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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: orison]
    #22283145 - 09/24/15 10:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

truth I know you cant stand it :P


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: LSDreamer]
    #22283152 - 09/24/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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LSDreamer said:
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LSDreamer said:
I accidentally a word. The Catholic Church actively discourages use of condoms, and in Africa they tell people that they increase their risk of contracting HIV.




The Catholic church says married couples can use condoms as birth control, if you aren't married you're to abstain from sexual contact.

Abstinence is 100% effective but takes serious discipline. Just like most tenants of faith no matter the denomination.




Expecting abstinence is unrealistic and unpragmatic. You can think it ideal all you want, but once that starts harming other people, then fuck you.




Catholic rules only apply to Catholics. Everyone else can do what they want


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: myc_check1212]
    #22283246 - 09/24/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/09/23/pope-francis-will-make-junipero-serra-a-saint-during-a-historic-canonization-today/
Pope Francis made a Spanish missionary a saint when he celebrated Mass Wed...
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For many Native Americans, however, Serra is no saint. The Indians who joined the missions that Serra built were forced to shed their own culture, including their religion, dress and food...

The announcement earlier this year that he would be canonized came as a surprise to most observers.
Serra is credited with only one miracle when saints usually need two
(Pope Francis has said that Serra’s life serves as a second miracle).
In only two years as pope, Francis has fast-tracked several candidates for sainthood.


:hmm: . . . :peace:


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: vinsue]
    #22283343 - 09/24/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lotsa christian fundies hate him from what i hear which must make him a good guy. :thumbup:


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: Envix]
    #22284241 - 09/24/15 02:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Christian fundies hate all Catholics.


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: Capers] * 1
    #22284892 - 09/24/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Christian fundies couldnt stand the real Jesus if he came back.


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: vinsue]
    #22284963 - 09/24/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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vinsue said:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/09/23/pope-francis-will-make-junipero-serra-a-saint-during-a-historic-canonization-today/
Pope Francis made a Spanish missionary a saint when he celebrated Mass Wed...
Quote:



For many Native Americans, however, Serra is no saint. The Indians who joined the missions that Serra built were forced to shed their own culture, including their religion, dress and food...

The announcement earlier this year that he would be canonized came as a surprise to most observers.
Serra is credited with only one miracle when saints usually need two
(Pope Francis has said that Serra’s life serves as a second miracle).
In only two years as pope, Francis has fast-tracked several candidates for sainthood.


:hmm: . . . :peace:




I heard Jesús MalVerde and Pablo Escobar are also on deck for canonization.


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: Asante]
    #22285148 - 09/24/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nah, you just have some neo-hippie interpretation of Jesus, and have probably never even read The Bible.


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: Capers]
    #22285196 - 09/24/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Funny, the pope must have a neo hippie interpretation of Jesus too then.


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: Asante]
    #22285214 - 09/24/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus was a Jew and most of the tenets of the church came way after he was dead.  Also the pope is a fucking pain in the ass.  Midtown is basically gonna be boned while he is here.  And for what?  Stay in your shitadel in Rome and leave us the fuck alone.  I have the same attitude about Obama who essentially held my wife and stepsons hostage one time when they weren't allowed to leave the restaurant to go to the show because fucknuggent was right around the corner


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. *DELETED* [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22286404 - 09/24/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: poke smot!]
    #22286458 - 09/24/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Pope Francis acid sheets....

:bigyesnod:


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22286497 - 09/24/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're hilarious!  Seriously though apparently my fiancé's sister is going to meet the Pope soon.  (She's a Nun believe it or not.)


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22286505 - 09/24/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is she a hot nun?


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: Niffla]
    #22286511 - 09/24/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck the pope and his stupid religion. I don't care how many good ideas he may have, he's a force for shit in the world.


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: Capers]
    #22287789 - 09/25/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This pope hasn't said anything new or changed any of the church's policies. The difference is his tone. The media has latched onto it and blown it out of proportion. He and the church are still anti-homo and anti-birth control. Trust me. I'm Catholic.


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: Capers]
    #22288071 - 09/25/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

He appointed 42 new cardinals, of whom 36 non-europeans and many of whom he brought into the spotlight from obscurity.

He's done a LOT.


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: Asante]
    #22288108 - 09/25/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

and it sounds like he talked boner into retiring from congress


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: Asante]
    #22288174 - 09/25/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So what? You think non-European Catholics are any less anti-homo/anti-birth control than European ones? If anything, the opposite is true.


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Re: The Pope is a damn rockstar. [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #22288451 - 09/25/15 01:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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clock_of_omens said:
Fuck the pope and his stupid religion. I don't care how many good ideas he may have, he's a force for shit in the world.




Yeah, but...he been signing autographs all morning on titties in times square doe.



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