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OfflineSwissedToast
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JACKPOT
    #22280374 - 09/23/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

HOLY SHIT GUYS I FOUND A JACKPOT OF MUSHROOMS :mushroom2: IN MY FRONT YARD.
I'm gonna eat ALL of them RIGHT NOW and get SOOOOOOO HIGH :crazy2::mushroom2:

They even bruise blue when you touch them! Like super bright blue! Hell yeah man!!1!
I got AT LEAST FIFTY (50) pounds of these hot babes. Literal TONS (2000lb/ton) of these growing by my house! I'm gonna be rich! :mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:



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"These symptoms suggested that our evolution, I suppose, from the animal kingdom into the human kingdom itself was catalyzed, or triggered by our encounter with these Hallucenogenics, and, Yes, that we are an Ape with a symbiotic relationship to a Mushroom and that has given us self reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things and one can only wonder how these hallucinogens might effect our future evolution as well. They have brought us to this point, and as we make our Relationship to them concious, we may be able to take control of our future evolutionary path..."

HUMAN PHALLUS CONFIRMED TO BE AN EVOLVED MUSHROOM :eek:


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OfflineSwissedToast
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Re: JACKPOT [Re: SwissedToast]
    #22280379 - 09/23/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



JUST FOUND MORE MAGIC SHROOMS. pic unrelated, that's actually a sun-dried human brain I found discarded on my lawn. Ironically people's brains actually ARE different sizes! xdddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


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:mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:

"These symptoms suggested that our evolution, I suppose, from the animal kingdom into the human kingdom itself was catalyzed, or triggered by our encounter with these Hallucenogenics, and, Yes, that we are an Ape with a symbiotic relationship to a Mushroom and that has given us self reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things and one can only wonder how these hallucinogens might effect our future evolution as well. They have brought us to this point, and as we make our Relationship to them concious, we may be able to take control of our future evolutionary path..."

HUMAN PHALLUS CONFIRMED TO BE AN EVOLVED MUSHROOM :eek:


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Re: JACKPOT [Re: SwissedToast]
    #22280389 - 09/23/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My friend in Hong Kong recenty discovered his lawn was growing penises, what's up with that?
Is his lawn trying to tell him something?



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"These symptoms suggested that our evolution, I suppose, from the animal kingdom into the human kingdom itself was catalyzed, or triggered by our encounter with these Hallucenogenics, and, Yes, that we are an Ape with a symbiotic relationship to a Mushroom and that has given us self reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things and one can only wonder how these hallucinogens might effect our future evolution as well. They have brought us to this point, and as we make our Relationship to them concious, we may be able to take control of our future evolutionary path..."

HUMAN PHALLUS CONFIRMED TO BE AN EVOLVED MUSHROOM :eek:


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InvisibleSilky_Johnson
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Re: JACKPOT [Re: SwissedToast]
    #22280432 - 09/23/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

the first ones are all sullius luteus, aka slippery jacks.


i dont think theyre real good to eat.


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DustBunny said:
I've seen just about everything go down in a shed, but where I live most people have a shed or few.

"get cake, die young"

"i got love for a few, respect for a couple, but aint no fear in my heart for no man"


RIP Everything, thicker than blood, kid.


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Invisiblemaynardjameskeenan
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Re: JACKPOT [Re: SwissedToast]
    #22280674 - 09/23/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is this a troll account?


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May you be well.
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May you be happy.



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Re: JACKPOT [Re: SwissedToast]
    #22280727 - 09/23/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SwissedToast said:
HOLY SHIT GUYS I FOUND A JACKPOT OF MUSHROOMS :mushroom2: IN MY FRONT YARD.
I'm gonna eat ALL of them RIGHT NOW and get SOOOOOOO HIGH :crazy2::mushroom2:

They even bruise blue when you touch them! Like super bright blue! Hell yeah man!!1!
I got AT LEAST FIFTY (50) pounds of these hot babes. Literal TONS (2000lb/ton) of these growing by my house! I'm gonna be rich! :mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:






http://www.funghitaliani.eu/boletus/boletus-collinitus/

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SwissedToast said:


JUST FOUND MORE MAGIC SHROOMS. pic unrelated, that's actually a sun-dried human brain I found discarded on my lawn. Ironically people's brains actually ARE different sizes! xdddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_giant_puffball

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SwissedToast said:
My friend in Hong Kong recenty discovered his lawn was growing penises, what's up with that?
Is his lawn trying to tell him something?





http://georgeweigel.net/favorite-past-garden-columns/artillery-fungus-answer


Not one of these pictures are yours.
You're going to get yourself banned son.
:uhno:


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May you be filled with loving kindness.
May you be well.
May you be peaceful and at ease.
May you be happy.



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Edited by maynardjameskeenan (09/23/15 08:37 PM)


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Re: JACKPOT [Re: maynardjameskeenan]
    #22281310 - 09/23/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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maynardjameskeenan said:
Is this a troll account?




Yes.

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maynardjameskeenan said:
You're going to get yourself banned son.





Yes.


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Re: JACKPOT [Re: maynardjameskeenan]
    #22282182 - 09/24/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

maynardjameskeenan said:
Is this a troll account?




sure seems that way....


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Re: JACKPOT [Re: guyute22]
    #22282264 - 09/24/15 06:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Kill it!


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