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sprinkles
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men NEVER wash their hands after touching their dick when they piss. I vomit inside. MY ex is a hand washer though. only one I have ever known.
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koods
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Registered: 05/26/11
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sprinkles said: if a man leaves the toilet seat up, we are done. Period. No way i am going to train some inconsiderate idiot. Luckily I havent had to boot anyone for that, I do have male friends (well one) that leaves the seat up. It is disrespectful.
My solution to this; kicking the seat down. I wont touch it with my hands. When I kick them, they slam. I dont care if I break them or not.
if you want to use the toilet seat, then you touch it. If you don't want it peed on, then be happy it's up when you get there.
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Edited by koods (09/26/15 09:19 AM)
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sprinkles
otd president


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
#22292429 - 09/26/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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is it an act of god to put the fucker back down or what?
or do you feel it necessary that everyone know and acknowledge that you have a penis? oh. wow.
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r.lutece
gave Columbia her wings.



Registered: 09/06/15
Posts: 745
Loc: ∅
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They have to put it up sometimes, we have to put it down sometimes. The way I see it, it's an even trade. Of all the things that I could let bother me during the day, it's pretty easy to not let that be one of them.
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koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
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sprinkles said: is it an act of god to put the fucker back down or what?
or do you feel it necessary that everyone know and acknowledge that you have a penis? oh. wow. 
I bet u can pee standing up if you really tried - live up to the username.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
Edited by koods (09/26/15 10:28 AM)
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sprinkles
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
#22292816 - 09/26/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i poop sprinkles and leave gifts everywhere I go.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
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sprinkles said: if a man leaves the toilet seat up, we are done. Period. No way i am going to train some inconsiderate idiot. Luckily I havent had to boot anyone for that, I do have male friends (well one) that leaves the seat up. It is disrespectful.
My solution to this; kicking the seat down. I wont touch it with my hands. When I kick them, they slam. I dont care if I break them or not.
My solution. You sit in piss. I bet people's pets piss all over you with regularity. Get over it sugar tits. And why is a man obliged to put the seat down when a woman could just do it herself? Or do you think women are helpless?
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DOBAS



Registered: 07/06/13
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Loc: Virginia
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At home ill kick the seats up and piss. Then flush with my foot and leave the seat up. I do not care how woman feel about the stupid fucking seat. If you want it down, put it down yourself. I dont owe you shit.
Now when I'm out in public, I dont lift up shit and just piss all over it. Never flush
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Mr.GuessWork
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Registered: 03/30/13
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sprinkles said: men NEVER wash their hands after touching their dick when they piss. I vomit inside. MY ex is a hand washer though. only one I have ever known.
I don't understand your concern. It's no dirtier than a nose or a mouth. Was your ex really a guy?
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r.lutece
gave Columbia her wings.



Registered: 09/06/15
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Mr.GuessWork said:
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sprinkles said: men NEVER wash their hands after touching their dick when they piss. I vomit inside. MY ex is a hand washer though. only one I have ever known.
I don't understand your concern. It's no dirtier than a nose or a mouth. Was your ex really a guy?
Or a hand for that matter. Guys probably get more germs on their junk from touching it with their hands than vice versa.
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Shining Cosmos
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: r.lutece]
#22293966 - 09/26/15 02:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wouldn't it make most logical sense to just pee with the seat down if urine is sterile rather than touch the bottom of the seat?
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micro
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Registered: 05/09/03
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Loc: Brick City
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look, this isn't quite as difficult as people are making it out to be
you *can* lift the seat up with your shoe
whether or not you put it back down...
well, i really don't care what you do :v
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zappaisgod
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: micro]
#22294108 - 09/26/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What is the ridiculous obsession here? Sprinkles has probably put more dicks in her mouth than a porcupine has quills. Most of us have licked a cunt or two or twenty. I can assure you that I did not apply Purell before I did so.
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sprinkles
otd president


Registered: 10/13/12
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Loc: washington state
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shut up and just put the damn seat down boy, FUCK.
If I wanted any lip from you id rattle my zipper. You are either fucking lazy, or you dont need hands anymore. I can fix both.
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DOBAS



Registered: 07/06/13
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Loc: Virginia
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Iso my cock in someones mouth
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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sprinkles said: shut up and just put the damn seat down boy, FUCK.
If I wanted any lip from you id rattle my zipper. You are either fucking lazy, or you dont need hands anymore. I can fix both.
Put it down yourself. Either you are lazy. Or you can't use your hands anymore. I suggest if that is the case you use your nose.
Actually I always put it down but demanding it is bullshit
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sprinkles
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well I could put it down, inevitably would create more work for you in having to replace the thing. I'll make you a sandwich while you fix the shit I break tho. im cool like that.
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Mr.GuessWork
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I can live with a broken toilet seat if it's for a principled reason.
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LobsterSauce


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I sit down to pee when I wake up in the middle of the night.
It's relaxing.
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r.lutece
gave Columbia her wings.



Registered: 09/06/15
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Loc: ∅
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I can't imagine standing to pee most of the time. When I go to the bathroom and sit, it is just the best fucking thing in the world. My job involves mostly standing all day, so when you yank down your pants and just have a seat... it really doesn't matter where it is. The toilet is as good a seat as any at that point.
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