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InvisibleDemonic_Chronic
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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22296752 - 09/27/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
Cool, I've only seen a buddy play that game briefly so I don't know who quiet is.

Honestly, if I met just about any of the girls listed here in person, I'd be a little stunned by their looks.
But on the web everyone is a connoisseur with the highest tastes.




Very true.

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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #22297388 - 09/27/15 08:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

thick dark hair and short.  not fat

or skinny short pale skinned redhead freckels optional,  with decent sized tits.

ideally neither would be batshit crazy or financially irresponsible, and is capable of deepthroating my cock


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22297421 - 09/27/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
Not all women like older men either :wink:



They should.  We know what we're doing


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22297676 - 09/27/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Invisibler.lutece
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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22297679 - 09/27/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Not all women like older men either :wink:



They should.  We know what we're doing




:iseewhatyoudidthere:

It's true though. It's always older men that I ogle.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22297721 - 09/27/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Man I love me a girl with some good plugs.

One of my exes in particular had some pretty big plugs and I fucking loved it.
She was good about keeping them clean, so I'd nibble on her lobes while we made love. Drove her crazy.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22297744 - 09/27/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Plugs or piercings are a total deal breaker for me. I find body modification other then tattoos absolutely revolting. It could be a super model but if she has a belly button ring, nose ring or nipple ring or any piercing besides ear ring and I want no part of it.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22297759 - 09/27/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wow. Even if the girl has the most beautiful soul you've ever encountered?

I've been swayed to go back on "rules" I thought I'd never break in regards to physical traits just because a girl had such a beautiful mind and heart.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22297778 - 09/27/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Large plugs are a bit of a turn off for me. Once you get about a half inch in diameter, I don't personally find it attractive, however, the biggest part of them really is keeping them clean. A lot of the people around the area I grew up in didn't do a particularly good job of that. Smelly earlobes everywhere. Piercing are hit and miss for me. Depends on the person and the piercing, but I'm not going to let it keep me from getting to know someone.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22297780 - 09/27/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I feel the same way man


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: r.lutece]
    #22297786 - 09/27/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)




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r.lutece said:
Large plugs are a bit of a turn off for me. Once you get about a half inch in diameter, I don't personally find it attractive, however, the biggest part of them really is keeping them clean. A lot of the people around the area I grew up in didn't do a particularly good job of that. Smelly earlobes everywhere. Piercing are hit and miss for me. Depends on the person and the piercing, but I'm not going to let it keep me from getting to know someone.





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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Lucis] * 3
    #22301854 - 09/28/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22302081 - 09/28/15 10:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Treant's Anus, real talk.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Mescalean]
    #22302109 - 09/28/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The first time I learned of that saying was offline when a friend started repeating it and kept cracking up.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22302128 - 09/28/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
Plugs or piercings are a total deal breaker for me. I find body modification other then tattoos absolutely revolting. It could be a super model but if she has a belly button ring, nose ring or nipple ring or any piercing besides ear ring and I want no part of it.



I'm sure plenty of women find 'doomsday nutter' a lot more revolting than that. Maybe try not being so judgemental.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22302218 - 09/28/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And if its in an ear its okay, but God forbid its anywhere else :lol:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22302319 - 09/28/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My wife is my absolute "dream girl," feel silly saying it but it's 100% true.

She's tall with stright long red hair green with the face of an angel that melts my heart when I look at her.
3.5 years older than me, pale skin with an actual woman's body, not just a twig with no fun bits like myself.

This is the only pic of her she will let me post on shroomery.


All that is great but it's her personality that wins me over.
She's honest to god the smartest person I know and we can talk for hours on end,
About anything ranging from what we are reading to bassnectar, to game of thrones, to the causes of the Italian Renaissance.

I love her more than existence itself. :heart:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22302455 - 09/28/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

dam, pretty cool site.  cant upload photo.  ill try again later.  Korean girls and 60s types with bangs.  tight and fit.  hippie girls too.  as long as shes hot with nice skin, face and bod im there.  did I say bangs.  bang!  bang!


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22302522 - 09/28/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Moonshoe said:
Plugs or piercings are a total deal breaker for me. I find body modification other then tattoos absolutely revolting. It could be a super model but if she has a belly button ring, nose ring or nipple ring or any piercing besides ear ring and I want no part of it.



I'm sure plenty of women find 'doomsday nutter' a lot more revolting than that. Maybe try not being so judgemental.




Its not something I could possibly change, it physically revolts me and makes me nausesous on a physical level. I cant even look at or think about a belly button ring, its like how arachnophobics are with spiders.

I could NEVER have one physically contact me. When I was a kid and I was eating cereal if my mom left her ear rings out I had to cover them with a newspaper and even then just knowing they were there disgusted me.

If I want to induce vomiting I just imagine piercings in my mouth and I puke.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22303472 - 09/28/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wow...that's a pretty extreme reaction. What is it really that grosses you out? Is it because you see it as unhygenic or what?


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