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ok so like, i was pondering this scenario...
so every now and then i get a strong wiff of skunk spray in my window, they're in my neighbourhood.
and i thought to myself , i could totes take one of those fucks out with a bb gun.
right, but why kill a skunk just to kill, seems fuckedd up, they're just doin thier thang...
so then i thought, well i could eat it.
can you eat a skunk?
like you can just cut the stink gland out of it and the meats still not like well erm skunky?
im genuinely curious on your opinion of the matter.
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
#22280597 - 09/23/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm sure you could. People eat squirrel and they also have scent glands that have to be removed.
It's not like the skunk smell emanates from their entire body or anything.
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
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The scent glands are in the asshole basically and I know people who keep them as pets. Just like neutering a cat or dog they can remove the scent glands. So I don't see it being a problem. What I do see is you shooting it and it not dying right away and in its panic its gonna shoot poo juice everywhere making the process of going to get it, gut and clean it very unpleasant. Also me n a buddy found a dead one when we were kids and he just poked it with a stick and it like exploded. I think they have a hair trigger when it comes to releasing that shit.
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
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PabloSumgie said: The scent glands are in the asshole basically and I know people who keep them as pets. Just like neutering a cat or dog they can remove the scent glands. So I don't see it being a problem. What I do see is you shooting it and it not dying right away and in its panic its gonna shoot poo juice everywhere making the process of going to get it, gut and clean it very unpleasant. Also me n a buddy found a dead one when we were kids and he just poked it with a stick and it like exploded. I think they have a hair trigger when it comes to releasing that shit.
see that was my concern, cause ideally i'll be trying to hit it in the neck, but if i say hit it in the lungs, that thing will go fucking bezerk while i frantically fire more bb/pellets into it, guaranteed to make the entire fur all gross.
i was thinking gloves and a painters mask for the evisceration of the skunk, probably long sleeves and all that jazz, actually fuck it like full hazmat type shit.
if i could keep a skunk pelt AND eat it, that's gold.
bonus points for storing an intact skunk gland in alcohol for evil purposes in the future
this would be so much easier with a .22 but im in a residential neighborhood, and i dont wanna get arrested for drunkenly shooting at skunks.
i can totes get away with a bb gun.
edit: would a high powered like 10 pump pellet shot ofut of a bb gun go through a skunk's skull? cause headshot would be fucking magical, but i dont wanna just ping it off it's skull or hit an eyeball, and have it skuttle off blind and retarded
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
#22280886 - 09/23/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i think about skunk every day just the word and concept not about skunks idk i like em
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Shroomslip said: I'm sure you could. People eat squirrel and they also have scent glands that have to be removed.
It's not like the skunk smell emanates from their entire body or anything.
I grew up hunting and eating squirrel, I still do and I've never had to remove any scent gland from a squirrel. Just skin and gut em, rinse em in salt water for a bit and bake em in the oven after basting with butter, garlic, a little rosemary and pepper.
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
#22280964 - 09/23/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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PabloSumgie said: The scent glands are in the asshole basically and I know people who keep them as pets. Just like neutering a cat or dog they can remove the scent glands. So I don't see it being a problem. What I do see is you shooting it and it not dying right away and in its panic its gonna shoot poo juice everywhere making the process of going to get it, gut and clean it very unpleasant. Also me n a buddy found a dead one when we were kids and he just poked it with a stick and it like exploded. I think they have a hair trigger when it comes to releasing that shit.
see that was my concern, cause ideally i'll be trying to hit it in the neck, but if i say hit it in the lungs, that thing will go fucking bezerk while i frantically fire more bb/pellets into it, guaranteed to make the entire fur all gross.
i was thinking gloves and a painters mask for the evisceration of the skunk, probably long sleeves and all that jazz, actually fuck it like full hazmat type shit.
if i could keep a skunk pelt AND eat it, that's gold.
bonus points for storing an intact skunk gland in alcohol for evil purposes in the future
this would be so much easier with a .22 but im in a residential neighborhood, and i dont wanna get arrested for drunkenly shooting at skunks.
i can totes get away with a bb gun.
Ive taken multiple rabbits and squirrels out with a pellet gun. You can definately hunt small game air rifles, I wouldnt use a bb gun though, get a pellet gun.
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
#22280991 - 09/23/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Could a bb gun really take out a skunk? I have my doubts. I think it would just make him go WTF, and maybe leave a welt. Otherwise he'd be on his merry way skunking shit up and doin' thangs.
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Niffla]
#22281104 - 09/23/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe a CO2 powered BB gun, thats why I recommend a pellet gun.
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Shroomslip said: I'm sure you could. People eat squirrel and they also have scent glands that have to be removed.
It's not like the skunk smell emanates from their entire body or anything.
I've been killing and cooking squirrels since I was 11 and I've never removed any glands
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Shroomslip said: I'm sure you could. People eat squirrel and they also have scent glands that have to be removed.
It's not like the skunk smell emanates from their entire body or anything.
I've been killing and cooking squirrels since I was 11 and I've never removed any glands 
Basically exactly what I said 
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like yall didnt catch my edit, so i'm talking a bb gun, with maxium air pump pressure, loaded withthese:
sorry big ass picture....
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
#22281256 - 09/23/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh so you have a hybrid bb/pellet gun.
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PabloSumgie said: The scent glands are in the asshole basically and I know people who keep them as pets. Just like neutering a cat or dog they can remove the scent glands. So I don't see it being a problem. What I do see is you shooting it and it not dying right away and in its panic its gonna shoot poo juice everywhere making the process of going to get it, gut and clean it very unpleasant. Also me n a buddy found a dead one when we were kids and he just poked it with a stick and it like exploded. I think they have a hair trigger when it comes to releasing that shit.
Shit's like genetically encoded or something
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This method will leave little or no hair on the squirrel meat. I have taught my two sons this method and they love it! Also, remember to remove all the squirrel's musk glands during cleaning and gutting to prevent a bitter taste. The glands appear as little small grayish balls found on the neck, under front leg arm pits, on belly and hips areas, directly behind rear leg knee joints under the flesh. You must cut in order to find the gland here. The other glands are easily seen after skinning.
http://www.westernhunter.com/Pages/Vol05Issue10/squirrel.html
There's also videos showing it, it came up a while back and I started watching a bunch of videos on it.
I've never personally cleaned or eaten squirrel though.
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon] 1
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Salomon said: i could totes take one of those fucks out with a bb gun
what the fuck are you even saying?
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what the fuck are you even saying?
he said that he could totally murder a skunk with a pellet gun.
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what the fuck are you even saying?
What the fuck are you even doing?

Lol how ya been Pris.
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
#22281529 - 09/23/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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do it.
for science
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what the fuck are you even saying?
whuts tha matta prissy, do yew nawt liek mie mouth werds?
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
#22281758 - 09/23/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pellets guns even the pump one come in fps or feet per second. I live in Canada and without a gun license you can buy hp to 495 fps. IME this enough for squirrels but not from very far. I know they sell pellet guns for small game up to rabbits and fox those guns are like 1300-1500fps. Basically OP check you gun for fps and go from there. If its high enough you can scope it and definitely get clean head shots.
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I've hunted and eaten skunk before, although it was only once. I have a relative who hunts a few every year. You cannot pop the scent gland or it will ruin the meat.
It's best to hunt skunks with blunt instruments. They make special arrowheads for small game, as to not pierce the skin. But unless you know how to use a throwing weapon(like a boomerang or a rabbit stick) or know how to shoot a bow effectively, you're gonna have to trap it.
Most people just trap skunks, because bullets can and usually will ruin the meat. Especially if you hit the scent gland.
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so i have to lay skunk traps huh maybe dart it with some dmt then beat it with a baseball bat just seems so savage
but i'm eating it and gonna make a hat so um... good karma?
i think i can find me a trap, one of those you walk in and cant walk out dealios
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
#22281929 - 09/24/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Skunk traps, I fuck with it man. I never would've figured people hunted skunks, but I reckon I know folks that hunt possum, so it shouldn't surprise me.
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like at this point, i just really wanna eat a skunk. it's lodged too deep into my brain not to happen. no matter how long it takes
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
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Let us know how it goes.
Have any of y'all ever eat coon? I'm big into coon huntin', so I figured I should try it.
It's like eating pot-bellied pig. No bueno.
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
#22281953 - 09/24/15 01:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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you won't even hurt it bad with a pellet gun. have you seen the fur on a skunk? you need to shoot it with an arrow. right through the lungs so it can't run far and build up a bunch of lactic acid in its muscle tissue.
use a crossbow if archery isn't your thing. or go for a wrist-rocket head shot with a marble or a ball bearing
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I know a few people when they catch a skunk, they'll use their car exhaust to kill the skunk.
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That doesnt sound that tasty...
I want a skunk hat myself... That's be totally badass
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It's described to taste like a steak that was smeared in dog shit lmfao. Good luck eating that haha
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Boys Life magazine, lol. I read the shit out of that growing up. http://www.rootsimple.com/2013/01/skunks-are-they-edible/

Also, there's this Bassfreak approved tek to get rid of 'em.Quote:
...One woman who runs a skunk rescue group said that they hate deep noises, that if you have a problem skunk, at night time, aim a boombox playing something with lots of bass turned up at its den, and after a while it will leave.
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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
#22282184 - 09/24/15 05:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: i think i can find me a trap, one of those you walk in and cant walk out dealios
Check with your local game dept. They usually have ones you can borrow, or put a $20 dollar deposit on and take back to them once you get your skunk.
I've never heard of anyone eating skunk before. Be sure to report back on how that works out for you.
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Achillita said: I've hunted and eaten skunk before, although it was only once. I have a relative who hunts a few every year. You cannot pop the scent gland or it will ruin the meat.
It's best to hunt skunks with blunt instruments. They make special arrowheads for small game, as to not pierce the skin. But unless you know how to use a throwing weapon(like a boomerang or a rabbit stick) or know how to shoot a bow effectively, you're gonna have to trap it.
Most people just trap skunks, because bullets can and usually will ruin the meat. Especially if you hit the scent gland.
What does it taste like?
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