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    #22284529 - 09/24/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

As the word gender in America becomes more liberal, What happens to the whole toilet seat deal? Men were once polite enough to put the seat down for Women. But now that we are a more egalitarian society, shouldn't women be putting the toilet seat up -- so that men do not have to move it when they pee? Or could we just meet in the middle and say fuck it?

:uhno:


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: XUL]
    #22284739 - 09/24/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If the seat is left up the chances of piss being all over it goes down unless you pee on the seat then lift it.:shrug:

I'm a dude and I sit down when for a pee.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: 2shoes]
    #22285021 - 09/24/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You are not a dude.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: 2shoes]
    #22285553 - 09/24/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

does thee have any shame?


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: mindbodysoul]
    #22285814 - 09/24/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No sir no shame..

It all started when I went to lift the seat up at work and it looked like someone slapped the underside of the seat with a tampon and my finger had red stuff on it..

:freshwtf:

from then on I "squat" when I pee.

Also read its better for your prostate to fully empty your bladder which sitting allows.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: 2shoes]
    #22286515 - 09/24/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I NEVER lift up the toilet seat to pee. It's pretty easy to aim in the middle, and if I ever get any pee on the seat then I just wipe it off with toilet paper


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: 2shoes]
    #22286556 - 09/24/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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No sir no shame..

It all started when I went to lift the seat up at work and it looked like someone slapped the underside of the seat with a tampon and my finger had red stuff on it..




Sounds like someone *there* had gender issues...

That or internal bleeding :rolleyes:


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: XUL]
    #22286607 - 09/24/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I just pee off my front porch..


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Amanita86]
    #22286616 - 09/24/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I just pee off my front porch..




i used to pee off my balcony when i was drunk

which is funny because it overlooks a fairly busy city street


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: micro]
    #22286628 - 09/24/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Who cares. just as many assholes with penises than vagainas. Only difference is men pee on the side of the seat and women pee on the front.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #22286637 - 09/24/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you mean half

half of all assholes have vaginas :v


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #22286641 - 09/24/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It always puzzles me when you hit a random gastation on the fly..it's always at night for some reason.. and there's some random curled up pube sitting on the seat.  All kind of thoughts come to mind looking at it while you piss.  Like where did it come from?  Has that been sitting there since the 70's?  And then usually it ends up with me shooting it off the seat with my last bit of piss, because I'm all about cleanliness.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Sheekle]
    #22286646 - 09/24/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I NEVER lift up the toilet seat to pee. It's pretty easy to aim in the middle, and if I ever get any pee on the seat then I just wipe it off with toilet paper




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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #22286655 - 09/24/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sitting on the toilet peeing right now. I'm also shitting so I'm not emasculating myself


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
    #22286659 - 09/24/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Pics?


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Amanita86]
    #22286662 - 09/24/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

...actually fuck that, because you'd do it.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Amanita86]
    #22286733 - 09/25/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I know you really want to see. That's why I won't do it.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
    #22286745 - 09/25/15 12:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:angrykidface:


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #22287660 - 09/25/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

Sheekle said:
I NEVER lift up the toilet seat to pee. It's pretty easy to aim in the middle, and if I ever get any pee on the seat then I just wipe it off with toilet paper




Im glad youre not my kid^. I'd slap some common manners in ya



You should call 911 on yourself for having the thought to physically abuse your spawn simply because they have better aim when it comes to peeing than you.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Sheekle]
    #22288186 - 09/25/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

There was actually a complex equation for determining this. Cracked.com featured it in one of their articles.

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Basically, if the number of ladies in the house is equal to or greater than the number of dudes, the seat stays down, period. To make keeping the seat up worthwhile, men have to outnumber women by a certain ratio. For example, in a house with four guys, they only get to keep the seat up when there are two or fewer girls; for five guys, three or fewer girls (if you start adding in variables such as multiple bathrooms and proximity of bathrooms to males and females, then you'd need some kind of supercomputer to figure it out).




Edit: That said, I just don't bitch about it. I put the seat in the required position for myself when I use it, and leave it that way when I'm done. It's not that hard, as long as people wipe their piss of the seat when they're done.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: r.lutece]
    #22288303 - 09/25/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've only lived with guys. That being said, I am very careful about looking where I sit when I go to the bathroom. I'd say about a third of the time was it ever put down but I never bitched about it. I was severely outnumbered.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22288346 - 09/25/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're free to choose between having us put it up or having us leave it down. You can't have both though, and we probably won't care about your choice anyway. Learning to look at the toilet seat and adapt to it's state before sitting on it is just part of using the toilet for guys, and we expect no less from the opposite gender.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22288501 - 09/25/15 01:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Eh.  What's the harm in sitting in a little piss.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22288504 - 09/25/15 01:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Exactly none. That's what skin is for.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22288599 - 09/25/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sitting in a little piss right now :cookiemonster:


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
    #22288858 - 09/25/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly? It's not even that it's piss, it's just that then the back of my legs are all wet. I'd be equally irritated if it were water.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22288889 - 09/25/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Eh.  What's the harm in sitting in a little piss.




Indeed. Think of all the fast-food restaurants that a covered in piss. Wipe it off and giddy up.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: XUL]
    #22288944 - 09/25/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hey, it's sterile when it comes out :shrug:

well... aside from uti's :v


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22289181 - 09/25/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Uhm, you're supposed to assert your dominance by pissing all over the seat and handle, then takes little pieces of toilet paper and sticking it to them, allowing it to dry.

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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22290758 - 09/25/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Damn. I've been using toilets wrong for years.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Sheekle]
    #22291094 - 09/25/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

Oeric McKenna said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
I NEVER lift up the toilet seat to pee. It's pretty easy to aim in the middle, and if I ever get any pee on the seat then I just wipe it off with toilet paper




Im glad youre not my kid^. I'd slap some common manners in ya



You should call 911 on yourself for having the thought to physically abuse your spawn simply because they have better aim when it comes to peeing than you.




Dude.
Nobody wants to sit in your nasty piss residue^
Lifting the seat to pee is standard etiquite for anyone over the age of 3, not that im making assumptions about your mental capacity... just maybe consider people other than yourself


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
    #22291216 - 09/26/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm sitting on the toilet peeing right now. I'm also shitting so I'm not emasculating myself



Joke's on you boss man, now I'm taking a shit and I didn't even bother checking for old piss stains or a random pube...that'll be mother mary compared to what I'm about to accomplish up in here, pics inbound..


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Amanita86]
    #22291256 - 09/26/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Sheekle]
    #22291271 - 09/26/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I NEVER lift up the toilet seat to pee. It's pretty easy to aim in the middle, and if I ever get any pee on the seat then I just wipe it off with toilet paper




Wouldn't that still be fairly unsanitary though?


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22291402 - 09/26/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

not really, pee is generally sterile :v


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: micro]
    #22291418 - 09/26/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah for the first 5 seconds it comes out. Sterile or not, its fuckin gross


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #22291448 - 09/26/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The first five seconds is probably the worst...

If there were a UTI it would be more concentrated then.

Other than that it's virtually sterile, and if it has been wiped off the seat I wouldn't worry about bacteria, etc.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: micro]
    #22291535 - 09/26/15 01:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

When we're talking about toilet seats, sterility of urine becomes a moot point. Urine is the least of our worries.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: r.lutece]
    #22291983 - 09/26/15 06:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's the poop that carries all the pathogens, and poop gets on the underside of the a toilet seat from all the splashing. Honestly, it's probably more sanitary to sit in pee rather than to touch the the toilet seat and then do stuff with your hands while you're sitting there bored.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22292217 - 09/26/15 08:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

if a man leaves the toilet seat up, we are done.  Period.  No way i am going to train some inconsiderate idiot.  Luckily I havent had to boot anyone for that, I do have male friends (well one) that leaves the seat up.  It is disrespectful.


My solution to this; kicking the seat down.  I wont touch it with my hands.  When I kick them, they slam.  I dont care if I break them or not.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22292221 - 09/26/15 08:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

men NEVER wash their hands after touching their dick when they piss.  I vomit inside.  MY ex is a hand washer though.  only one I have ever known.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: sprinkles]
    #22292401 - 09/26/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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if a man leaves the toilet seat up, we are done.  Period.  No way i am going to train some inconsiderate idiot.  Luckily I havent had to boot anyone for that, I do have male friends (well one) that leaves the seat up.  It is disrespectful.


My solution to this; kicking the seat down.  I wont touch it with my hands.  When I kick them, they slam.  I dont care if I break them or not.



if you want to use the toilet seat, then you touch it.  If you don't want it peed on, then be happy it's up when you get there.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
    #22292429 - 09/26/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

is it an act of god to put the fucker back down or what?



or do you feel it necessary that everyone know and acknowledge that you have a penis?  oh. wow.  :jokerclap:


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: sprinkles]
    #22292618 - 09/26/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

They have to put it up sometimes, we have to put it down sometimes. The way I see it, it's an even trade. Of all the things that I could let bother me during the day, it's pretty easy to not let that be one of them.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: sprinkles]
    #22292716 - 09/26/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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is it an act of god to put the fucker back down or what?



or do you feel it necessary that everyone know and acknowledge that you have a penis?  oh. wow.  :jokerclap:




I bet u can pee standing up if you really tried - live up to the username.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
    #22292816 - 09/26/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i poop sprinkles and leave gifts everywhere I go.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: sprinkles]
    #22292853 - 09/26/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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if a man leaves the toilet seat up, we are done.  Period.  No way i am going to train some inconsiderate idiot.  Luckily I havent had to boot anyone for that, I do have male friends (well one) that leaves the seat up.  It is disrespectful.


My solution to this; kicking the seat down.  I wont touch it with my hands.  When I kick them, they slam.  I dont care if I break them or not.




My solution.  You sit in piss.  I bet people's pets piss all over you with regularity.  Get over it sugar tits.  And why is a man obliged to put the seat down when a woman could just do it herself?  Or do you think women are helpless?


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22292895 - 09/26/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

At home ill kick the seats up and piss. Then flush with my foot and leave the seat up. I do not care how woman feel about the stupid fucking seat. If you want it down, put it down yourself. I dont owe you shit.

Now when I'm out in public, I dont lift up shit and just piss all over it. Never flush


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: sprinkles]
    #22293634 - 09/26/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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men NEVER wash their hands after touching their dick when they piss.  I vomit inside.  MY ex is a hand washer though.  only one I have ever known.




I don't understand your concern. It's no dirtier than a nose or a mouth. Was your ex really a guy?


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22293733 - 09/26/15 01:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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men NEVER wash their hands after touching their dick when they piss.  I vomit inside.  MY ex is a hand washer though.  only one I have ever known.




I don't understand your concern. It's no dirtier than a nose or a mouth. Was your ex really a guy?




Or a hand for that matter. Guys probably get more germs on their junk from touching it with their hands than vice versa.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: r.lutece]
    #22293966 - 09/26/15 02:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wouldn't it make most logical sense to just pee with the seat down if urine is sterile rather than touch the bottom of the seat?


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22294093 - 09/26/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

look, this isn't quite as difficult as people are making it out to be

you *can* lift the seat up with your shoe

whether or not you put it back down...

well, i really don't care what you do :v


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: micro]
    #22294108 - 09/26/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What is the ridiculous obsession here?  Sprinkles has probably put more dicks in her mouth than a porcupine has quills.  Most of us have licked a cunt or two or twenty.  I can assure you that I did not apply Purell before I did so.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22296548 - 09/26/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

shut up and just put the damn seat down boy, FUCK.

If I wanted any lip from you id rattle my zipper.  You are either fucking lazy, or you dont need hands anymore.  I can fix both.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: sprinkles]
    #22296948 - 09/27/15 02:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Iso my cock in someones mouth


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: sprinkles]
    #22297211 - 09/27/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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shut up and just put the damn seat down boy, FUCK.

If I wanted any lip from you id rattle my zipper.  You are either fucking lazy, or you dont need hands anymore.  I can fix both.




Put it down yourself.  Either you are lazy.  Or you can't use your hands anymore.  I suggest if that is the case you use your nose.

Actually I always put it down but demanding it is bullshit


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22297295 - 09/27/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

well I could put it down, inevitably would create more work for you in having to replace the thing.  I'll make you a sandwich while you fix the shit I break tho.  im cool like that.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: sprinkles]
    #22297330 - 09/27/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I can live with a broken toilet seat if it's for a principled reason.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22297357 - 09/27/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I sit down to pee when I wake up in the middle of the night.

It's relaxing.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #22297651 - 09/27/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I can't imagine standing to pee most of the time. When I go to the bathroom and sit, it is just the best fucking thing in the world. My job involves mostly standing all day, so when you yank down your pants and just have a seat... it really doesn't matter where it is. The toilet is as good a seat as any at that point.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: r.lutece]
    #22297904 - 09/27/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I can't imagine standing to pee most of the time. When I go to the bathroom and sit, it is just the best fucking thing in the world. My job involves mostly standing all day, so when you yank down your pants and just have a seat... it really doesn't matter where it is. The toilet is as good a seat as any at that point.




Wow, I don't know if that was poignant or just depressing :\

Maybe it is time to re-evaluate your situation and look for something better?

I mean, maybe you like your work. In which case that's cool.

When using the restroom becomes the best thing in the world it doesn't exactly scream job satisfction...


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: sprinkles]
    #22299341 - 09/27/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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well I could put it down, inevitably would create more work for you in having to replace the thing.  I'll make you a sandwich while you fix the shit I break tho.  im cool like that.



Why would you think you would necessarily break the seat?  Putting a toilet seat down isn't like driving a car.

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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22300382 - 09/27/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Because she's 600 pounds, and has to wipe her ass with a rag tied to a stick.


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    #22300677 - 09/27/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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if a man leaves the toilet seat up, we are done.  Period.  No way i am going to train some inconsiderate idiot.  Luckily I havent had to boot anyone for that, I do have male friends (well one) that leaves the seat up.  It is disrespectful.


My solution to this; kicking the seat down.  I wont touch it with my hands.  When I kick them, they slam.  I dont care if I break them or not.



Calm your ass woman. Train us to put the seat down? How about we train you to put it up after you piss? Get over yourself please. Men don't owe you shit. Why should we put the seat down? So you dont have to touch it? Do you put the seat up after you piss?

Ridiculous logic...


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: micro]
    #22301117 - 09/28/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I can't imagine standing to pee most of the time. When I go to the bathroom and sit, it is just the best fucking thing in the world. My job involves mostly standing all day, so when you yank down your pants and just have a seat... it really doesn't matter where it is. The toilet is as good a seat as any at that point.




Wow, I don't know if that was poignant or just depressing :\

Maybe it is time to re-evaluate your situation and look for something better?

I mean, maybe you like your work. In which case that's cool.

When using the restroom becomes the best thing in the world it doesn't exactly scream job satisfction...




Ha, alright. I was being a little facetious; obviously it's not literally the best thing to ever happen in a day, but I do a lot of manual labor. I love my job, don't get me wrong, but it does put some stress on my knees and hips. It's nice to get to sit down every once in a while, especially in a  nice, quiet bathroom. (I work around power tools most of my day, so a reprieve from noise is also a plus.)


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: r.lutece]
    #22301267 - 09/28/15 02:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

oic

yeah, the gym messes with my knees when i run all the time

it's good you enjoy work; not many can say that


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