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TaekwonDude
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Hello.
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What a dollyo by myself. You all need to start Taekwon-Do. Its BRILLIANT.
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akira_akuma
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martial arts are cool, i used to take Kung-Fu classes. i learnt some stances and shit.
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WhyDidiDoThis
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I made it to my First degree black belt. It took 8 years. I quit. I dunno wyhy.
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TaekwonDude
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Yeah they are. You should start back again! I quit for 5 and realised it was the most stupid thing I ever did.
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TaekwonDude
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akira_akuma said: martial arts are cool, i used to take Kung-Fu classes. i learnt some stances and shit.
"And shit" lol each to their own but Id reccommend Tkd or Kickboxing over kung fu anyday. Should give it a shot man. Be surprised you could fall in love with em
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mindbodysoul
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taekwondo....thats cute
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makaveli8x8
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they really are cute, they have foam color coded booties on and everything
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Detached
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My ninja skills are unprecedented.
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akira_akuma
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TaekwonDude said:
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akira_akuma said: martial arts are cool, i used to take Kung-Fu classes. i learnt some stances and shit.
"And shit" lol each to their own but Id reccommend Tkd or Kickboxing over kung fu anyday. Should give it a shot man. Be surprised you could fall in love with em
my uncle taught Kung-Fu, that's why i took it.
cat stance brah. claw yo face!
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Janky Tits

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I took Tae Kwan Do when I was younger.
Got my black belt when I was in 8th grade. I completely forgot everything I learned and the entire experience was tedious and it seemed more like they were trying to squeeze as much money from me as possible.
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Fletcher


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Are you the dude getting kicked in the face?
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TaekwonDude
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mindbodysoul said: taekwondo....thats cute
Lol im geussing your some hardcore street brawler so? 
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makaveli8x8 said: they really are cute, they have foam color coded booties on and everything
They aint colour coded you decide what colour you want and like a boxer wears gloves we have to wear these too.
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Detached said: My ninja skills are unprecedented.
I dont know what that means..lol
I dont know what cat stance is either Sorry.
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Janky Tits said: I took Tae Kwan Do when I was younger.
Got my black belt when I was in 8th grade. I completely forgot everything I learned and the entire experience was tedious and it seemed more like they were trying to squeeze as much money from me as possible.
Thats a big and common problem with Taekwon-Do in the US. It is a lot more serious here in Europe and if you train right amd with the right people, itl stay with you for life trust me.
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Fletcher said: Are you the dude getting kicked in the face?
And no I am not lol thank god.
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TaekwonDude
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Haha it must have been some club you were part of anyway considering you didnt even spell it right lmao
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Uzziel
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Why? Is making me a ninja gonna save me from some dude holding me up with a gun?
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TaekwonDude
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Re: Hello. [Re: Uzziel]
#22288982 - 09/25/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nah man you already after stabbing the guy with the gun 10 times in the neck before he gets the chance to hold it to u.
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Fletcher


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You shouldn't bring a knife to a gunfight.
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TaekwonDude
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Who said anything bout a gunfight, maybe they brought a gun to a knife fight? And got their dose before they could even touch the gun, snakes.
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XUL
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Do you think you could kick me out?
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TaekwonDude
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To all the doubters/haters here, This is my goal for this year, im coming first.
And this is my long term goal, this is my dream in fact and just so coincidentally happens to be hosted in Ireland not too long after I recieve my black belt.
Edited by TaekwonDude (09/25/15 04:48 PM)
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TaekwonDude
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Re: Hello. [Re: XUL]
#22289266 - 09/25/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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XUL said: Do you think you could kick me out?
Kick you out? You mean knock you out? Im sure I could, it aint hard to knock someone out, would I? Most likely not. Doesnt mean anything by being able to knock someone out.
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XUL
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What if I football charged you?
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TaekwonDude
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If they tried hard enough im sure a 5ft woman could knock out a 100kg 6ft man, might be highly unlikely but these things can happen
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TaekwonDude
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If you did that i would most likely try and kick you in the face as hard as i could. Best case you would either dodge it or else get knocked out.
Because I practicr martial arts doesnt mean I fight like that in the street, maybe mix in a little but here and there but certainly NOTHING like in Tkd or kicboxing.
I am an extremely dirty street fighter I dont keep "rules", if something bad was to happen I am highly likely to do anything, whether it be hit you with a stick, metal bar, pick up a bottle,rock etc In the past iv even tried taking a chunk outta someone, in fact it may sound sick but id just love the satisfaction to bite someones ear off in a fight and spit it into there face... i get really fucked up thoughts when thinkin bout these situations lol..
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TaekwonDude
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When started on usually before other person even initiates the fight I kick to the groin as hard as possible, this usually end it there and then. USUALLY. If it continues just try and connect that punch right on their chin. If it still continues keep attacking them in groin, I love the thought that that cunt whos giving me shit may never have a child, bastards Id love to break a bat off them pricks, especially a lot of these "keyboard warriors" as we call them, who come on these sites and pages tryin to piss people off/make a fool outta them, when in real life these people would probably run a mile if one said boo to them
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TaekwonDude
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But no fight is ever planned. What i said are just a few effective things i geuss
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