Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Hello.
    #22285202 - 09/24/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What a dollyo by myself.
You all need to start Taekwon-Do.  Its BRILLIANT.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22285210 - 09/24/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

martial arts are cool, i used to take Kung-Fu classes. i learnt some stances and shit.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineWhyDidiDoThis
Bay Area Mushroom Collector
Male User Gallery

Registered: 11/26/14
Posts: 3,338
Last seen: 6 years, 1 month
Re: Hello. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22285237 - 09/24/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I made it to my First degree black belt. It took 8 years. I quit. I dunno wyhy.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
    #22285460 - 09/24/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah they are.

You should start back again!  I quit for 5 and realised it was the most stupid thing I ever did.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22285481 - 09/24/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
martial arts are cool, i used to take Kung-Fu classes. i learnt some stances and shit.





"And shit" lol
each to their own but Id reccommend Tkd or Kickboxing over kung fu anyday.  Should give it a shot man. Be surprised you could fall in love with em


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblemindbodysoul
the fertile


Registered: 03/10/14
Posts: 912
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22285503 - 09/24/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

taekwondo....thats cute


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinemakaveli8x8
Stranger
Male User Gallery
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 21,636
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: mindbodysoul]
    #22285551 - 09/24/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

they really are cute, they have foam color coded booties on and everything


--------------------
We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDetached
You know where...


Registered: 02/27/15
Posts: 2,942
Last seen: 10 months, 15 days
Re: Hello. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22285564 - 09/24/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My ninja skills are unprecedented.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineakira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22285681 - 09/24/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TaekwonDude said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
martial arts are cool, i used to take Kung-Fu classes. i learnt some stances and shit.





"And shit" lol
each to their own but Id reccommend Tkd or Kickboxing over kung fu anyday.  Should give it a shot man. Be surprised you could fall in love with em


my uncle taught Kung-Fu, that's why i took it.

cat stance brah. claw yo face!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineJanky Tits

Registered: 06/19/14
Posts: 4,037
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
Re: Hello. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22285782 - 09/24/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I took Tae Kwan Do when I was younger.

Got my black belt when I was in 8th grade. I completely forgot everything I learned and the entire experience was tedious and it seemed more like they were trying to squeeze as much money from me as possible.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFletcher
Male

Registered: 06/14/15
Posts: 679
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude] * 1
    #22286667 - 09/24/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Are you the dude getting kicked in the face?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: Fletcher]
    #22288956 - 09/25/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mindbodysoul said:
taekwondo....thats cute



Lol im geussing your some hardcore street brawler so? :laugh:

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
they really are cute, they have foam color coded booties on and everything




They aint colour coded you decide what colour you want and like a boxer wears gloves we have to wear these too.

Quote:

Detached said:
My ninja skills are unprecedented.




I dont know what that means..lol




I dont know what cat stance is either Sorry.
Quote:

Janky Tits said:
I took Tae Kwan Do when I was younger.

Got my black belt when I was in 8th grade. I completely forgot everything I learned and the entire experience was tedious and it seemed more like they were trying to squeeze as much money from me as possible.




Thats a big and common problem with Taekwon-Do in the US.
It is a lot more serious here in Europe and if you train right amd with the right people, itl stay with you for life trust me.

Quote:

Fletcher said:
Are you the dude getting kicked in the face?




And no I am not lol thank god.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22288971 - 09/25/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Haha it must have been some club you were part of anyway considering you didnt even spell it right lmao


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineUzziel
O_o


Registered: 12/30/10
Posts: 11,689
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22288972 - 09/25/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why? Is making me a ninja gonna save me from some dude holding me up with a gun? :lol:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: Uzziel]
    #22288982 - 09/25/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nah man you already after stabbing the guy with the gun 10 times in the neck before he gets the chance to hold it to u.
:laugh:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFletcher
Male

Registered: 06/14/15
Posts: 679
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22289146 - 09/25/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You shouldn't bring a knife to a gunfight.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: Fletcher]
    #22289206 - 09/25/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Who said anything bout a gunfight, maybe they brought a gun to a knife fight?
And got their dose before they could even touch the gun, snakes.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineXUL
OTD Janitor
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/16/05
Posts: 28,261
Loc: America Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22289220 - 09/25/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Do you think you could kick me out?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22289247 - 09/25/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

To all the doubters/haters here,
This is my goal for this year, im coming first.

And this is my long term goal, this is my dream in fact and just so coincidentally happens to be hosted in Ireland not too long after I recieve my black belt.



Edited by TaekwonDude (09/25/15 04:48 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: XUL]
    #22289266 - 09/25/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

XUL said:
Do you think you could kick me out?




Kick you out?
You mean knock you out?
Im sure I could, it aint hard to knock someone out, would I? Most likely not.
Doesnt mean anything by being able to knock someone out.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineXUL
OTD Janitor
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/16/05
Posts: 28,261
Loc: America Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22289271 - 09/25/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What if I football charged you?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22289281 - 09/25/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If they tried hard enough im sure a 5ft woman could knock out a 100kg 6ft man,  might be highly unlikely but these things can happen


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22289301 - 09/25/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you did that i would most likely try and kick you in the face as hard as i could.  Best case you would either dodge it or else get knocked out.

Because I practicr martial arts doesnt mean I fight like that in the street, maybe mix in a little but here and there but certainly NOTHING like in Tkd or kicboxing.

I am an extremely dirty street fighter I dont keep "rules", if something bad was to happen I am highly likely to do anything, whether it be hit you with a stick, metal bar, pick up a bottle,rock etc
In the past iv even tried taking a chunk outta someone, in fact it may sound sick but id just love the satisfaction to bite someones ear off in a fight and spit it into there face...
i get really fucked up thoughts when thinkin bout these situations lol..


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22289344 - 09/25/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

When started on usually before other person even initiates the fight I kick to the groin as hard as possible, this usually end it there and then.  USUALLY.
If it continues just try and connect that punch right on their chin.
If it still continues keep attacking them in groin, I love the thought that that cunt whos giving me shit may never have a child, bastards Id love to break a bat off them pricks, especially a lot of these "keyboard warriors" as we call them, who come on these sites and pages tryin to piss people off/make a fool outta them, when in real life these people would probably run a mile if one said boo to them


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTaekwonDude
The King
Male

Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 284
Loc: Emerald Isle
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Hello. [Re: TaekwonDude]
    #22289349 - 09/25/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

But no fight is ever planned.  What i said are just a few effective things i geuss


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Any martial artists - advice?
( 1 2 3 4 all )
PDU 3,946 66 12/09/09 03:46 AM
by Shroomism
* Martial arts
( 1 2 all )
Cepheus 5,694 25 07/11/07 05:25 PM
by danzick
* Any martial artists?
( 1 2 3 all )
Madtowntripper 6,488 59 03/23/08 03:32 AM
by Acaterpillar
* Any martial artists here?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )
ShroomPuncher 5,422 103 08/26/13 12:55 AM
by flickedbic
* Finally signed up for a Martial Arts class!!! danlennon3 305 7 09/21/13 10:13 AM
by Cepheus
* anyone into mixed martial arts?
( 1 2 3 all )
berdinwall 3,980 50 02/21/14 01:47 AM
by Seriously_trippin
* are you experienced with martial/self defense arts?
( 1 2 3 all )
Asante 2,700 48 11/17/09 10:43 AM
by Adden
* anyone with training in martial arts?
( 1 2 3 all )
Cannabischarlie 2,621 43 10/30/09 02:39 PM
by CubieMcCuberton

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
562 topic views. 6 members, 68 guests and 57 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.029 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 14 queries.