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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22288284 - 09/25/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think I'd have no problem hitting this:

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336 said:
Lisbeth Salander





Aaaaahhhhh!

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336 said:
Yolandi








No really, I know what she looks like...

Just...

That picture. hah


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro]
    #22288291 - 09/25/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Petite brunette round face big eyes shorter than me


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: djbluntmagic]
    #22288357 - 09/25/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Cis female
between 5'3" - 5'9"
light brown or Mediterranean skin
long straight brown hair
b cups
Flat stomach
Just above average size ass

pretty much describing my first and only love... :brokenheart:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #22288554 - 09/25/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What is a Cis female?


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #22288561 - 09/25/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

that's a new term

it refers to a female that acts like a female :v


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro]
    #22288566 - 09/25/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

whats the term for a female that acts like a robot?:phreaklove:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22288575 - 09/25/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i don't know but it will exist soon, for sure

this shit is getting way too complicated for me

who's idea was it to have all the letters, and terms

why do we need to label everything, just do what you feel is right for you


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22288851 - 09/25/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Everyone likes to label themselves, whether they admit it or not. We like to know how we fit into the world.

I'm not saying it makes things easier on anyone else, but some people don't feel good being called something they don't feel describes them.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState] * 1
    #22288932 - 09/25/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22288939 - 09/25/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

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Your ideal woman is basically "A fake titted tatted up pierced everything butch lesbian whore with toe thumbs".



:thatsayes::nicesmile:

Oh I forgot a few

Malena Morgan and Celeste Star





The girl on the right has Janky tits


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Herbologist] * 1
    #22289029 - 09/25/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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katy perry & zooey deschanel



they could pretend to be each other for a night in LA and there's a good chance not a soul would even notice


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Niffla]
    #22289068 - 09/25/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I actually am not sure which is which. :S


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: r.lutece]
    #22289074 - 09/25/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I actually am not sure which is which. :S




katy's on the left, zooey on the right :wink:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Niffla]
    #22289075 - 09/25/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Jenna Louise Coleman


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: r.lutece]
    #22289178 - 09/25/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't besmirch Katy Pery you bastereds, and may she rule us with an iron fist
though she is a sweetie, so probably not
Im not sure what an idealized partner would look like. I literally can't think of anyone specific.
No twinks is a main rule


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22289207 - 09/25/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Don't besmirch Katy Pery you bastereds




who's besmirching katy perry bruh


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Niffla]
    #22289214 - 09/25/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

by the way that's literally the first time in my life i've ever used the word "besmirched"


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22289216 - 09/25/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

4'10" Redhead with an ass.

:awehigh:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22289225 - 09/25/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Everyone likes to label themselves, whether they admit it or not. We like to know how we fit into the world.




if people are that insecure, best to get over it anyway :v

no you are right in that most people validate themselves based on others around them

personally, i never cared

i just do whatever the hell i want and if someone has a problem, it's their problem


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No twinks is a main rule




feel free to send them my way xD


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: micro]
    #22289230 - 09/25/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Kim Kardashian. 

They wouldn't think, speak, or act like her. But looking like her would be awesome.


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...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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