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    #22280581 - 09/23/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

ok so like, i was pondering this scenario...


so every now and then i get a strong wiff of skunk spray in my window, they're in my neighbourhood.

and i thought to myself , i could totes take one of those fucks out with a bb gun.

right, but why kill a skunk just to kill, seems fuckedd up, they're just doin thier thang...


so then i thought, well i could eat it.


can you eat a skunk?

like you can just cut the stink gland out of it and  the meats still not like  well erm skunky?



im genuinely curious on your opinion of the matter.


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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
    #22280597 - 09/23/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure you could. People eat squirrel and they also have scent glands that have to be removed.

It's not like the skunk smell emanates from their entire body or anything.


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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
    #22280635 - 09/23/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The scent glands are in the asshole basically and I know people who keep them as pets. Just like neutering a cat or dog they can remove the scent glands. So I don't see it being a problem. What I do see is you shooting it and it not dying right away and in its panic its gonna shoot poo juice everywhere making the process of going to get it, gut and clean it very unpleasant. Also me n a buddy found a dead one when we were kids and he just poked it with a stick and it like exploded. I think they have a hair trigger when it comes to releasing that shit.


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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
    #22280647 - 09/23/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: skunk meat [Re: PabloSumgie]
    #22280876 - 09/23/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The scent glands are in the asshole basically and I know people who keep them as pets. Just like neutering a cat or dog they can remove the scent glands. So I don't see it being a problem. What I do see is you shooting it and it not dying right away and in its panic its gonna shoot poo juice everywhere making the process of going to get it, gut and clean it very unpleasant. Also me n a buddy found a dead one when we were kids and he just poked it with a stick and it like exploded. I think they have a hair trigger when it comes to releasing that shit.





see that was my concern, cause  ideally i'll be trying to hit it in the neck, but if i say hit it in the lungs, that thing will go fucking bezerk while i frantically fire more bb/pellets into it, guaranteed to make the entire fur all gross.


i was thinking gloves and a painters mask for the evisceration of the skunk, probably long sleeves and all that jazz, actually fuck it like full hazmat type shit.

if i could keep a skunk pelt AND eat it, that's gold.

bonus points for storing an intact skunk gland in alcohol for evil purposes in the future:vato:


this would be so much easier with a .22 but im in a residential neighborhood, and i dont wanna get arrested for drunkenly shooting at skunks.


i can totes get away with a bb gun.


edit: would a high powered like 10 pump pellet shot ofut of a bb gun go through a skunk's skull? cause headshot would be fucking magical, but i dont wanna just ping it off it's skull or hit an eyeball, and have it skuttle off blind and retarded


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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
    #22280886 - 09/23/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i think about skunk every day just the word and concept not about skunks idk i like em


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Re: skunk meat [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22280930 - 09/23/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm sure you could. People eat squirrel and they also have scent glands that have to be removed.

It's not like the skunk smell emanates from their entire body or anything.




I grew up hunting and eating squirrel, I still do and I've never had to remove any scent gland from a squirrel. Just skin and gut em, rinse em in salt water for a bit and bake em in the oven after basting with butter, garlic, a little rosemary and pepper.

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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
    #22280964 - 09/23/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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PabloSumgie said:
The scent glands are in the asshole basically and I know people who keep them as pets. Just like neutering a cat or dog they can remove the scent glands. So I don't see it being a problem. What I do see is you shooting it and it not dying right away and in its panic its gonna shoot poo juice everywhere making the process of going to get it, gut and clean it very unpleasant. Also me n a buddy found a dead one when we were kids and he just poked it with a stick and it like exploded. I think they have a hair trigger when it comes to releasing that shit.





see that was my concern, cause  ideally i'll be trying to hit it in the neck, but if i say hit it in the lungs, that thing will go fucking bezerk while i frantically fire more bb/pellets into it, guaranteed to make the entire fur all gross.


i was thinking gloves and a painters mask for the evisceration of the skunk, probably long sleeves and all that jazz, actually fuck it like full hazmat type shit.

if i could keep a skunk pelt AND eat it, that's gold.

bonus points for storing an intact skunk gland in alcohol for evil purposes in the future:vato:


this would be so much easier with a .22 but im in a residential neighborhood, and i dont wanna get arrested for drunkenly shooting at skunks.


i can totes get away with a bb gun.




Ive taken multiple rabbits and squirrels out with a pellet gun. You can definately hunt small game air rifles, I wouldnt use a bb gun though, get a pellet gun.

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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
    #22280991 - 09/23/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Could a bb gun really take out a skunk? I have my doubts. I think it would just make him go WTF, and maybe leave a welt. Otherwise he'd be on his merry way skunking shit up and doin' thangs.


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Re: skunk meat [Re: Niffla]
    #22281104 - 09/23/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe a CO2 powered BB gun, thats why I recommend a pellet gun.

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Re: skunk meat [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22281144 - 09/23/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm sure you could. People eat squirrel and they also have scent glands that have to be removed.

It's not like the skunk smell emanates from their entire body or anything.




I've been killing and cooking squirrels since I was 11 and I've never removed any glands :shrug:


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Re: skunk meat [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22281158 - 09/23/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I'm sure you could. People eat squirrel and they also have scent glands that have to be removed.

It's not like the skunk smell emanates from their entire body or anything.




I've been killing and cooking squirrels since I was 11 and I've never removed any glands :shrug:




Basically exactly what I said :datass:

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Re: skunk meat [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #22281237 - 09/23/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

like yall didnt catch my edit, so i'm talking a bb gun, with maxium air pump pressure, loaded withthese:




sorry big ass picture....






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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
    #22281256 - 09/23/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh so you have a hybrid bb/pellet gun.

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Re: skunk meat [Re: PabloSumgie]
    #22281319 - 09/23/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The scent glands are in the asshole basically and I know people who keep them as pets. Just like neutering a cat or dog they can remove the scent glands. So I don't see it being a problem. What I do see is you shooting it and it not dying right away and in its panic its gonna shoot poo juice everywhere making the process of going to get it, gut and clean it very unpleasant. Also me n a buddy found a dead one when we were kids and he just poked it with a stick and it like exploded. I think they have a hair trigger when it comes to releasing that shit.




Shit's like genetically encoded or something


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Re: skunk meat [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #22281334 - 09/23/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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This method will leave little or no hair on the squirrel meat. I have taught my two sons this method and they love it! Also, remember to remove all the squirrel's musk glands during cleaning and gutting to prevent a bitter taste. The glands appear as little small grayish balls found on the neck, under front leg arm pits, on belly and hips areas, directly behind rear leg knee joints under the flesh. You must cut in order to find the gland here. The other glands are easily seen after skinning.




http://www.westernhunter.com/Pages/Vol05Issue10/squirrel.html

There's also videos showing it, it came up a while back and I started watching a bunch of videos on it.

I've never personally cleaned or eaten squirrel though.


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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #22281443 - 09/23/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Salomon said:
i could totes take one of those fucks out with a bb gun






what the fuck are you even saying?


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Re: skunk meat [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22281476 - 09/23/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Salomon said:
i could totes take one of those fucks out with a bb gun






what the fuck are you even saying?


he said that he could totally murder a skunk with a pellet gun.


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Re: skunk meat [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22281505 - 09/23/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

Salomon said:
i could totes take one of those fucks out with a bb gun






what the fuck are you even saying?




What the fuck are you even doing?

:wtfsonic:

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Re: skunk meat [Re: Salomon]
    #22281529 - 09/23/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

do it.








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