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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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I just got hit by a car.
    #22284065 - 09/24/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I had a fifth of alcohol on me and strip of acid but he bent my front tire to nothing so I couldn't ride it. What should I have done?


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22284103 - 09/24/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i dont think cops search you when you get hit by a car

were u on a bike?

what DID u do as a reaction


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22284114 - 09/24/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think it would depend on the situation. Who was in the wrong?


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22284126 - 09/24/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

He hit me. So I asked him for money being the drunk fuck that I am. Kept saying he was going to call the police and I won't deal with them so I left. He gave me a bunch of money and I'm not seriously hurt so :shrug: my bike tire is an L though. Can't ride it at all. I'm glad I left actually. I was drunk but he hit me hard and my legs all bruised now. I told him to forget it and move on considering we would both get fucked but he kept pressing the matter like an old fuck. It hurts to move so i think I should have stayed :sad:


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22284142 - 09/24/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

how much did he give u?

is it enough for a new bike?


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 1
    #22284152 - 09/24/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

how about a new kidney, do you have enough for a new kidney?


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22284153 - 09/24/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

unless you are hurt the police would be worth nothing, i think you did fine with getting money to fix the wheel, don't want to be talking to LEO with goodies and feeling good.


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #22284163 - 09/24/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You'll get a dui for riding a bike drunk. Good thing you bailed!


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #22284172 - 09/24/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yeh the cops wouldnt search him at all unless op was "drunk as fuck" driving on the bike and caused the accident which well jus totally take his word def didnt happen. but yeh alot of people find out the next day they got seriously injured in an accident when the wake up not drunk as fuck and pumped up wit adrenaline.


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #22284180 - 09/24/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

sadly if he wasn't drunk he coulda just got a lotto ticket for an insurance claim, see kids this is why you don't do drugs


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22284195 - 09/24/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

We wanna know...profit?


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: DivineO]
    #22284282 - 09/24/15 02:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yea I was pretty drunk. Drank half a fifth of vodka and was riding up hill realllyyyyyyyy slow. When I got to an exit form a shopping center the dude hit me and sent me flying like 5 feet. Gave me 2 bills. I think I made out in this situation. BMW hits me I get 200 bucks with just a busted leg :shrug: he's rich I'm poor. We both win? My legs black and blue but for more than a days work for me l guess it's fine. I thought I should have stayed and made a statement but now I'm thankful as fuck I didn't


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 1
    #22284308 - 09/24/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

He drives a BMW and gave you 200 dollars.. You got ripped the fuck off. He probably makes that in a few hours.


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22284316 - 09/24/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

unless its fractured and/or you get a blood clot and you end up like zombie3


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22284325 - 09/24/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Rebelutionsssss said:
Yea I was pretty drunk. Drank half a fifth of vodka and was riding up hill realllyyyyyyyy slow. When I got to an exit form a shopping center the dude hit me and sent me flying like 5 feet. Gave me 2 bills. I think I made out in this situation. BMW hits me I get 200 bucks with just a busted leg :shrug: he's rich I'm poor. We both win? My legs black and blue but for more than a days work for me l guess it's fine. I thought I should have stayed and made a statement but now I'm thankful as fuck I didn't



You're a cheap date I woulda fucked that dudes world up with all sorts of insurance claims and lawsuits


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22284366 - 09/24/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah you want to avoid having police involved unless absolutely necessary. Why? Look at my sig.


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22284372 - 09/24/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This may be one of those "direct hits" that drunks need to have happen to them before they finally decide to do something about their addiction. It's good you're alive to talk about it, op. Don't be offended that I referred to you as a drunk, I've been sober 16-1/2 yrs....and still refer to myself as one.

You are going to be hurting like a mfr tomorrow though..be a good time to get to an AA meeting if you can walk.:sunny::peace:


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #22284392 - 09/24/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

One night I had been out drinking at a bar in DuPont circle. At the time I lived on Capitol Hill and rode my bike everywhere. I was pretty tipsy and was determined to get home quickly. So quickly, I didn't notice that the secret service had set up a perimeter around the White House for some event and I blew right through it. All of a sudden I hear. "Stop. Stop or we'll shoot you." Lol. I got pissed off because they made me walk my bike out the way I came, despite being five feet from the other end of the restricted area.


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: koods]
    #22284491 - 09/24/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would have given you nothing and told you to fuck off and watch where tou are going. If you hit someone(make contact), don't stop, don't leave your car unless they are fucked up. Still, waych out. I bumped a person;s car, got out all appologetic, offered to 'get the cops for an insurence claim', like the white stupid fuck I am. As so as I turn mynhead to my car, whack! Busted face, blood everywhere, all the ghetto cunts telling me how wrong I am.

You are fortunate he didn't happen to be one of those ass beating retards that my town is full of. Your drunk ass would be in the hospitalmor something


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Re: I just got hit by a car. [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22284506 - 09/24/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I would have given you nothing and told you to fuck off and watch where tou are going. If you hit someone(make contact), don't stop, don't leave your car unless they are fucked up.



worst advice ever


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