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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: r.lutece]
    #22288303 - 09/25/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've only lived with guys. That being said, I am very careful about looking where I sit when I go to the bathroom. I'd say about a third of the time was it ever put down but I never bitched about it. I was severely outnumbered.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22288346 - 09/25/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're free to choose between having us put it up or having us leave it down. You can't have both though, and we probably won't care about your choice anyway. Learning to look at the toilet seat and adapt to it's state before sitting on it is just part of using the toilet for guys, and we expect no less from the opposite gender.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22288501 - 09/25/15 01:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Eh.  What's the harm in sitting in a little piss.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22288504 - 09/25/15 01:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Exactly none. That's what skin is for.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22288599 - 09/25/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sitting in a little piss right now :cookiemonster:


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
    #22288858 - 09/25/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly? It's not even that it's piss, it's just that then the back of my legs are all wet. I'd be equally irritated if it were water.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22288889 - 09/25/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Eh.  What's the harm in sitting in a little piss.




Indeed. Think of all the fast-food restaurants that a covered in piss. Wipe it off and giddy up.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: XUL]
    #22288944 - 09/25/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hey, it's sterile when it comes out :shrug:

well... aside from uti's :v


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22289181 - 09/25/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Uhm, you're supposed to assert your dominance by pissing all over the seat and handle, then takes little pieces of toilet paper and sticking it to them, allowing it to dry.

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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: philopian_tube]
    #22290758 - 09/25/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Damn. I've been using toilets wrong for years.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Sheekle]
    #22291094 - 09/25/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Oeric McKenna said:
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Sheekle said:
I NEVER lift up the toilet seat to pee. It's pretty easy to aim in the middle, and if I ever get any pee on the seat then I just wipe it off with toilet paper




Im glad youre not my kid^. I'd slap some common manners in ya



You should call 911 on yourself for having the thought to physically abuse your spawn simply because they have better aim when it comes to peeing than you.




Dude.
Nobody wants to sit in your nasty piss residue^
Lifting the seat to pee is standard etiquite for anyone over the age of 3, not that im making assumptions about your mental capacity... just maybe consider people other than yourself


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
    #22291216 - 09/26/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm sitting on the toilet peeing right now. I'm also shitting so I'm not emasculating myself



Joke's on you boss man, now I'm taking a shit and I didn't even bother checking for old piss stains or a random pube...that'll be mother mary compared to what I'm about to accomplish up in here, pics inbound..


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Amanita86]
    #22291256 - 09/26/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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pics inbound..



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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Sheekle]
    #22291271 - 09/26/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
I NEVER lift up the toilet seat to pee. It's pretty easy to aim in the middle, and if I ever get any pee on the seat then I just wipe it off with toilet paper




Wouldn't that still be fairly unsanitary though?


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22291402 - 09/26/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

not really, pee is generally sterile :v


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: micro]
    #22291418 - 09/26/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah for the first 5 seconds it comes out. Sterile or not, its fuckin gross


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #22291448 - 09/26/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The first five seconds is probably the worst...

If there were a UTI it would be more concentrated then.

Other than that it's virtually sterile, and if it has been wiped off the seat I wouldn't worry about bacteria, etc.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: micro]
    #22291535 - 09/26/15 01:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

When we're talking about toilet seats, sterility of urine becomes a moot point. Urine is the least of our worries.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: r.lutece]
    #22291983 - 09/26/15 06:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's the poop that carries all the pathogens, and poop gets on the underside of the a toilet seat from all the splashing. Honestly, it's probably more sanitary to sit in pee rather than to touch the the toilet seat and then do stuff with your hands while you're sitting there bored.


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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22292217 - 09/26/15 08:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

if a man leaves the toilet seat up, we are done.  Period.  No way i am going to train some inconsiderate idiot.  Luckily I havent had to boot anyone for that, I do have male friends (well one) that leaves the seat up.  It is disrespectful.


My solution to this; kicking the seat down.  I wont touch it with my hands.  When I kick them, they slam.  I dont care if I break them or not.


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