. After being with someone for 7 years I really am not very eager to jump into anything. Granted I feel the tock tickin away, and with my sister just announcing her pregnancy I am the last sister of 3 to not have a family yet. I don't mind being the crazy aunt though, everyone has that one growing up as a kid haha and I have come to terms that I am that one. I've been single for 10 months and it's been a load of emotions, good and bad. I really have always been a person who liked to be alone so that wasn't even the hardest part really. As far as not hooking up, well I just don't really go out to places to meet anyone. I can't stress enough how much of a loner I am. I don't go to bars or clubs or anything like that.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22295634 - 09/26/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think any guy on the shroomery would be eager to be friends with Osculate :lol:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22295728 - 09/26/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:






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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Uzziel]
    #22295748 - 09/26/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You know it to be true!
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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22295756 - 09/26/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Who wouldn't want a beautiful shroomerite chick as a........friend?


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    #22295802 - 09/26/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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:omg:



:shitmypants:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Uzziel]
    #22295814 - 09/26/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I want a fun shroomerite buddy to go to festivals with, party and cuddle :solidnod:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22295823 - 09/26/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If I remember correctly Uzziel is a pretty suave looking dude. :thumbup:


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    #22295863 - 09/26/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not bad looking, I don't think. Some people say I look good. I'm starting to workout again, so maybe I'll even post some pics. Yeah I've posted pics of me before, but that was quite awhile ago. I'm surprised you even remember I posted pics of me. :lol:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Uzziel]
    #22295866 - 09/26/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh wait, that was memes. Memes is one suave looking fucker. :lol:
You should have just gone with it bro! I was trying to back you up.


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    #22295902 - 09/26/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Pfft, please.. I'm such a shy-guy, I'd have to have a girl fall from the sky to get with me.

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    #22295909 - 09/26/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

With that attitude, probably so!
I see ugly dudes catch beautiful girls all the time.
Charisma and charm are like 80% of the game.


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    #22295921 - 09/26/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nah, It's not really my attitude or whatever or actually being shy. That isn't quite right either.

It's not that I freeze up or won't talk to people..

I just never go for it. I dunno. I'm sure I can find someone as weird and loner-esque ish as me :shrug:



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    #22295950 - 09/26/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Never been that big on oral. I'd rather pound her pussy till she has trouble walking.
:doggystyle:



I for sure love fucking someone begging for it
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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22296293 - 09/26/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I want a fun shroomerite buddy to go to festivals with, party and cuddle :solidnod:



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    #22296410 - 09/26/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Jenna Louise Coleman









Ms. pond is very hot too,however I'm still going with Clara Oswin-Oswald.

I don't know why,she has sexy eyes,a nice body,I like brunettes,her British accent gets me all the time+ I liked her story/personality better in the show. Also Kaley Cuocco-Sweeting from the big bang theory before she cut her hair.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22296506 - 09/26/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I want a fun shroomerite buddy to go to festivals with, party and cuddle :solidnod:





im waiting

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Lucis]
    #22296695 - 09/27/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What's that girls porn name?
I've seen a few of her videos.
Not bad, but not really my preferred body type. Her tits are fake, and don't fit her body that well.

If we're talking pornstars, I think my preferred body type is like a younger Ava Addams.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22296707 - 09/27/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I want a fun shroomerite buddy to go to festivals with, party and cuddle :solidnod:





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What's that girls porn name?
I've seen a few of her videos.
Not bad, but not really my preferred body type. Her tits are fake, and don't fit her body that well.

If we're talking pornstars, I think my preferred body type is like a younger Ava Addams.




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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22296718 - 09/27/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeahhh, I followed her on facebook for a little. Her feed got old quick.
I always digged her hair


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #22296728 - 09/27/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Stefanie Joosten is my other dream girl, shes just insanely beautiful in my opinion.







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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #22296731 - 09/27/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not bad, not bad


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22296740 - 09/27/15 12:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Not bad, not bad




Yeah and she did the Mocap for quiet in the new Metal gear, but I knew of her before that. Idk, I love her lips, I think they're so sexy.

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #22296747 - 09/27/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Cool, I've only seen a buddy play that game briefly so I don't know who quiet is.

Honestly, if I met just about any of the girls listed here in person, I'd be a little stunned by their looks.
But on the web everyone is a connoisseur with the highest tastes.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22296752 - 09/27/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Cool, I've only seen a buddy play that game briefly so I don't know who quiet is.

Honestly, if I met just about any of the girls listed here in person, I'd be a little stunned by their looks.
But on the web everyone is a connoisseur with the highest tastes.




Very true.

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #22297388 - 09/27/15 08:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

thick dark hair and short.  not fat

or skinny short pale skinned redhead freckels optional,  with decent sized tits.

ideally neither would be batshit crazy or financially irresponsible, and is capable of deepthroating my cock


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22297421 - 09/27/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Not all women like older men either :wink:



They should.  We know what we're doing


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22297676 - 09/27/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22297679 - 09/27/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Not all women like older men either :wink:



They should.  We know what we're doing




:iseewhatyoudidthere:

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22297721 - 09/27/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Man I love me a girl with some good plugs.

One of my exes in particular had some pretty big plugs and I fucking loved it.
She was good about keeping them clean, so I'd nibble on her lobes while we made love. Drove her crazy.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22297744 - 09/27/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Plugs or piercings are a total deal breaker for me. I find body modification other then tattoos absolutely revolting. It could be a super model but if she has a belly button ring, nose ring or nipple ring or any piercing besides ear ring and I want no part of it.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22297759 - 09/27/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wow. Even if the girl has the most beautiful soul you've ever encountered?

I've been swayed to go back on "rules" I thought I'd never break in regards to physical traits just because a girl had such a beautiful mind and heart.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22297778 - 09/27/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Large plugs are a bit of a turn off for me. Once you get about a half inch in diameter, I don't personally find it attractive, however, the biggest part of them really is keeping them clean. A lot of the people around the area I grew up in didn't do a particularly good job of that. Smelly earlobes everywhere. Piercing are hit and miss for me. Depends on the person and the piercing, but I'm not going to let it keep me from getting to know someone.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22297780 - 09/27/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I feel the same way man


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: r.lutece]
    #22297786 - 09/27/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)




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Large plugs are a bit of a turn off for me. Once you get about a half inch in diameter, I don't personally find it attractive, however, the biggest part of them really is keeping them clean. A lot of the people around the area I grew up in didn't do a particularly good job of that. Smelly earlobes everywhere. Piercing are hit and miss for me. Depends on the person and the piercing, but I'm not going to let it keep me from getting to know someone.





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    #22301854 - 09/28/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22302081 - 09/28/15 10:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Treant's Anus, real talk.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Mescalean]
    #22302109 - 09/28/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The first time I learned of that saying was offline when a friend started repeating it and kept cracking up.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22302128 - 09/28/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Plugs or piercings are a total deal breaker for me. I find body modification other then tattoos absolutely revolting. It could be a super model but if she has a belly button ring, nose ring or nipple ring or any piercing besides ear ring and I want no part of it.



I'm sure plenty of women find 'doomsday nutter' a lot more revolting than that. Maybe try not being so judgemental.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22302218 - 09/28/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And if its in an ear its okay, but God forbid its anywhere else :lol:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22302319 - 09/28/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My wife is my absolute "dream girl," feel silly saying it but it's 100% true.

She's tall with stright long red hair green with the face of an angel that melts my heart when I look at her.
3.5 years older than me, pale skin with an actual woman's body, not just a twig with no fun bits like myself.

This is the only pic of her she will let me post on shroomery.


All that is great but it's her personality that wins me over.
She's honest to god the smartest person I know and we can talk for hours on end,
About anything ranging from what we are reading to bassnectar, to game of thrones, to the causes of the Italian Renaissance.

I love her more than existence itself. :heart:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22302455 - 09/28/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

dam, pretty cool site.  cant upload photo.  ill try again later.  Korean girls and 60s types with bangs.  tight and fit.  hippie girls too.  as long as shes hot with nice skin, face and bod im there.  did I say bangs.  bang!  bang!


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22302522 - 09/28/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Plugs or piercings are a total deal breaker for me. I find body modification other then tattoos absolutely revolting. It could be a super model but if she has a belly button ring, nose ring or nipple ring or any piercing besides ear ring and I want no part of it.



I'm sure plenty of women find 'doomsday nutter' a lot more revolting than that. Maybe try not being so judgemental.




Its not something I could possibly change, it physically revolts me and makes me nausesous on a physical level. I cant even look at or think about a belly button ring, its like how arachnophobics are with spiders.

I could NEVER have one physically contact me. When I was a kid and I was eating cereal if my mom left her ear rings out I had to cover them with a newspaper and even then just knowing they were there disgusted me.

If I want to induce vomiting I just imagine piercings in my mouth and I puke.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22303472 - 09/28/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wow...that's a pretty extreme reaction. What is it really that grosses you out? Is it because you see it as unhygenic or what?


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22303515 - 09/28/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:resignednonacceptance: Yeah that seems weird to me, especially as a kid.  There is apparently no word for 'fear of piercings' so it must be pretty rare.

I'm pretty sure you could use operant conditioning to get rid of your fear if you really wanted, but it would take alot of work and it's probably also somewhat personal preference.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #22303602 - 09/28/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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My wife is my absolute "dream girl," feel silly saying it but it's 100% true.

She's tall with stright long red hair green with the face of an angel that melts my heart when I look at her.
3.5 years older than me, pale skin with an actual woman's body, not just a twig with no fun bits like myself.

This is the only pic of her she will let me post on shroomery.


All that is great but it's her personality that wins me over.
She's honest to god the smartest person I know and we can talk for hours on end,
About anything ranging from what we are reading to bassnectar, to game of thrones, to the causes of the Italian Renaissance.

I love her more than existence itself. :heart:





Lottery win.  I love me some redheads, too, but there aren't enough to go around.

You might want to work on that Bassnectar thing though.  Ummmmmmm, no.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22303648 - 09/28/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If I want to induce vomiting I just imagine piercings in my mouth and I puke.




Seriously dude? That's just crazy.
I know you have a wife now, but has this phobia ever kept you from getting laid?


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22304012 - 09/28/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



What I have now is perfect for me :shrug:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Webster10]
    #22304033 - 09/28/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If her butt had a red handprint on it that photo would be complete.


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