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Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to
#22283764 - 09/24/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Giving ma sperm to the bank to hold on to. They're preppin the room for me now 
Weird coincidence I used to work with the girl who is collecting my sperm, at a completely different job years ago
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: ManianFH]
#22283774 - 09/24/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: ManianFH]
#22283780 - 09/24/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ask her to assist you in your specimen collecting
Dammit Shroomslip, you too quick on the draw
Edited by Dilsnique (09/24/15 12:53 PM)
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: ManianFH] 1
#22283797 - 09/24/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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mick said: Giving ma sperm to the bank to hold on to. They're preppin the room for me now 
Weird coincidence I used to work with the girl who is collecting my sperm, at a completely different job years ago
Did she collect your sperm years ago when you knew her?
Wait :itsatrap:, she may be collecting it for a dna test if she did years ago and might be trying to get you to father some bastard kid. Tread carefully op.
Also how is there no graemlin of admiral ackbar saying "ITS A TRAP".I need to figure out how to make them or a gif of it, this site could use more star wars graems. (am i using the term graemlin correctly here? )
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#22284059 - 09/24/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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there used to be an its a trap one but they rotate through them as they get stale i think.
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: ManianFH]
#22284071 - 09/24/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i can see you're living the life, mick. how's the rest of your week been goin?
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: ManianFH]
#22284284 - 09/24/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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How do they decide that you're worthy to donate sperm? Do the women choosing which donor they want get to know all the details about the donor?
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: Capers]
#22284291 - 09/24/15 02:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Capers said: How do they decide that you're worthy to donate sperm? Do the women choosing which donor they want get to know all the details about the donor?
u have to have a certain level of qualifications nd stuff
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: Capers]
#22284293 - 09/24/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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They have it on a system that judges it by consistency. It ranges from milk to uncooked scrambled eggs. The more gloopy, the more potent.
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: Shroomslip]
#22284311 - 09/24/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, but don't the women seek out the best physical and mental qualities in male donors? Potency of the semen aside, do the ladies get information on the donors' job, education, looks, height, weight, etc.?
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: ManianFH]
#22284322 - 09/24/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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tell her you have arthritis in your hands and you require her medical assistance
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: Capers]
#22284515 - 09/24/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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you must pass a ton of criteria to donate sperm in the first place, im pretty sure its anonymouse from there though
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: Sheekle] 1
#22284522 - 09/24/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did you get any help OP?
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: Sheekle]
#22284576 - 09/24/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah you have to be qualified first. Most only allow college educate males. You have to pass multiple physicals and exams and they can choose exactly who they want to pick based on characteristics given. It's not like they just have a baby with random jizz lmao. That could end up with a black baby like that lesbian couple haha
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: Gorlax]
#22286302 - 09/24/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i had to sign all this paperwork but didnt really read it so yeah maybe theyre gonna give my sperm to a bunch of different people. thats weird thinking that i could have a random kid out there who is best friends with gorlaxes future son. and no she didnt help haha. actually it kinda sucks u have to rub one out dry to not get other fluids in the cup. no spit, nothing. have u ever jerked it dry? not especially comfortable
the sperm is supppposda be for my wife. Im just loading up the vault for her
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: Envix]
#22286307 - 09/24/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Envix said: i can see you're living the life, mick. how's the rest of your week been goin?
going great my good sir how about you?
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: ManianFH]
#22286405 - 09/24/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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mick said: i had to sign all this paperwork but didnt really read it so yeah maybe theyre gonna give my sperm to a bunch of different people. thats weird thinking that i could have a random kid out there who is best friends with gorlaxes future son. and no she didnt help haha. actually it kinda sucks u have to rub one out dry to not get other fluids in the cup. no spit, nothing. have u ever jerked it dry? not especially comfortable
the sperm is supppposda be for my wife. Im just loading up the vault for her
Wait, no lube? I bet that burns
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22286421 - 09/24/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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How do people have trouble jerking it with no lube?
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: Shroomslip]
#22286442 - 09/24/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Unless you're uncircumcised it seems pretty hard unless you want to trash your skin
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Re: Waiting in line to jizzn a cup, what r u up to [Re: Sheekle]
#22286449 - 09/24/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am circumcised, I do it all the time with no ill-effects.
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