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InvisibleAlexestalex
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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294429 - 09/26/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

no offence but Yolandi looks gross... :puke:

this is my dream woman  :homerdrool:



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22294434 - 09/26/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yah two words sum her up to me, trailer park


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState] * 1
    #22294444 - 09/26/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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y'all niggas are boring that's why. Typical hoes. Yolandi a crazy unique hoe. Waaay better. IMO




nigga, you were just asking me to share my girl with you... :bored:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294450 - 09/26/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't mind crazy hoes, she's just too fucking crazy for my liking.

If she changed up her look a bit I think she could be hot but I don't really like what she's got going on right now.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22294479 - 09/26/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

once a trailer park always a trailer park :scarybeat:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22294485 - 09/26/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She looks more like a tweaker that lives under a bridge than a trailer park ho.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22294489 - 09/26/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I guess that would explain the 3 watches on each arm, bridge bitches gotta keep track of dat time


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294499 - 09/26/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She probably comes from a nice family. Her trashy tweaker style is why she's popular...

I'm personally not a fan of her look or music.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState] * 1
    #22294528 - 09/26/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm partial to Curvy girls but Yolandi Vi$$er is my dream woman. I dont know why but every cell in my body is in love with this woman.




Ugh

DC




Dude . . . She looks like a middle aged albino gorilla.

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Since when is swinging not a thing? I'm pretty sure they just call it trading these days.

Me and my homies used to trade all the time. Everybody needs a little extra flavor in their lives.



Nah I mean it's just not as popular as I think it use to be in the 60s and shit. I mean I wasn't around during the 60s, but from what I've heard. lol




Dude, but now we have the internet! Some swingin' partners are just a click away!


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294536 - 09/26/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And those people need to be shot.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294572 - 09/26/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly I don't know. Ive been with girls and trans girls of all sizes, colors, and backgrounds. I like girls that are shorter than me. I'm 5'10 i don't mind if they weigh the Same as me I prefer it 145lbs. I like girls that are cute and make me laugh. Look out of the corner of my eye and what I see makes me chuckle and shake my head. Silly girl.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22294588 - 09/26/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hippies are generally attracted to unnatractive chicks like the albino one posted above. :shrug:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22294874 - 09/26/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yolandi looks retarded.  Id like to see her with a normal haircut just once.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22295001 - 09/26/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think jolandi is gross but I would do her with a bag over her head. So interesting how different tastes Re and that someone like her could be so desired.

My sexual fantasies are Ariana grande, Taylor swift, Selena Gomez , emma Watson, lupe Fuentes and the hot girl with the Orange "nerd " t shirt (Google orange nerd porn) and you will find it.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22295005 - 09/26/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yolandi has a terrifying face and alright body. Id hit it while shoving her face into a pillow.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22295187 - 09/26/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The albino chick is like the most unnatractive girl I have ever seen.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22295208 - 09/26/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yolandi just oozes swag.

But in the singer department I'd like me some Nneka or Lykke:





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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22295214 - 09/26/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dude do you even realize why you get banned?  You just repeat yourself in the most obvious attempt to get under people's skin.  It's amazing how much of a loser someone would have to be to think that repeating these stupid opinions about how what you like is great and what other people like is bad over and over again somehow is of interest to others.  I used to think you weren't a troll, but I'm having a hard time believing anyone could be that dumb.  You really have to just get off on bothering people in the dumbest way possible.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22295218 - 09/26/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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My ideal sexual partner is Ariana Grande in this video






Yeah, she pretty.

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22295222 - 09/26/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Gigi Edgley (from Farscape).  Freaky and sensual :datass:







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