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Giving this girl
    #22279591 - 09/23/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

some DMT for her birthday. It was either DMT or shrooms but everyone is basically giving her shrooms, Ecstasy, acid and massive amounts of weed for her birthday. I want to give her something really special and awesome that she will never forget and that will stand out among the gifts. So I will give her DMT, thing is I can only afford 125 milligrams right now.

I haven't smoked DMT in a while and I smoke it sloppily. I just put a bunch of it in my dry bong and on top it on some non-psychoactive herbs and then sandwich it so I always waste some but it doesn't really matter a whole lot to me because when I was smoking it I had a bunch of it so I had room to waste. However its this girls first time I don't want it to be underwhelming for her or have her end up wasting it... do you guys think that 125mg is enough so that she'll have a at least a two solid trips?


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22279598 - 09/23/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i think you should give her crack instead


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22279631 - 09/23/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why don't you give her something besides drugs. Sounds like very one she knows just wants to get her her fucked up.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279638 - 09/23/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Why don't you give her something besides drugs. Sounds like very one she knows just wants to get her her fucked up.




you're crazy, dmt is a fucking awesome gift. way better than a stupid t-shirt or $20.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279639 - 09/23/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I wish people would give me drugs for my birthday


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279644 - 09/23/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know what else I should give her. She basically asked all her friends to give her drugs or drug paraphernalia and concert tickets.

:shrug:


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279646 - 09/23/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

DMT isn't that great. Five minutes and it's over.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279648 - 09/23/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How much does the DMT cost? Maybe you could get her a bowl or something. Everyone is different, but most of the girls I know would be happier getting flowers more than DMT or shrooms.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279651 - 09/23/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah but those are the most intense 5 minutes of your life :awecid:


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Lophosaurus] * 2
    #22279656 - 09/23/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Get her one of these


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose] * 1
    #22279667 - 09/23/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol this chick has it made. Got a bunch of horny guys trying to one up each other on birthday gifts.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279672 - 09/23/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lolsy:

Bet you are wishing you were her...


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279675 - 09/23/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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DMT isn't that great. Five minutes and it's over.




That's exactly why it's so great

You can go balls to the wall super high dose with no concerns because it will all be over in 15 minutes anyway


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #22279681 - 09/23/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's why it's called the businessman's trip. You could trip fucking balls on DMT and then have time to spare during your lunch break.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods] * 1
    #22279686 - 09/23/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Lol this chick has it made. Got a bunch of horny guys trying to one up each other on birthday gifts.




She just needs a dildo named Duke the Bad Dragon


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Shroomism]
    #22279689 - 09/23/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hahaha I explicitly remember my mom going out to buy me breakfast one morning at Chick Fil A and during the time she was gone I went into the dimension and by the time she got back I had been sober for 20 minutes and she was only gone for 30 minutes at most. Shit is awesome


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose]
    #22279697 - 09/23/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She already has a penis in her life... ...........:smug:


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose]
    #22279700 - 09/23/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And it's fun because the more you smoke the more time seems to just stretch out, elongate or stop entirely

For me the time dilation on DMT is pretty epic, a minute can feel like an hour


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22279703 - 09/23/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

there are always better penises with better drugs


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods] * 1
    #22279789 - 09/23/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Indeed there are. Penises such as Bumble Hooves the Unicorn look at the craftsmanship on that fucker


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose]
    #22279796 - 09/23/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol. Even dildoes are compared to beverage cans


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279803 - 09/23/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's an easy size to compare! Everybody can picture a can of soda/beer. :shrug:


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose] * 2
    #22279826 - 09/23/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wtf she asked her friends for concert tickets and drugs? IMO that sounds like a stuck up chick. But I guess I could be wrong.

All I know is I've never asked my friends for ANYTHING except for them to hang out with me on my bday. And that's enough for me..

Just give her the dick.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Quit The Cult]
    #22279830 - 09/23/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She just likes to party :rockon:


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Quit The Cult]
    #22279851 - 09/23/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She is a hippy chick so thats what she loves to do. She didn't really ask for it but everyone knows her and everyone pretty much knows she wants that and it doesn't need to be stated explicitly that she wants that. Everyone just knows she always wants drugs and tix.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose]
    #22279869 - 09/23/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Deems is always a nice gift to give someone.  125mg is plenty for 3 blast offs if smoked right. 

Next time you extract/buy some try creating enhanced leaf by dissolving 500 mg in a few drops of isopropyl alcohol and then soaking it up with 500 mg of inactive herb (I prefer damiana since it's easy to get and not very harsh).  When it's dry just load it and smoke it.  I find this to be the most effective way to :deemsters: personally.

Or you could get her a tapestry...  :biggrin:


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: MrBlueYoMind] * 1
    #22279889 - 09/23/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You should get her a baseball hat.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22279901 - 09/23/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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She already has a penis in her life... ...........:smug:




that's why you make yours special by wrapping it in a bowtie and covering it in miley cirus sprinkles


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods] * 1
    #22279940 - 09/23/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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koods said:
DMT isn't that great. Five minutes and it's over.




Your Mom..


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: 1234go]
    #22280105 - 09/23/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I feel like everyone who does DMT becomes a DMT maniac.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Gorlax]
    #22280130 - 09/23/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I never tried or seem DMT, didn't even know you smoked it.lol Sounds interesting... is it addictive or have harsh side effects?


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Gorlax]
    #22280136 - 09/23/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I feel like everyone who does DMT becomes a DMT maniac.




I've never done it, but I can see that happening to me too.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22280156 - 09/23/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Anal beads?


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Fletcher]
    #22280165 - 09/23/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

what ever drug you get her, get her something cool she can play with when fucked up that doesnt get inserted into her.. lol like those wands that spin and light up, or a furry hat or something.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: abductee] * 1
    #22280173 - 09/23/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lsdabc: is a much better birthday gift than DMT.

But for OP's circumstances, GHB seems to be a much better choice.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: abductee]
    #22280177 - 09/23/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I just grabbed a pair of these up for the next time I get a light show:

http://www.amazon.com/GloFX-Kaleidoscope-Glasses--Rainbow-Diffraction/dp/B00HFQOFFI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1443056396&sr=8-2&keywords=kaleidoscope+glasses

They're fucking awesome.  Much better than regular diffraction lenses.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #22280185 - 09/23/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

125 mg of dmt isnt that much.

Shes probably going to waste 80 mg tryong to figure out how to smoke it and hy the time she finally gets it right shell have 20 mg left.

Or shell dump it on a bowl of weed and waste it like that


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #22280188 - 09/23/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

cool shit blue.. that be awesome. I got some laser lights in my room, they are fun but those glasses would top it off.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: JvF]
    #22280191 - 09/23/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe he can convince her to do a DMT enema plug instead :shrug:

Win-win for both parties.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Detached]
    #22280198 - 09/23/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

that's shitty.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: abductee]
    #22280202 - 09/23/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lol


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: abductee]
    #22280213 - 09/23/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Detached]
    #22280236 - 09/23/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I rolled my dab in a little dmt one time it wasn't very much but worked pretty well.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Detached]
    #22280247 - 09/23/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hehehe..


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #22280274 - 09/23/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Holy shit I put those lenses while I was rolling on 600mg and this dude was giving me and my girlfriend a light show with his gloves and oh my god it was beautiful. The hallucinations were so intense and the gloves looked so amazing. Jesus fucking Christ that was awesome.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22280279 - 09/23/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i'm going to buy a couple pairs tonight, at least check ebay and see how much it would run me.


Edited by abductee (09/23/15 07:23 PM)


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22280522 - 09/23/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Better yet, get her a Shroomery supporter account so we can all tell her what a great guy you are.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: abductee]
    #22281390 - 09/23/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I never tried or seem DMT, didn't even know you smoked it.lol Sounds interesting... is it addictive or have harsh side effects?




It's the most intense hallucinogen on the planet pretty much. It's basically Psilocybin/Psilocin if it hit you like a fucking train which caused your consciousness to blast off to another dimension and if it only lasted 5-10 minutes.


Edited by Janky Tits (09/23/15 09:44 PM)


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22282196 - 09/24/15 05:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

sounds amazing.


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