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XUL
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The Toilet Seat 1
#22284529 - 09/24/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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As the word gender in America becomes more liberal, What happens to the whole toilet seat deal? Men were once polite enough to put the seat down for Women. But now that we are a more egalitarian society, shouldn't women be putting the toilet seat up -- so that men do not have to move it when they pee? Or could we just meet in the middle and say fuck it?
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Edited by XUL (09/25/15 03:20 PM)
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: XUL]
#22284739 - 09/24/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If the seat is left up the chances of piss being all over it goes down unless you pee on the seat then lift it.
I'm a dude and I sit down when for a pee.
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: 2shoes]
#22285021 - 09/24/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You are not a dude.
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: 2shoes]
#22285553 - 09/24/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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does thee have any shame?
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2shoes
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No sir no shame..
It all started when I went to lift the seat up at work and it looked like someone slapped the underside of the seat with a tampon and my finger had red stuff on it..

from then on I "squat" when I pee.
Also read its better for your prostate to fully empty your bladder which sitting allows.
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: 2shoes]
#22286515 - 09/24/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I NEVER lift up the toilet seat to pee. It's pretty easy to aim in the middle, and if I ever get any pee on the seat then I just wipe it off with toilet paper
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: 2shoes]
#22286556 - 09/24/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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newbie2shoes said: No sir no shame..
It all started when I went to lift the seat up at work and it looked like someone slapped the underside of the seat with a tampon and my finger had red stuff on it..
Sounds like someone *there* had gender issues...
That or internal bleeding
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: XUL]
#22286607 - 09/24/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just pee off my front porch..
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: I just pee off my front porch..
i used to pee off my balcony when i was drunk
which is funny because it overlooks a fairly busy city street
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: micro]
#22286628 - 09/24/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Who cares. just as many assholes with penises than vagainas. Only difference is men pee on the side of the seat and women pee on the front.
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you mean half
half of all assholes have vaginas :v
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It always puzzles me when you hit a random gastation on the fly..it's always at night for some reason.. and there's some random curled up pube sitting on the seat. All kind of thoughts come to mind looking at it while you piss. Like where did it come from? Has that been sitting there since the 70's? And then usually it ends up with me shooting it off the seat with my last bit of piss, because I'm all about cleanliness.
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Sheekle]
#22286646 - 09/24/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: I NEVER lift up the toilet seat to pee. It's pretty easy to aim in the middle, and if I ever get any pee on the seat then I just wipe it off with toilet paper
Im glad youre not my kid^. I'd slap some common manners in ya
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I'm sitting on the toilet peeing right now. I'm also shitting so I'm not emasculating myself
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
#22286659 - 09/24/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pics?
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...actually fuck that, because you'd do it.
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I know you really want to see. That's why I won't do it.
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: koods]
#22286745 - 09/25/15 12:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle
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Quote:
Oeric McKenna said:
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Sheekle said: I NEVER lift up the toilet seat to pee. It's pretty easy to aim in the middle, and if I ever get any pee on the seat then I just wipe it off with toilet paper
Im glad youre not my kid^. I'd slap some common manners in ya
You should call 911 on yourself for having the thought to physically abuse your spawn simply because they have better aim when it comes to peeing than you.
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Re: The Toilet Seat [Re: Sheekle]
#22288186 - 09/25/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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There was actually a complex equation for determining this. Cracked.com featured it in one of their articles.
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Basically, if the number of ladies in the house is equal to or greater than the number of dudes, the seat stays down, period. To make keeping the seat up worthwhile, men have to outnumber women by a certain ratio. For example, in a house with four guys, they only get to keep the seat up when there are two or fewer girls; for five guys, three or fewer girls (if you start adding in variables such as multiple bathrooms and proximity of bathrooms to males and females, then you'd need some kind of supercomputer to figure it out).
Edit: That said, I just don't bitch about it. I put the seat in the required position for myself when I use it, and leave it that way when I'm done. It's not that hard, as long as people wipe their piss of the seat when they're done.
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Edited by r.lutece (09/25/15 12:23 PM)
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