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SwissedToast
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Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 33
Loc: Queens, NYC
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JACKPOT
#22280374 - 09/23/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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HOLY SHIT GUYS I FOUND A JACKPOT OF MUSHROOMS IN MY FRONT YARD. I'm gonna eat ALL of them RIGHT NOW and get SOOOOOOO HIGH  
They even bruise blue when you touch them! Like super bright blue! Hell yeah man!!1! I got AT LEAST FIFTY (50) pounds of these hot babes. Literal TONS (2000lb/ton) of these growing by my house! I'm gonna be rich!   
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          "These symptoms suggested that our evolution, I suppose, from the animal kingdom into the human kingdom itself was catalyzed, or triggered by our encounter with these Hallucenogenics, and, Yes, that we are an Ape with a symbiotic relationship to a Mushroom and that has given us self reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things and one can only wonder how these hallucinogens might effect our future evolution as well. They have brought us to this point, and as we make our Relationship to them concious, we may be able to take control of our future evolutionary path..." HUMAN PHALLUS CONFIRMED TO BE AN EVOLVED MUSHROOM
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SwissedToast
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Registered: 08/29/15
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JUST FOUND MORE MAGIC SHROOMS. pic unrelated, that's actually a sun-dried human brain I found discarded on my lawn. Ironically people's brains actually ARE different sizes! xdddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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          "These symptoms suggested that our evolution, I suppose, from the animal kingdom into the human kingdom itself was catalyzed, or triggered by our encounter with these Hallucenogenics, and, Yes, that we are an Ape with a symbiotic relationship to a Mushroom and that has given us self reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things and one can only wonder how these hallucinogens might effect our future evolution as well. They have brought us to this point, and as we make our Relationship to them concious, we may be able to take control of our future evolutionary path..." HUMAN PHALLUS CONFIRMED TO BE AN EVOLVED MUSHROOM
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SwissedToast
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Registered: 08/29/15
Posts: 33
Loc: Queens, NYC
Last seen: 2 months, 12 days
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My friend in Hong Kong recenty discovered his lawn was growing penises, what's up with that? Is his lawn trying to tell him something?
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          "These symptoms suggested that our evolution, I suppose, from the animal kingdom into the human kingdom itself was catalyzed, or triggered by our encounter with these Hallucenogenics, and, Yes, that we are an Ape with a symbiotic relationship to a Mushroom and that has given us self reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things and one can only wonder how these hallucinogens might effect our future evolution as well. They have brought us to this point, and as we make our Relationship to them concious, we may be able to take control of our future evolutionary path..." HUMAN PHALLUS CONFIRMED TO BE AN EVOLVED MUSHROOM
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Silky_Johnson
last to leave the party



Registered: 06/24/15
Posts: 4,863
Loc: is everything
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the first ones are all sullius luteus, aka slippery jacks.
i dont think theyre real good to eat.
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maynardjameskeenan
The white stipes



Registered: 11/11/10
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Is this a troll account?
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maynardjameskeenan
The white stipes



Registered: 11/11/10
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Loc: 'Merica
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Quote:
SwissedToast said: HOLY SHIT GUYS I FOUND A JACKPOT OF MUSHROOMS IN MY FRONT YARD. I'm gonna eat ALL of them RIGHT NOW and get SOOOOOOO HIGH  
They even bruise blue when you touch them! Like super bright blue! Hell yeah man!!1! I got AT LEAST FIFTY (50) pounds of these hot babes. Literal TONS (2000lb/ton) of these growing by my house! I'm gonna be rich!   

http://www.funghitaliani.eu/boletus/boletus-collinitus/
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SwissedToast said:

JUST FOUND MORE MAGIC SHROOMS. pic unrelated, that's actually a sun-dried human brain I found discarded on my lawn. Ironically people's brains actually ARE different sizes! xdddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_giant_puffball
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SwissedToast said: My friend in Hong Kong recenty discovered his lawn was growing penises, what's up with that? Is his lawn trying to tell him something?

http://georgeweigel.net/favorite-past-garden-columns/artillery-fungus-answer
Not one of these pictures are yours. You're going to get yourself banned son.
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Edited by maynardjameskeenan (09/23/15 08:37 PM)
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Ran-D



Registered: 12/19/10
Posts: 16,315
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Quote:
maynardjameskeenan said: Is this a troll account?
Yes.
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maynardjameskeenan said: You're going to get yourself banned son.
Yes.
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guyute22
Ugly Pig


Registered: 07/27/15
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maynardjameskeenan said: Is this a troll account?
sure seems that way....
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countrymushroom77
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Registered: 08/17/14
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Kill it!
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