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OfflineEnemaOfState
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What does your ideal sexual partner look like?
    #22287191 - 09/25/15 05:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Alright shroomery, what kind of sexy lady (or fella if ya swing that way) is your ideal woman to plow?

:devito:

For me its a tall blondie with nice hair, preferably a year or 2 younger than me.

Firm perky breasts but not too big. Cute little booty. And shes deffinitely got to have some beautiful eyes to look at.

When were just hooking up personality isnt too important but shes got to be at least somewhat educated and not a total obnoxious dumb sorority type girl. I like deep conversations post-bone.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22287195 - 09/25/15 05:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Pics or GTFO


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22287204 - 09/25/15 06:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I had my dream girl, but she left me. So I'll fuck pretty much any girl who's at least a five :shrug:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #22287220 - 09/25/15 06:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

by 5 you mean 5 foot tall or 5 foot long? :subwayjared:


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
    #22287226 - 09/25/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm a huge sucker for redheads



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #22287230 - 09/25/15 06:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

garey busey


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #22287236 - 09/25/15 06:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't really have one. I strongly desire all different types of women.

If I had to just randomly pick a person out my head that most closely encompasses the traits I find most desirable, It'd be someone like her:



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22287285 - 09/25/15 06:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
I'm a huge sucker for redheads






I bet she has the brightest red asshole, it probably lights up a dark room.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #22287289 - 09/25/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would plow her til the cows come home

And the cows would never come home


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22287442 - 09/25/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Slender. Brown hair. Blue eyes. 5"7" 120 pounds, toned, medium hair length, straight nose, white, C cups, shaved vag, slightly tanned.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: EnemaOfState] * 8
    #22287461 - 09/25/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Probably human. Most likely female. Hopefully alive.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22287564 - 09/25/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



The girl on the left is my idea of the perfect female physical form. Tall, blonde, pretty eyes, nice tits and ass. That bitch gets crazy at parties....

However despite her being the girl I find most physically appealing I probably wouldn't date her. She is pretty snobby and her personality is vapid :shrug:

After my recent Shrooming experience I came to realize that looks and physical attraction are not everything. Right now I'm dating a cute blonde similar to the girl in the pic but I'm starting to develop other feelings for this thick brunette girl which is pretty much the opposite of what I just said I thought was physically attractive. What matters most to me is a girls ability to bring happiness and love to my life. She doesn't have to be a tall sexy blonde like the one in the pic, she can be a cute brunette too with an awesome personality that makes me happy.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22287573 - 09/25/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If we're just talking about looks then....


Petite

Perfect Ass

Piercing's and tattoo's


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22287585 - 09/25/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Probably human. Most likely female. Hopefully alive.




lol this. :manofapproval:


But in all seriousness. You will never know the perfect girl until you see her. You think you know what you would want. Based upon what you have seen,

But you truly would never know the perfect girl until you see her and understand how everything comes together. I mean "perfect" for me I would go so deep into how she sounds, talks, thinks,acts... but that's just because that's what I desire based upon my experience threw life.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Burning Warrior]
    #22287597 - 09/25/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Jenifer love hewitt, maybe moreso if her and kat von d had a baby...... and the baby was like 23 because i like girls a little older than me


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Burning Warrior]
    #22287598 - 09/25/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've already seen her, and I lost her

But I don't mind waiting a lifetime til the next one comes along or never at all


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22287607 - 09/25/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
I've already seen her, and I lost her

But I don't mind waiting a lifetime til the next one comes along or never at all






I know how that feels man.



I felt that way for a long time, but just recently had a girl i've been really close with come back into my life.  Which I didn't expect to happen.


I hope the best for you.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: Big Worm]
    #22287613 - 09/25/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: sunkeep]
    #22287628 - 09/25/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I love redheads. My first love was a redhead.
Fucking hate blondes everyone wants a blondie, they are a dime a dozen.

But in all reality one woman is never enough for me. Have to have variety or i get bored.
Thats one thing so amazing about them beautiful creatures that are females, they come in all shapes, sizes, and personality. All uniquely beautiful in their own ways.


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Re: What does your ideal sexual partner look like? [Re: sunkeep]
    #22287630 - 09/25/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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